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Koblenz   обратиться по имени Суббота, 26 Февраля 2011 г. 09:44 (ссылка)
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Furman_Ed   обратиться по имени Суббота, 26 Февраля 2011 г. 20:12 (ссылка)
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Manager - it is a dead-end branch of evolution director.

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Promised three years of waiting, the fourth - electorial.

Many of those who remained himself, because anyone and did not.

The most shapely legs go to those who live in a big way.

Thoughts like children - it is easier to bear than to bring to mind.

Home loans, the tree as a gift left to give birth to a son from a neighbor ...

If you no longer meet the challenges, then you went astray.

While in vybeshsya people lost all human.


Wife to wear on hands and neck, she sits down.

A woman tells the truth only when it wants to hide behind a lie.

Rule of life: to follow the natural inclinations with due caution on the police around the corner.

If compliments were true, it would not be a compliment, and information.

If a question does not make sense, do not look for it in the response.

They say the audacity - the second happiness. A first-then what?

Sometimes, just before reaching the goal, you know how you missed.

Freedom of thought - is not within the jurisdiction. But sometimes - podrasstrelno

Economist - a man who knows more about money than one who has them.

Internet is not yet public education, for he is like a car where you can get to the library as well as to the pub.

Do not judge the dead on the obituary.

Ass tearing is not where a lot of pay, and where the authorities have big ambitions.

Work and only work done man. Moody and hooked.

Fine words butter no parsnips. They fed fabulist.

One has only to allow one to sit around your neck, as immediately after it queue.

Why get rid of an inferiority complex? I let them balance the megalomania.

Pattern referred to himself as the standard.

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary lack of money.

His superiors need to know in person, so that during the coup long look.

How many fools nor teach, he just becomes more learned fools.

When a woman talks about a safe male shoulders - that usually has in mind the neck.

Too long vacation has never and no one was brought to death.

I would like to not only wanted to.

Man is created for happiness, like a bird for the job.

"Shit in the hole." Report from the Epiphany bathing officials of the city administration ...

The higher a person climbs, the more it pulls commit ignoble deeds. From the heights, for example, always pulls to spit or urinate.

A friend of my husband is always the enemy of his wife, unless she does not lover.

Criminals are also drawn to the good, but, unfortunately, a stranger.

What smotpish at me as hakep on novyyu zaschity?

Curves should be gyrus, but not his hands!

First look at the work of justice, and then - another job.

Another can not be bought, but it can be sold.

Civilization - it's when you ybivayut, has finally arrived but not otpezayut yshi.

When I need to know your opinion, I'll tell you it!

Kak cchitaete you, I is Best Vac or you xyzhe menya?

Do not complain about destiny. She may be with you, is not very ppiyatno.

All things come to demand justice, and everyone - for profit.

I know that I do not know, but the main thing that dpygie did not know.

If a man does not think he does, then you can be sure that he does what he thinks.

If a man requires only one woman, then she is not capable of anything to another.

Wine, fermented, converted into vinegar, the Communists - in the Democrats, love - into prostitution, and friendship - in a commercial project.

There are people who are so experienced that they believe only in the future.

If people do not want to perform their civic duty, the State has complied with the conjugal.

As neither study people, they always go wrong.

Nothing makes you laugh at work as salary.

Do well, get very shitty ...

State is not obliged to listen to popular opinion, but listen to it it should. To do this, he has special powers and means to wiretapping.

There are people with whom you want to share everything they have.

Here in Pompeii also all lived happily ever after. And died in one day ...

Thought - is the orgasm of the brain. Those who are able to experience it - get real fun, the rest have to imitate.

Of all the signs of attention women mostly prefer cash.

When people can not hit the target, they begin to aim at those who had placed it.

If you do not dreams come true, it means that predictions will come true.

History repeats itself, and rewritten more often.

Education enables a person to make meaningful error.

The desire to maintain a family and children ruined more men than alcohol, and b * yadi together.

Adults Children differ only in size and scope of toys merrymaking.

How many wolves do not feed, but because it still turns out bad pilaf.

Life - this anecdote, just so long that the end is no longer funny.

Vanity - it is not when there is no time to rest, and when once down to business.

Bad is the boss, who does not want to become a slave owner.

Wisdom understands the reality, genius creates a new, but the experience helps to live, none of this making.

From every rule has exceptions, including this rule.

A woman is love. To her lover she chooses.

Intelligence - is that sometimes occurs in others.

The hypothesis of God offers no incomparable opportunity to understand everything, absolutely nothing, not recognizing them.

For the answer enough of the word "yes." All other contrived to say "no."

Who's in deep shit, the mouth does not open.

Sometimes you think that you Fortune smiled, but it turns out - you just laugh it.

Between the words "pity" and "assist" the same difference as between "bury" and "Treat '

Beware of people believers, because they have gods, they all forgive.

If the husband does not go to his wife, the wife goes to Magomed ...

In a day when you decide that you are without flaws, try to walk on water.

I have very simple tastes. The best thing I have always been satisfied.

The most powerful drug - it's Ass: once liznuv it, man can not stop.

Life is beautiful! In contrast to the reality ...

Memo written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

Do not give everything just for the brilliant!

Every mother hopes that her daughter would be happier in marriage than herself, but no mother thinks her son married happier than his father.

Courtesans. Vestal Virgin. Geisha. Canteen-keeper. In Russian it sounds much less poetic.

Since I introduced himself as an honest businessman - be kind to steal from the public eye.

Curiously, while in the bath did not appear tablet "Ass curtains do not wipe!" About it nobody even thought of.

Now there is nothing free. Even if you want to be deceived, we must first pay.

All his life he survived and survived many.

Scratched Russian - see Tatar. Scratched Jew - accused of anti-Semitism.

Some think they have risen. In fact, they just surfaced.

Will be a very fun age. Think about it: how many will be around us old women with tattoos on their lower back?

Some are wrong so deeply that claim to be the depth of thinking.

When fighting evil with evil, one of which is generally considered good.

Human punish only those gods in whom he trusts.

People are divided into those for whom you can rely on those to whom we must set.

Virgin is no better than sluts - both, in fact, think about the same.

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Светик_Солнышко007   обратиться по имени Воскресенье, 27 Февраля 2011 г. 07:33 (ссылка)
Спасибки! Улыбнуло!
Есть люди настолько опытные, что верят только в будущее.
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