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Sunday, March 18, 2018 09:06 + in the quote book
1.Another amazing story on the kindness of the Internet, which deserves admiration of man's courage and ingenuity, and then also thanks to the predator.
Primorsky Krai. 2008 year. Village. Winter. Approaching two in the morning.
2.A local paramedic wakes up from a strange noise outside the window, but as the noise quickly subsides, the paramedic decides not to bother and continues to sleep on.
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Mirtesen.WHO AND WHY WILL VOTE FOR THE BREAD OF 18 MARCH |
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Mirtesen.A NEW VERSION OF SKRIPAL, ENGLAND AND "THE BEGINNER". |
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Mirtesen.All the night in the circus arena... |
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Mirtesen.RUSSIAN PLANES OPENED A "HUNT" FOR AMERICAN SHIPS IN THE BLACK SEA |
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Alina Semukha (USA).Das klügste Gleichnis von Glück.( ) |
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أحكم حكاية السعادة مرة واحدة تجمع الآلهة ، قررت الحصول على بعض المتعة. قال أحدهم: "لنأخذ شيئًا من الناس." بعد الكثير من التفكير ، قرروا أن يسلبوا السعادة من الناس. هذا فقط لإخفاء ذلك؟ قال الأول: "دعونا نسخره على قمة أعلى جبل في العالم". "لا ، سنجعل الناس أقوياء ، شخص ما سيكون قادراً على الصعود والعثور ، وإذا وجد واحد ، فإن جميع الآخرين سيعرفون على الفور أين هي السعادة ،" أجاب آخر. "ثم دعونا نخفيها في قاع البحر!" لا ، لا ننسى أن الناس فضوليون ، سيقوم أحدهم بتصميم آلة غوص ، ثم سيجدون بالضرورة السعادة. "دعونا نخفيه على كوكب آخر ، بعيدا عن الأرض" ، اقترح شخص آخر. "لا ، تذكر أننا قدمنا لهم ما يكفي من الذكاء ، وفي يوم من الأيام سيطرحون سفينة للسفر عبر العالم وفتح هذا الكوكب ، وبعد ذلك سيجدون السعادة." الإله الأكبر ، الذي كان صامتا طوال المحادثة ، قال: أعتقد أنني أعرف أين أخفي السعادة. إلى أين؟ - سنخفيهم داخل أنفسهم ، سيكونون مشغولين للغاية ببحثه في الخارج بأنهم لن يأتوا أبداً للبحث عنه في الداخل. اتفق جميع الآلهة ، ومنذ ذلك الحين الناس يقضون حياتهم كلها تبحث عن السعادة ، ولا يعرفون أنها مخبأة في أنفسهم. |
Das klügste Gleichnis von Glück Sobald die Götter versammelt waren, beschlossen, etwas Spaß zu haben. Einer von ihnen sagte: "Lass uns etwas von Leuten nehmen." Nach langem Nachdenken beschlossen sie, den Menschen das Glück zu nehmen. Das ist nur, wo man es verstecken kann? Der erste sagte: "Wir wollen ihn auf den höchsten Berg der Welt bringen." "Nein, wir werden Menschen stark machen, jemand wird klettern und finden können, und wenn er einen findet, werden alle anderen sofort wissen, wo Glück ist", antwortete ein anderer. "Dann lass es uns auf dem Meeresboden verstecken!" -Nein, vergiss nicht, dass Leute neugierig sind, jemand wird eine Tauchmaschine entwerfen, und dann werden sie notwendigerweise Glück finden. "Lasst uns ihn auf einem anderen Planeten verstecken, weg von der Erde", schlug jemand anderes vor. "Nein, erinnere dich daran, dass wir ihnen genug Intelligenz gegeben haben, eines Tages werden sie ein Schiff aufstellen, um durch die Welten zu reisen und diesen Planeten zu öffnen, und dann werden sie Glück finden." Der älteste Gott, der während der ganzen Unterhaltung still war, sagte: - Ich glaube, ich weiß, wo ich Glück verstecken kann. Wo? -Wir werden sie in sich verstecken, sie werden so mit seiner Suche draußen beschäftigt sein, dass sie niemals kommen werden, um ihn drinnen zu suchen. Alle Götter waren sich einig, und seitdem verbringen die Menschen ihr ganzes Leben damit, nach Glück zu suchen, ohne zu wissen, dass es in sich selbst verborgen ist. |
די ווייזאַסט משל פון גליק אַמאָל די געטער אלנגעזאמלט, באַשלאָסן צו האָבן שפּאַס. איינער פון זיי האט געזאגט: "זאל ס נעמען עפּעס פון מענטשן." נאָך פיל געדאַנק, זיי באַשלאָסן צו נעמען גליק פון מענטשן. אַז ס נאָר ווו צו באַהאַלטן עס? דער ערשטער געזאגט: "זאל ס כאַרנאַס אים אויף שפּיץ פון דעם העכסטן באַרג אין דער וועלט." "ניין, מיר וועט מאַכן מענטשן שטאַרק, עמעצער וועט קענען צו קריכן און געפינען, און אויב ער געפינט איינער, אַלע די אנדערע וועט מיד וויסן ווו גליק איז," געענטפערט אנדערן. "דערנאָך לאָזן אים באַהאַלטן אויף די סיבעד!" -איר, טאָן ניט פאַרגעסן אַז מענטשן זענען טשיקאַווע, עמעצער וועט פּלאַן אַ סקובאַ דייווינג מאַשין, און זיי וועלן דאַווקע געפֿינען גליק. "זאל ס באַהאַלטן