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, 07 2007 . 19:33 +
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, 07 2007 . 17:18 +
Ollie_s (Languages) ( "", ) , . http://www.liveinternet.ru/community/1907793/
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, 06 2007 . 15:56 +
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They are in the yard
I am a good student
We are not very happy now
You are at the cinema now
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, 06 2007 . 15:16 +
Not_Juliet (Languages)

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, 30 2007 . 12:22 +
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/skillswise/    ,   , .

http://www.wordsmyth.net/ . , ,  , .

http://www.jobline.lmu.de/jobline/index.php " ". - .

http://www.videojug.com/  , . :

http://www.voanews.com/specialenglish/ . , .

http://www.breakingnewsenglish.com/ , , !  !

http://www.spiegel.de/international ,

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/   60 .  , online

http://www.english-trailers.com/index.php

http://www.metmuseum.org/explore/justforfun.asp , .  .   Cezanne's astonishing apples,  

http://whitney.org/learning/?url=%2...ery%2Findex.php . , , ,

http://www.visualthesaurus.com/ . ,

http://www.worldwidewords.org/index.htm , , .

http://www.wordcount.org/main.php , , , . ,

http://www.eslcafe.com/ . !
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, 29 2007 . 19:43 +
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Help me!

, 29 2007 . 16:25 +
In_Impression (Languages)

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, 25 2007 . 01:56 +
 (Languages) An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language.
He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised their hand and asked - "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They're supposed to help solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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, 23 2007 . 20:35 +
_steklo_ (Languages)

 Ancient- Willothewisp.

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, 20 2007 . 11:23 +
sh_123 (Languages) " " (instant messages - IM), SMS. IM - , , , , , , , .


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, 09 2007 . 18:08 +
sh_123 (Languages) . "f", "ph". , "fat", "fishing" "food" "phat", "phishing" "phood", , , , , .

, "phat", 1960-, - " ", "" "".

"phishing" Pish (, , Jon Fishman). -, , - . , , "phone phreaking", 1970-.

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, 23 2007 . 02:33 +
mapuca (Languages) "Using Russian". I think it can be helpful to both learners of Russian and learners of English.

Russian words difficult to render in English (words without direct equivalents.)
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She is...

, 23 2007 . 11:28 +
Tysia (Languages)

, - Ottawan - =))

She is D delirious
She is I incredible
She is S superficial
She is C complicated
She is O oh, oh, oh

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Need help

, 21 2007 . 02:14 +
Aeny (Languages)

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: "You will need to look at what you want to do with it. Does the model you want have rails for a scope?? " , "rails for a scope". - , .

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, 17 2007 . 12:22 +
sh_123 (Languages) Joke:

The Lift

An American visiting in England entered the hotel and asked where the elevator was. The doorman looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said.

"No," the American responded. "If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator."

"Well," the doorman answered, "over here we call them lifts."

"Now you listen", the American said rather irritated," someone in America invented the elevator."

"Oh, right you are, sir," the man said in a polite tone, "but someone here in England invented the language."
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, 17 2007 . 12:16 +
sh_123 (Languages) http://www.native-english.ru/practice/exercises/
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, 16 2007 . 09:46 +
sh_123 (Languages) http://at-english.ru/love2.htm



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behind the bar?? ..,

, 15 2007 . 10:25 +
sh_123 (Languages) , :
"This car is from GDR, the land behind the bar". : " , "
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, 13 2007 . 12:31 +
sh_123 (Languages) Speed Trap

A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"
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, 11 2007 . 15:33 +
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, 11 2007 . 13:43 +
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, 17 2007 . 22:32 +
Voxiferus (Languages) ANGL.jpg (300x382, 54Kb)
RU OK? - Are you OK? - ?
Y NY? - Yes and you? - , ?
OK CU2DAY? - OK. See you today? - . ?
NO 2MORO WER? - No. Tomorrow. Where? - , . ?
@J'S. CUL8TR - At John's. See you later. - . .
LUV B - Love Bob.. - . .
F2T? - Free to talk? - ?
N. WER RU? - No. Where are you? - , ?
@ WK. NU? - At work. And you? - . ?
@ HM. CU L8TR? - At home. See you later? - . , ?
Y. WEN?- Yes. When? - , ?
@7. TA4N. CU - At 7 o'clock. That's all for now. See you. - . , . .
OK. B4N. - OK. Bye for now. - , . .
BTW - by the way -
IMO - in my opinion -
TTFN - ta ta for now [bye for now] - , .
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LOL

, 14 2007 . 11:07 +
Helen_Cutie (Languages) , :

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Three witches watch three swatch watches.
Which witch watches which swatch watch?

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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which
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Three swiss witch-bitc#es, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitc#es, watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitc#, which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitc#, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?
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, 09 2007 . 01:30 +
sWinG-sWinG (Languages) I'm Your Father!
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, 09 2007 . 14:51 +
sh_123 (Languages) : , :
For me - beer and for my friend- Jim Beam.
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, 09 2007 . 10:04 +
Emiras_Dream (Languages) 1)Cooperation and competition between countries in the world(sport,buisness,tourism,etc.)
2)Goals of higher education
3)Scientific and med. advantages
4)Mass media and power
5)Theater
6)Enviroment protection
7)real life misterious story
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, 07 2007 . 17:20 +
del_sole (Languages) ! , , - ! ?
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, 06 2007 . 15:10 +
Life_addicted (Languages) - ? 3   .., !
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Magic Million appeal

, 30 2007 . 11:47 +
Tysia (Languages)

, (?) Magic Million appeal. - ?

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Morwenna Hagge

, 24 2007 . 15:21 +
Tysia (Languages)

Hagge.

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