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Sunday, October 9, 2011


Conscience - it is such that never sleeps ... and not eating ... and sex is not engaged. In short, the life of her crap, and so frantic.

Many will eat - get well soon!

Life is beautiful! .. And do not care if it's not true.

When the soul scratching cat - it's not just. That shit they dig ...

Showed themselves to advantage. All horror imagined the worst.

When will the Lord will have me rich?

By its very nature, every man - kind, cute and funny creature. Throughout his life forced to be surrounded by stupid, selfish and heartless freaks.

If each person has a guardian angel, my or somewhere dryhnet or severely zabuhal ...


The surest way to be heard - it does not try to speak louder and to silence others.

Good long been won. And now, from the uncontrolled indulgence, lyutuet(?) pohlesche (?)any evil.

How many do not aspire to a brighter future, sooner or later find yourself in a dark past.

Slave any important person not more than a serf.

Rich from the poor is different in that steals the bread loaves are not, and the whole bakery.

The keys to happiness is rarely suited to communal apartments.

Well to be fair, you really love, and she - you. But both of you together for almost no one likes ...

Live life do not apply in the field.

Ignorance is more practical knowledge - it allows you to choose what to believe.

If you live according to conscience, then life is not enough.

Many things in life more important than money. Especially when you have them.

The brain of any man - is the computer. True, some of it and the valve on punch cards.

The operation failed - that's half the successful opening.

A man in a relationship enough to a connection. The women also need a constant traffic.

If you always speak frankly, at least, and many old friends will be gone, but a lot of new enemies priobretesh.

Man - this sounds good. A pig - satisfying.

Question mark - is pomudrevshy exclamation.

Do not rush to do to others what you would have them do to you ... You may have different tastes.

Laws are written for everyone - but everyone considers themselves an individual.

If the husband horns, do not just blame his wife. Maybe he's just a goat.

In the protection of animals for hunting vodka has done more than all the Greenpeace together.

The oldest profession - to head. God was already a leader, and when lead was still there is nobody.

Refers to subordinate chiefs as tourists to the fire. As long as they want - they somehow taken care of. And no longer need - give up with no regrets, even prior to them and help.

Conscience, like virginity - if you lose, you always ...

The best way to find out in the cold - is to contact the fools.

I'm ready to debauch, dear. But not now, not here and not with you.

For those who think that money smell money, as a rule, and does not smell.

Intelligent compliant, so the last word, as a rule, remains a fool.

Samurai is different from the surgeon that cutting the stomach, he knows exactly what it's doing.

The closer the killed bear skin, the greater the chance of losing his own.

Among the walking over the corpses to look under the feet is considered bad form.

Time - a good doctor, but a very poor beautician.

A man always has two possible explanations for their actions: one - a decent, and more - now.

As a child, thinking that in life everything is possible, but as an adult you understand - that all.

If people remain silent, it means that something else chew ...

Nothing so focuses on the human terrain, how to search for a toilet.

Do not flatter yourself. If you even snarling beast, not shaking, then all the same - thing.

Even the rain people perceive differently. Optimists believe that nature is crying tears of sorrow light, and the pessimists - it is blatantly pissing on their heads.

If humanity knew about my future, it would not have laughed so hard parting with the past.

That's how we live. First, we rejoice that nothing was taught and successfully passed the session. Then, what does not work nifiga and get money. And then complain that we pay money to some bum .. Dalby, who did not know how to nifiga not work ...

If you're over thirty, you live in Russia and have absolutely nothing in this life - not in a hurry to write himself into the losers! Maybe you're just honest and decent man.

Joy - it's mouth to fill with candy and command:)

Easier to undress a woman against her will, what to wear at her request.

Marriage - the union of two people to jointly tackle the problems which they would not have if not for the union.

Love - it's not just you, it do not!

The optimist says we live in the best possible world. The pessimist fears this is true.