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, 23 2007 . 15:26 +
sh_123 (Languages) . cheap, . , standard. cheap expensive. , - . peak.





: small, medium, large family. : for small teeth, for standard teeth. - . for regular teeth. , king size.


, , genuine / real / natural leather . - , . artificial synthetic. : man made. , , - .


- . . - " " . - . . : best before - . ! !



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, 22 2007 . 19:32 +
sh_123 (Languages) , . 50 - , , kiwi. , .



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, 21 2007 . 22:12 +
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, 20 2007 . 15:54 +
sh_123 (Languages) Italian Lover
A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."


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, 19 2007 . 20:01 +
 (Languages) - . , 20- . : , , ( ), . , . :

This knot I knit,
To know the thing I know not yet,
That I may see
The man that shall my husband be,
How he goes, and what he wears,
And what he does all the days.



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, 18 2007 . 21:14 +
sh_123 (Languages) ***
The manager of a large company noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked him. "John," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.


It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all.


I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling*. My name is John Darling."

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."


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, 12 2007 . 20:59 +
sh_123 (Languages) ?
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, 12 2007 . 20:57 +
sh_123 (Languages) , 50% . - (Georgia). , - (Georgia, GA ).
: "... ...", "... ..." ..
, , .
RUSSIA OUT OF US NOW!!!
:GEORGIA NOW: WHO'S NEXT? FLORIDA? :AND THEN WHO??? THIS MUST STOP!!!!
NEVER WAS A WORD EVER SAID THAT COMMUNIST SOLDIERS WERE STATIONED IN ONE OF OUR SOUTHERN STATES. HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS?
- .
NEXT WE'LL FIND OUT CHINESE ARMY IN NYC!
- .
HAD NO IDEA RUSSIA HAD TROOPS IN GA. THAT IS REALLY SCARY, GOOD THING THEY ARE LEAVING.
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YOU, MORONS, THERE IS A COUNTRY NAMED GEORGIA. IT'S IN EUROPE!


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, 12 2007 . 20:54 +
sh_123 (Languages) , . :)
:)

Two brothers we are, great burdens we bear,
On which we are bitterly pressed;
The truth is to say, we are full all the day,
And empty when we go to rest.


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, 07 2007 . 00:46 +
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, 07 2007 . 19:36 +
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, 07 2007 . 17:20 +
 (Languages) Two legs sat upon three legs
With one leg in his lap;
In comes four legs
And runs away with one leg;
Up jumps two legs,
Catches up three legs,
Throws it after four legs,
And makes him bring back one leg.



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, 04 2007 . 01:38 +
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, 04 2007 . 20:16 +
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, 04 2007 . 19:30 +
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, 03 2007 . 12:44 +
Midnight_Romance (Languages) !

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, 23 2006 . 01:17 +
 (Languages)
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Dav_part1.rar(111.61 MB)
Dav_part2.rar (98.96 MB)
Dav_part3.rar (98.33 MB)
Dav_part4.rar (121.6 MB)
Dav_part5.rar (99.3 MB)
Dav_part6.rar (108.78 MB)

P/S: - , - - )))


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, 23 2006 . 13:07 +
stuart1861 (Languages) .

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Lenta.Ru, , , .

http://lenta.ru/news/2006/12/23/stop/
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Urban Dictionary

, 23 2006 . 12:34 +


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a chav

, 23 2006 . 10:52 +
paranoid (Languages) - Ramones "I don't want to grow up"
- fairly well

You've asked for it - you've got it :)

ICQ log with a brit (Real one :)
======================================

Me: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:28:37
BTW do you know what a "chav" mean?

Him: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:28:55
yup

Him: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:06
not on wikipedia yet :) you should add it

Him: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:32
yup - I know what a chav is

Him: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:37
what's your guess?

Me: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:42
I was watching the standup comedian the other day, who were performing
in UK. He used the word many times, and people did seem to understand it.
But it's not in the MW :)

Me: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:51
well,my guess was pretty simple

Me: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:29:57
Since he was referring to the 3 UK reporters as a 'chavs'
- and the next minute called them 'whores' and 'cunts' -
I believe it's kinda offensive, isn't it?

Him: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:36:22
a chav is like an uneducated person who drinks a lot and
gets into trouble - usually teenagers or in 20's who
booze it, might have bikes, and are generally loud and
offensive and appear uneducated (but may not be uneducated,
in which case, read: 'city wankers')

Me: Fri Dec 22 2006 22:37:38
Oh, I was wrong then. I thought it indeed is kind of a "whore"
- but it surely isn't. OK, thanks for the explanation.



