Make WAYYYY for Prince Loki~
Say HEEEEY, It’s Prince Loki~
Hey! Clear the way on the Rainbow Bridge,
Hey you, let us through, it’s a bright new god,
Oh come, be the first on your realm to meet his gaze~
Make way, here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums~
Are you gonna love this god!
Prince Loki, fabulous he, Loki Laufeyson,
Genuflect, show some respect, down on one knee~
Now try your best to save face,
Try not to let your heart race,
Then come and see his spectacular trickery~
Prince Loki, mighty is he, Loki Laufeyson,
Strong as 10 Asgardians, definitely~
He faced the Frost Giant Lords,
A hundred Midgardians with swords,
Who sent those fools to their lords?
Why Prince Loki~
He’s got 75 Golden amulets,
(Don’t they look lovely, Thor?)
Emerald fur cloaks he’s got 53,
(Fabulous, Odin, I love the color.)
When it comes to exotic type magics,
Has he got a tome?
I’m telling you, it’s a compendium of all kinds!
Prince Loki, handsome is he, Loki Laufeyson,
That physique! How can I speak, weak at the knee~
Well get on out in that square,
Adjust your helm and prepare,
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Loki~
He’s got 95 fierce burning grudges,
(He’s got a grudge on Thor, a grudge on Thor!)
And to each he will charge them a fee~
(They’re gonna pay, oh yes they’ll pay!)
He’s got duplicates, doubles, and mirrors~
(All of himself!)
They bow to his whim, love serving him,
They’re just lousy with loyalty, to Loki! Prince Loki!
Prince Loki, amorous he, Loki Laufeyson~
Heard your realm had the Avengers to fight~
And that good people is why, he got dolled up and dropped by~
With 60 evil spells, curses galore,
With his staffs, magic wands,
A brass helm and more,
With his forty doubles, his tricks, his magics,
you all deserve to be ruled~
MAKE WAY, FOR PRINCE, LOKI
Livin’ la vida loki!
He’s like a superstition, frost giants and thunder gods
He made a premonition, that he would rule us all
He’s into new positions, new kicks in the candlelight
He’s everyone’s obsession, err day and err night
He’ll make Thor take his clothes off and go dancing in the rain
He’ll make you live a crazy life and he’ll cause half of your pain
like a bullet to your brain, come on!
Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
He’ll punch and throw you down,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki
Thor woke in New York City,
in a funky cheap hotel
He took his heart and he took his money
and put him under a spell
Loki loves his brother
but he also wants his pain
The Avengers had a taste of him
and they never were the same
He’ll make you go insane!
Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
Find a window and throw you out,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki
He’ll throw you out the window if you so much as speak his name
He’ll make you live a crazy life and he’ll cause half of your pain
like a bullet to your brain!
Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
He’ll punch and throw you down,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Upside, inside out,
he’s livin’ la vida loki,
Find a window and throw you out,
livin’ la vida loki,
His eyes are viper green
and his skin has zero color
He will wear you out
He’s livin’ la vida loki
Livin’ la vida loki
livin’ la vida loki