, 03 2007 . 17:20
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The_pessimist (
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Hi. , . , . ...
TO A FALSE FRIEND
Our hands have met, but not over hearts;
Our hands will never meet again.
Friends, if we have ever been,
Friends we cannot now remain;
I only know I love you once,
I only know I loved in vain;
Our hands have met, but not our hearts;
Our hands will never meet again….
, 24 2007 . 18:55
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http://ifolder.ru/1201755 *
http://up.li.ru/?id=266585;tonoone.wma *
396.03
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Where is your smile, little girl
How can I know?
The rain is gone, but you cry
.... I know more than lightning's
Called your pain
Pain is changing your life a little girl
It's changing your world
Flowers die getting your list doing your falling on your knees
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, 23 2007 . 18:02
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Tell me please how can I translate: "You wear those shoes and I will wear that"?
, 13 2007 . 15:01
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sh_123 (Languages)
Prime Minister Paul Martin, Finance Minister Ralph Goodale, and Revenue Minister John McCallum are flying on the Executive Airbus to a gathering in British Columbia when Martin turns to Goodale and says, chuckling, "You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy."
Goodale shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten people happy." Not to be outdone, McCallum says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10
bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the window and make millions of people happy."
, 01 2007 . 10:32
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Dveikut (Languages)
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[... ] Al Frankens new age counselor, Stuart Smalley - stinkin thinkin.
, " " - Al Franken&Stuart Smalley - .
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, 31 2007 . 21:30
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socold (Languages)
- Ablaze In Hatred - Howls Unknown, , , , )))
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.. - CHEERS!
English - Cheers
Albanian - Gezuar
Armenian - Genatzt
Austrian - Prosit
Belgian - Op uw gezonheid; gezndheid
Brazilian - Saude, Viva
Bulgarian -
Chinese - Nien Nien nu e. Kong Chien
Czechoslovakian - Na Zdravi, Nazdar
Danish - Skal
Dutch - Proost. Geluch
Egyptian - Fee sihetak
Estonian - Tervist
Finnish - Kippis
French - à votre santé
German - Prost. Auf ihr wohl
Greek - Eis Igian
Hawaiian - Okole malune
Hebrew - L'Chaim
Hungarian - Kedves egeszsegere
Indian - A la sature
Italian - cin-cin!
Japanese - Kampai. Banzai
Korean - Kong gang ul wi ha yo
Lithuanian - I sveikas
Mexican - Salud
New Zealander - Kia ora
Norwegian - Skal
Philippine - Mabuhay
Polish - Na zdrowie. Vivat
Portuguese - A sia saide
Romanian - Noroc
Russian -
Spanish - Salud, amor y
Swedish - Skal
Welsh - Iechyd da
, 31 2007 . 10:02
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sh_123 (Languages)
A man died and went to Heaven. There were thousands of other people there. They were all naked and all looked as they did at the age of 21. He looked around to see if there was anyone he recognised. He saw a couple and he knew immediately that they were Adam and Eve. How did he know?
, 29 2007 . 17:07
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sh_123 (Languages)
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
, 27 2007 . 22:32
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sh_123 (Languages)
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh... Killed any?" she asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone".
, 25 2007 . 18:14
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sh_123 (Languages)
left-handed person - , left-handed compliment - , , left-handed marriage - ?
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, 24 2007 . 12:14
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sh_123 (Languages)
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "Im going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say"
"And I said to keep quiet! Youre going to jail!"
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chiefs at his daughters wedding. Hell be in a good mood when he gets back."
, 23 2007 . 15:32
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sh_123 (Languages)
Husband: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Husband: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you!
Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
, 23 2007 . 15:29
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sh_123 (Languages)
'' (a gaggle), , , '' (a skein).
'samba' 'to rub navels together'.
Britannica : "The Russian Tsar Ivan IV Groznyi, called Vassilievich for his cruelty...".
"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" , .
US Robotics, , , .
'J', 'U', 'W' . . 'U' 'V' X , 'W' - 'U' (double-U) - XII , 'J'- 'I', XV .
The_pessimist (
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