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December 26 205 up, 145 down

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When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.

This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."
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by Pilotguy44 share this Christmahanukwanzakah
December 25 2406 up, 1717 down

A holiday celebrating multicultural beliefs and traditions. A product of a politically correct work environment.
Happy Christmahanukwanzakah to all!
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by Abysmal share this christmas eve eve
December 23 3346 up, 3465 down

December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.

In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
I never realised the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.
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by Darth Ridley share this Holiday Eve
December 22 2272 up, 4517 down

The day before a company holiday when employees are inclined to do as little work as possible.
Bob: "Rick, can you get me the TPP report today?"
Rick: "No, not today. Today is Holiday Eve and I'm not trying to do a lot of work today. Maybe next week."
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by HK All Day share this classic as fuck
December 21 3040 up, 4606 down

Something that is extremely timeless and will never get old.
Duder 1: "Ha ha I can't believe he stepped on that burning bag full of dog shit."

Duder 2: "I know, that trick is classic as fuck."

Duder 1: "All right, let's go, we got 15 more houses to hit."
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by westfalia share this nowhere story
December 20 4174 up, 5128 down

A tale or recount of an event or events that doesn't ever reach a particular point or meaning.
Duder 1: "So the other day I went into Foot Locker and saw a girl working there so I thought it was Lady Foot Locker, but it turns out it wasn't."

Duder 2: "Wow dude, thanks for that nowhere story."
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by westfalia share this Computer
December 19 11102 up, 6545 down

a machine for downloading porn
"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"
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1. jewing them down 41 up, 20 down
To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10" - : "Свинья стоит $ 10"
B: "I'll give you $5." - "Я дам вам $ 5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold" - : "Продано"
B Walks Away. - B уходит.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
_В: «Я получил мою свинью Yeeeeeeah Смотрите сына, что называется" Jewing их вниз ".."
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15. Jewish 380 up, 915 down
A gay term used to describe something as "stupid" or "retarded"
_Гей термин используется для описания то, как "глупые" или "отсталых"

Tom: "Wow, that sub today was so
wierd."
Том: "Ух ты, что к югу сегодня было так
странно. "

Bob: "I know, she was hella jewish."
_Боб: «Я знаю, она была еврейской Hella".(греческой еврейкой)


16. Jewish 406 up, 1017 down
As of, or pertaining to stupidity.
_Как, или , относящихся к глупости.


My phone has been so jewish latley (late) , it won't send texts.
_Мой телефон так по - еврейски запаздывает, он не будет отсылать тексты.
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