1. I'm romantic = I'm poor. 
2. I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it.
3. I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
4. Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
5. I had a wonderful time last night = Who the are you?
6. Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
7. Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later. 
8. I'll give you a call = I'd rather die than see you again.
9. I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
10. I think we should just be friends = You're ugly.