Once there was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which of them to take his wife. So he decided to give the girls $ 5,000 and see how each of them will spend the money.

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spot a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished, the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, soQueen Elizabeth writes him a check.

Finally George W. Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished, the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.

When Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, “Since Obama became president of the US, the country has gone to hell, so now it’s a local call.”

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We lay in the hospital one major. Cool Military, couple trips to Afghanistan, a couple of injuries, a couple of concussions, such a seriousshorter man. More in his right hand was paralyzed by wounds. And to us in surgery, he drove to the elementary appendicitis. The operation was scheduled for the next day respectively night nurse on duty was to prepare him for surgery. 
Olga was on duty just a very nice girl, pretty and a little shy. Shy nurse course nonsense, but that is the impression she made her perpetual girlish blush.

And in the evening she picks up everything you need, goes to the House to Major, and says: 
- I - said - Comrade Major, you need to shave! 
He certainly surprised myself stroked his cheeks. 
- So I'm kind of shaving in the morning. 
- No, you did not understand! - Olga says, and begins to explain exactly what the Major was going to shave.

Trump wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. His wife asks:  
- Donnie, what happened?  
- Honey, I had a nightmare. As if there is a regular Congress of the CPSU, on the podium, Putin said: "Dear comrades, we have heard reports on the situation in Bryansk and Oryol region. Now I would like to hear the case on Vashingtonschine. I give the floor to the first secretary of the Washington Regional Party Committee comrade Trump. " And I sit and feel - not ready. THIS IS NOT READY - and ALL!
 

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فضيحة أوباما وقعت في مسيرة تأييد كلينتون

The scandal occurred during a speech by US President Barack Obama at a rally in support of female candidates in the American leaders Democrat Hillary Clinton.

 The fact that the Democrats in the crowd suddenly appeared a middle-aged man with a banner in support of Donald Trump, according to Reuters.

The old man, who, according to the publication, is a veteran of the US armed forces, the whistling crowd overpowered and robbed him of the poster. 

At the same time Barack Obama with a smile on his face as quickly as possible to bring the pensioner called from the hall.

في الوقت نفسه باراك أوباما مع ابتسامة على وجهه في أسرع وقت ممكن لتحقيق المتقاعد دعا من القاعة.

After learning about the incident, Donald Trump said that Obama behaved unworthily towards the veteran.

Laughing I can not !!!

يضحك لا أستطيع !!!

The bride says to her husband: "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I do not know anything about sex. Can you explain to me first? "

الزوجة تقول لزوجها في ليلة زفافهما أنها عذراء. لكنه لم يعتقد أبدا أنها سوف تفعل ذلك!

يقول العروس لزوجها: "العسل، وكنت أعرف أنني عذراء، وأنا لا أعرف أي شيء عن الجنس يمكن لك 

أن تشرح لي أولا.؟"

"Well, my dear. Simply put, we will call your private parts 'prison' and my intimate thing "prisoner".

Thus, we are now "prisoners were in jail ..."

وهكذا، ونحن الآن "كان السجناء في السجن ..."

                                                                           They do say appearances can be deceiving...

Schoolgirl comes home from school. - Mom, you know, we have today in the classroom was a gynecologist and all  malina-mix.com examined. So, it turned out that only one girl in the whole class. - Hmm, I hope it was you? - No, our teacher!
 

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Статуя, которая представляет собой карикатурное изображение Клинтон, была установлена Художником Энтони Скиоли рядом со станцией метро Боулинг-Грин, сообщает New York Daily News.

 

 

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Сотрудница музея, расположенного недалеко от станции, подошла к фигуре Клинтон и начала швырять различные предметы, стараясь повалить её на землю. 

Позже на место происшествия прибыли сотрудники полиции и потребовали художника убрать статую, поскольку у него не было необходимого разрешения. 

Degeneration of the Anglo-Saxon elite is written on their faces. 

If God decides to punish someone, that deprives the mind. 

Look at these people. Surely it is not necessary to be Cesare Lombroso, to understand that these people not only speak of the propensity to violent crimes, but also about the very real biological degeneration. 

Gallery geeks Empire Good. 

Icy eyes of these defective copies tell us about what the fate of mankind ugotovlena them. Print Satan on these faces but will escape from your sight. For God has not dealt with these souls. Satan is their ruler. 

"Goodness" of the eye and breaks. Contemplate yourself: 

John Kirby.

Jennifer Jen Psaki.

Baroness Catherine Ashton.

 

Herman Van Rompuy.

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  Have You Heard This One? How Congress Really Works!

According to the new Russian history textbooks for grades 4-5, to 1250 BC, Jerusalem was a Russian city. Jews who have just won Russian

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Insanity can be of varying degrees. Easy insanity, insanity average, as well as marasmus welterweight, featherweight, ultra-light, flyweight light heavyweight and even heavyweight can grow stronger - for they have much to grow heavy, staying marasmus. But when the insanity of heavy becomes absolutely heavy weight category, it is not a marasmus. This is another category of state of mind. This take-up of insanity. It's a disease. Clinic. At that, if patients are not put straitjackets, they can do anything.

If the disease affects the history textbook for schools, which is controlled by the authorities, who decided to create a "unified history books, free from double interpretations and adjusted stylistically"

Single history textbook - an initiative creating a line of history textbooks for secondary schools, proposed by Russian President Vladimir Putin. According to the president, textbooks should be free from double interpretations and stylistically verified ^[1]. It is also planned to create a single textbook of the Russian language and literature textbook single