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, 19 2006 . 00:29 +
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, 16 2006 . 15:19 +
Midnight_Romance (Languages) - , ? -

Catherine think she's pregnant. George says he have to get a second job, on account of there's a kid on the way...




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, 02 2006 . 18:43 +
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, 23 2006 . 17:33 +
Daribojka (Languages)  (216x200, 18Kb)
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, , , - ! : , , . , ! !! !!!
: "Farming in spring" - !! !!!




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Hi! I need your help!

, 13 2006 . 19:19 +
Erscheinung (Languages) ! .. , ? :)

In the emptiness

Nobody lives here
Just me stay alone,
I hope somewhere
I will be reborn.
My soul is idle
And it isn`t no motive
To search the gold middle,
To take positiv.
I hoped my sadness
Would makes me wise
But i get only emptiness
And it is not too nice.
I hear you, Mammy,
But where are you?
Are your feelings sunny?
It`s something new.
I wanna be glad
But i have no sences...
Are you sure I`m mad?
No..It`s just reminiscences...
There is no rain,
It`s nothing bad,
But I`m crying again
Is it little sad?



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, 12 2006 . 13:08 +
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. , 1935 the National Puzzler's League , , - . , - .
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(Walt Disney Studio, 1964) supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (34 ) , . , , , - . , .

floccinaucinihilipilification (29 ). , , . XVIII . 1999 , .

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100 Most Popular Slang Words

