Добрый вечер , Татьяна ! Еще раз я попросил Гугль перевести эти "мудрости " с русского языка на английский язык...Мы думаем , что в университете Татьяны , должны быть студенты , которые изучают иностранные языки. И мясо не кушают..и водку не пьют. и физкультурой занимаются...Это, конечно , наша шутка ...А может кто-то и отнесётся к этому всерьез...
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You're a bull, not because a healthy, but because the beast.
Under a still stone, we always have time!

Ckleroz can not be cured, but you can forget about it.

Erotica is an art - pornography - that's life.

Himself as milk mushrooms - bit you on.

Salt of life that is not sugar.

If y you have no problems - then you finally arrived ymerli.

Curves should be gyrus, but not hands.

Do not believe in the end of the world - to God himself wondering how this will end.

The best way to organize a panic - ask everyone to keep calm.


Until now, the best contraceptive is a pill analgin ... sandwiched between his knees.

Do not want an amicable - remove Vaseline!

If a woman is as cold as a fish - that man must be patient, as fisherman.

A well-known proverb: "nothing ventured, nothing gained." A logical conclusion from it: "Who is drinking champagne, he runs the risk."

Before removing the girl - find, but what it there to hang?

He led a healthy lifestyle, and looked so good that it was just nice to be buried.

Free cheese is only the second mouse gets.

The easiest way to force the woman to open your legs - it put her on the neck.

Ass is the output, not input

In order for your thoughts on high matters were interrupted by the most unceremonious way to close the toilet door bolt!

Slow and steady wins - hell you come!

Life forces us many things to do voluntarily.

If the wife has ceased to fuck your brains - cheerleaders, for someone to fuck your wife!

In rheumatism and true love did not believe before the first attack.

Path to the woman's heart should not lie!

Give me a million and I can look with different eyes on this world.

A clear conscience - a sign of bad memory

A girl without education is looking for work in their fields.

Darkness is also moving with the speed of light, only in reverse.

The basic rule of safety: "It is not working - do not suffer."

Vodka "Time Machine"! Drunk - and tomorrow!

Children believe in Santa Claus, and adults - in God, and I - in pancakes with sour cream.

Thoughtless production crab stick crab denies opportunities to reproduce.

Pathologists - sensitive people, they never cut to the quick.

Every day, do not get tired of thanking the Lord for what we do not reproduce by budding ...

- Yesterday I man and a woman stuck in an elevator. So, a woman fit, and a man - A new woman

Why men do not watch football at home on TV and go to the stadium, we do not we go to Mexico to watch serials?

What a sad woman does not dream of becoming a merry widow.

Friend - someone who quietly tolerate your progress.

In life, every woman has 3 phases: the first, it spoils the nerves to his father, the second - the husband - the third-law.

- If you really loved me, - would you marry another! ..

"Women live 1.5 times longer than men because they have no wives! .."

Of all the relatives of my wife I really like me!

Ivan Tsarevich and jumped on his horse! Nedoterpel to Vasilisa.

Cultured man spits only in specially designated soul.

It is hard to take the woman by force, especially if she does not resist.

We men can not imitate orgasm! For how we simulate foreplay.

Creek - a thought which does not fit in my head

Democracy is measured by the distance that can pass without a citizen identity card.

Marriage - is the process of hitting a man in delicate female feet.

First there was the word! then word for word and rushed.

To choose between two evils, it is necessary to try both.

What makes you think that I use cocaine? I just like the smell, nothing more ....

Death is not worth it to rush to live

Women have such a profession - an architect and an ophthalmologist ... eyes builds.

The book - a source of knowledge, warmth and personal care products, depending on how you use it

Few people know that when the Journal of Bruno burned at the stake, he cried out two albums, "Leningrad."

Verne loved one. Quickly. It hurts. Can be parts or chuchelkom.

Swine flu - is when grippuesh, and these pigs do not even call back to see you still alive there.

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