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Every man to his own taste, but for free - there are always friends.

Never prove to the boss that the earth is round, and then make equal.

I'm not a shaman(шаман), but his drum squeal I can.

If a woman tells a man that he is smart, so she understands the window of a fool will not find it.

Everyone is entitled to his opinion - provided that it coincides with ours.

Under the freedom of conscience(сознание) usually means freedom from conscience.

It is better to be smart and sometimes blunt(тупой), than to be blunt and always try to be clever.

That's always, well you say - the evil eye, bad - nakarkaesh.(накаркаешь)

If in the near future will be the prince on a white horse, I start to meet with the goat in a red car!


Because of the innate modesty, he never acknowledged himself a clever and tactful to say that just all the rest - a complete idiot.

Demand creates not only supply but also the sea of ​​empty words.

Love rules the world only when an acting who took a short leave hungry.

Nothing in the exterior of a man does not irritate the woman as a lack of money.

There is no good and bad people. Are their own and others. His pardon even worse. And do not forgive others even good.

If you're given a good education, it does not mean that you got it.

When one thinks of one thing, say another, involves a third, and fourth are doing - do not be surprised when you get the fifth.

Beaten truth no longer require evidence.

Russian language is very complex.

Sometimes inflate the air of freedom.

State - it's just like a bicycle: handlebars at the top, bottom chain ...

The difference between theory and practice in practice is much more than in theory.

Everyone chooses the religion which best justifies his own shortcomings.

Why the last bastard certainly at the forefront?

Salary - this is another proof that the work on other profitable.

We do not pay good money for something that worked, but for what not to hinder.



Wishing podstelit straw under someone else's ass, first find out whether it is necessary.

Judging by your mug, a stone sign for you - a brick ...

When thinning the ranks of disaffected, this does not mean that replenished the ranks of satisfied. Simply becomes more indifferent.

Grumble - a sign of consent.

Quietly steal and gone - is found ...

Love does not come to the idiots. She was not interested. She comes to self-sufficient, well-balanced personalities - and turns them into idiots.

Stupid people ... Much the same as unintelligent.

Live within your means is not difficult, it is difficult to find a means by which to live.

Particularly intolerable idiots who look at you as an equal.

Good to be brave, but scared ...

If you think like the majority of the population - that is exactly the same case, when all the fools on your side.

Lord, give wisdom to understand man, give love, to forgive him, patience - to sustain his character. Just do not let the forces, and then kill him to hell!

To become better in the eyes of another person, to praise himself useless. We must praise him.

I love people who are like me - they have good taste.

It is better to be young and green, and blue than the old.

Girls - they are just like us, only softer and more pleasant to the touch.

Feminism - the struggle for women's right not to be women.

The trouble in our society is not that it allows politicians and oligarchs to create lawlessness, and that most had dreamed would be in their place.

Fans of easy living are fast becoming professionals .

In the absence of other virtues, modesty, this is not a virtue, and adequate self-esteem.

Most often, for your happiness has to contend with a strange happiness.

Girls, remember that smart-ass of before .. Khitrovo bath - a trip to the kebabs.

Only smart people can understand how he was not smart enough.

Sarcasm - is the ability to praise a person in such a way that it permanently offended.

Why do people follow the majority? Is it because it is right? No, because it strongly.

Today is Thursday. This is worse than Saturday. But it's better than Tuesday. Moreover, it is much better than Monday. But slightly worse than Friday. Cherishes the fact that on Thursday, still better than the medium. A little bit. I'll tell you more. Thursday is even better than Sunday. Because on Sunday - tomorrow Monday and Thursday - tomorrow Friday.

The woman - the keeper of the hearth, which burns the family budget.

And donkeys are related to music - they pull on shkupu bapaban.

Again, we went our own way, but all to the same mother ...

If some people mix it with shit, then we obtain a homogeneous mass.

Man pulls a good ... Especially to someone else.

People do not want to make it right. People need to make it good