, 09 2006 . 22:09 +
 (Languages) 100 Most Popular Slang Words
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n c
adj
adv -
v
pl
u
excl
derog
set phr
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Awesome (adj) , . Awesome! (excl) - !
 What an awesome show!
Baby (n) ,
 Hi, baby! Wanna have some fun?
Beat it! (set phr) ,
 Im sick and tired of you. Just beat it!
Beemer (n) - (BMW)
 Johns just got a new beemer. Its totally awesome!
Big mouth (also to have a big mouth) ,
 Shut up! You really have a big mouth.
Blimp (n) ,
 I always seem to have a blimp sitting next to me when I travel.
Booze (n) ,
 No booze! Its a teen party.
Bozo (n) , ,
 While I am slaving away, this bozo is screwing around.
Buck . Easy bucks (set phr) , .
 I think it means easy bucks. Didnt you get this?
Bug (v) , .
 It really bugs me when my dad gives me no pocket money.
Chiken (n)
 Dont be a chicken!
Chick (n) (.)
 Vow! What a cool chick!
Cop (n) ,
 The cop showed me his badge.
Cool (n) , . Cool! (excl) !
 I know a cool club in the hood. (= in the neighbourhood).
Crush (n): to have/get a crush on smb ,
 Did you know John had a crush on that fox?
Dope (n) ,
 He is such a dope.
Dork , . Dorky adj , , , ( )
 He is a dork and he wears dorky jeans.
Drag (n) , .
 Im leaving. This party is such a drag!
Dude (n)
 Wheres my car, dude?
Fed up with: to be fed up with (set phr) .
 Im fed up with your cooking.
Flick (n) ,
 I havent seen a flick in a long time.
Fox (n) . Adj foxy
 His older sister is a fox.
Freak (n) , . Adj freaky
 You freak wont just leave me alone!
Freak out (v) .
 I was freaked out when I saw him in the ghost costume.
Chill out (v) , ,
 This weekend Im gonna chill out with my buddies.
Check smt out (v) ,
 I got a new CD. Check it out!
Geek (n) ,
 Students of PS 671 are all geeks.
Get (e.g. get it!) , , .
 Do you get it now?
Get lost! , ,
 Get lost! I dont wanna see anyone!
Gig (n)
 I have a gig on Saturday night.
Gypped (v): to be gypped (also to be ripped off) ,
 We were gypped he was not from Oxford as we all had thought.
Glitch (n)
 This computer programme has a glitch.
Glitzy (adj) , (e.g. glitzy hotel)
 This is a pretty glitzy hotel to be staying in.
Go bananas (set phr) .
 Ill go bananas if I dont get a break now.
Good stuff (set phr)
 Good stuff can I have some more?
Gonna (v) am/is/are going.
 Im not gonna listen to this geek. Get me somebody cool!
Grand (n, u) 1000 ,
 His salary is 20 grand. Isnt it neat?!
Groovy (adj) ,
 Did you hear my new CD? It is so groovy.
Grub (n) ,
 Where can we get some grub? Im starving.
Guts: to have guts/ to take guts (set phr)
 It takes a lot of guts to give the boss your true opinion.
Guys (n) , , , ( , ).
 Guys, lets get out of here!
Hairy (adj)
 Going to Madagascar? That would be a hairy trip.
Hang loose (set phr) relax,
 Come on, you need to hang loose. Forget about your work!
Hit (n) , ,
 Your proposal was a hit with the boss.
Hit the sack (also hit the hay)
 Im gonna hit the sack now. Bye!
In the bag (set phr) ,
 Everything is in the bag now. Nothing to worry about.
Jam (n, u) ,
 I am glad you got yourself out of this jam.
John (n)
 This john really smells.
Keep ones cool
 He kept his cool when his house burned down.
Kick (n): to get a kick out of ,
 I get a kick out of watching him paint.
Lame excuse (set phr)
 This is really a lame excuse.
Like
 He was like very tall and like in his 20s.
Loser (n) ,
 If you go on this way, you would get only strays and losers.
Loo (n) (British English)
 Wheres the loo?
Maxed out: to be maxed out (v)-
 I am maxed out at my work and I need a rest.
Mega (a) , . Megabucks
 I have mega amount of tomatoes in my garden this year.
Meltdown (n) ,
 There has been a meltdown in the relationship between my parents and me.
Neat (adj) , ,
 That was a neat idea you had.
Nerd (n) , . Computer nerd
 Bob is a nerd, thats why he doesnt care for football like everyone else.
No sweat. (set phr) . ?
 Do your homework for you? No sweat!
Nut (n) c, . To be nuts
 Are you nuts?
Pain in the neck (set phr) ,
 My wifes best friend is a pain in the neck.
Party animal (set phr)
 You are too old to be a party animal.
Paws (n, pl) , ( )
 Get your paws off my dough!
Piece of cake (set phr)
 Our homework was a piece of cake.
Pig 1 (n) .
 He is a pig at parties.
Pig 2 (n, derog) ,
 Pigs are coming. Watch out!
Pit (n) , .
 What a pit lets just leave!
Pit stop (n) ,
 I need a pit stop. Wait here!
Pop for (v) ,
 It is my turn to pop for the doughnuts.
Pop in (v) , ( , )
 Mum, look theres a McDonalds. Can we pop in?
Psycho (n) , ,
 Dont talk to him he is a psycho!
Pretty (adv)
 LA is pretty expensive.
Quid (n, BE) , . American English dough
 Could you lend me some quid? I am totally broke.
 I need some dough before I go Christmas shopping.
Rookie (n) , .
 Get lost! Its not for rookies.
Rule (v) , .
 Mr.English rules!!!
Screw around (v) ,
 If you screw around all day at this work, you will have to come back again.
Schmuk (n)
 What a stupid schmuk!
Sneak (n) ,
 Dont listen to him! He is a sneak.
Split (v) ,
 It is time to split and go see the movie.
Stink (v) , , . It stinks. (also It sucks.)
 His last movie stinks.
Vibes (n, pl)
 He really gives off good vibes.
Wanna (v) want to.
 Wanna be my friend?
Whats up? Whazup? (set phr) ? ?
 Whazup, baby?
Wheels (n, pl) ,
 Can I borrow you wheels for today?
Whiz (n) to be a whiz
 He is a whiz at the computer.
Wuss (n) , . Adj - wussy
 Dont be such a wuss all the time say what youre thinking.
Yucky (adj.) ,
 Yucky! This food is horrible.
Zip (n, u) ,
 He knows zip about English slang.




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, 09 2006 . 18:12 +
 (Languages) What is the word, the first two letters of which stand for a man, the first three for a woman, the first four for a brave and the whole for a brave woman?



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indian summer

, 24 2006 . 22:38 +
Tysia (Languages)

"indian summer" - . . - , " ". ... , "indian"?

? =)




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, 21 2006 . 13:37 +
 (Languages) Nothing is so bad, as not to be good for something.
.

Everything is good in its season.
.

that commits a fault thinks everyone speaks of it.
.


Nothing venture, nothing have.
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Too much of a good thing is good for nothing. ()
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