אים אויף אן אנדער פּלאַנעט, אַוועק פון דער ערד," סאַגדזשעסטיד עמעצער אַנדערש. "ניין, געדענקען אַז מיר האָבן זיי גענוג סייכל, סאַמדיי זיי וועלן קומען אַרויף מיט אַ שיף צו פאָרן דורך די וועלטן און עפענען דעם פּלאַנעט, און דאַן זיי וועלן געפֿינען גליק". די אָולדאַסט גאָט, וואס אין די גאנצע שמועס איז געווען שטיל, געזאגט: -א איך טראַכטן איך וויסן ווו צו באַהאַלטן גליק. -וואו? - מיר וועלן באַהאַלטן זיי ין זיך, זיי וועלן זיין אַזוי פאַרנומען מיט זיין זוכן אַרויס אַז זיי וועלן קיינמאָל קומען צו קוקן פֿאַר אים אינעווייניק. אַלע די געטער איז מסכים, און זינט דעמאָלט מענטשן פאַרברענגען זייער גאַנץ לעבן זוך פֿאַר גליק, נישט געוואוסט אַז עס איז פאַרבאָרגן אין זיך. |
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Mirtesen. SOBCHAK REPORTED ON PUTIN'S WITHDRAWAL OF HIS CANDIDACY |
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Baba-Mail .Today's Joke: The Secret to a Happy Marriage. |
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A traveler once visited a small village in the countryside. At the local bar, someone asked him if he was married. "I'm divorced, actually. Never could find a woman I didn't end up fighting with all the time," he replied.
The local man said: "Then you should go talk to the old couple that lives on the hill outside the village. Rumor has it that they've been married over 60 years and they've never fought this whole time."
"What?? That's impossible! Everyone has fights!" Exclaimed the traveler. But the local
swore to him it was the truth and nothing but.
The traveler just had to check it out, and in the morning he knocked on the door of the
little house on the hill and was immediately welcomed by the husband, who invited him
in for tea. After the traveler explained why he came to see him, the man smiled and
nodded.
"It's true. We never fight."
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Mirtesen.AS THE RUSSIAN EMIGRANTS IN FRANCE PACIFIED THE ARABS. |
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Baba-Mail .The Farmer Comes to the Rescue With His Oxen. |
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A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends.
They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged.
After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50.
The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free.
The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."
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Baba-Mail .A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister In a Fishing Boat. |
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A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom.
Not wanting to disturb the fishing of the others in the boat by having them take him to shore, he gets out of the boat and walks across the water to do his business and then returns to the boat.
A little while later the minister has to go also and he does the same.
He walks across the water, does his business and returns across the water to the boat.
Finally, the rabbi feels the urge to go to the bathroom too, so he climbs out of the boat.
But instead of walking across the water, he falls into the water and starts to wildly splash around.
The priest and the minister finally drag the rabbi back into the boat and the priest turns to the minister and says, "Maybe we should have told him where the rocks were."
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Baba-Mail .Joke: The Church Pastor Visits Miss Beatrice |
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
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Baba-Mail .Joke: A Hard Call. |
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Three men, for awful crimes, are sentenced to 25 years in solitary confinement. They are supplied with only food and drink.
Before they go in, they get to choose one thing, in any amount, to take in with them for the 25 year duration.
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.THE PARABLE OF BITCHENES. |
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Baba-Mail .The Volunteers and the Old Fire Truck. |
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A fire started on some grasslands near a farm.
The county fire department was called to put out the fire.
The fire was more than the county fire department could handle.
Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called.
Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.
The volunteers arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck.
They rumbled straight towards the fire, drove right into the middle of the flames and stopped!
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Baba-Mail .The Nip Slip in the Swimming Pool. |
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A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool.
They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased.
As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that the bikini was too large, and the top and bottom kept coming off.
As they were the only ones in the pool, she and her husband would laugh and playfully retrieve the bikini from the pool's bottom.
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Baba-Mail .Joke: How to Get Rid of an Ex-Husband. |
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Baba-Mail .Not Today, Honey. |
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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?' 'Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
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Baba-Mail .Spot the Differences & Test Your Observational Skills! |
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Baba-Mail .The Millionaire and His Much Younger Bride. |
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A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.
The big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.
Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d'oeuvres in the land.
Naturally, the millionaire’s less wealthy friends couldn’t help but feel jealous.
In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.
“Simple,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.'
His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.
“87!” he replied.
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Baba-Mail .Have You Heard This One? The Wrong Answer. |
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Mr. Jacobs, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl's junior college, said during class, "Miss Arnold, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Arnold gasped, then said coldly, "Mr. Jacobs, I don't think that is an appropriate question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this!"
With that she sat down red-faced.
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Mirtesen.19 most strange deaths, which most of all were remembered by users |
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In 2013, in Brazil, a cow fell from a roof to a man while he was sleeping
It is assumed that the cow ran away from a neighboring farm, made its way to the roof and failed. Joao Maria de Souza eventually died of internal bleeding. The owner of the cow will be accused of manslaughter.
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Mirtesen.THE CRY OF THE HUMAN SOUL THAT IT'S TIME TO STOP MALAKHOV AND HIS UNHEALTHY PROPAGANDA |
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Mirtesen.WHAT ARE THE NAKED WOMEN SHOULD AND WHY? |
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Mirtesen.5 HILARIOUS ANECDOTES ON THE TOPIC - "HUSBAND AND WIFE" |
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88 80- .88 DAY BEFORE THE 80TH ANNIVERSARY.88 DÍA ANTES DEL 80 ANIVERSARIO. |
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Chiste Del Día: ¿Qué Hacía Tiger?
Una pareja estaba acostada en la cama durante su luna de miel, ya casi listos para consumar su matrimonio, cuando la novia le dice al marido: "Tengo una confesión que hacerte - No soy virgen."
El marido responde: "Bueno hoy en día es normal, no pasa nada."
La mujer sigue: "Sí ... he estado con un hombre."
"Y ¿Quién era el tipo?"
"Tiger Woods".
"Tiger Woods ¿El golfista?"
"Sí."
"Bueno... es rico, famoso y guapo. Entiendo que te fueras a la cama con él."
Después de esto, el marido y la mujer hacen el amor apasionadamente.
Cuando terminan, el marido se levanta y se dirige hacia el teléfono.
"¿Qué estás haciendo?", le pregunta la esposa.
El marido dice: "Estoy hambriento, voy a llamar al servicio de habitaciones y pedir
algo de comer."
"Tiger no haría eso."
"¿Ah, sí? ¿Qué haría él?".
"Volvería a la cama y lo haría una segunda vez."
El marido cuelga el teléfono y vuelve a la cama para hacer el amor por segunda vez.
Cuando terminan, se levanta y se acerca al teléfono. "¿Qué estás haciendo?" le pregunta.
El marido dice, "Todavía tengo hambre, así que iba a llamar al servicio de habitaciones para conseguir algo de comer."
"Tiger no haría eso."
¿Qué haría él ?".
tiger en la cama "Habría vuelto a la cama de nuevo."
El tipo cierra de golpe el teléfono, se remonta a la cama, y le hace el amor una vez más.
Cuando terminan agotado y sin ritmo.. se dirige hacia el teléfono y empieza a marcar.
La mujer le pregunta, "¿Estás llamando servicio de habitaciones?"
"No, estoy llamando a Tiger Woods, para saber qué tipo de pelotas son las mejores para cerrar este hoyo. |
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Baba-Mail .Joke: What Would Tiger Do? |
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Mirtesen.DO YOU WANT A REAL MAN? |
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WHY TRUMP GAVE THE APARTMENT TO A RUSSIAN TAXI DRIVER |
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Baba-Mail .9 Great Jokes about Why You Shouldnt Mess With Women. |
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A man and his wife were at odds and not talking to each other. In the evening, the man suddenly remembered that he needed his wife to wake him up the next day at 5 am so he could make it in time for a business flight. Since he did not want to be the first to break the silence, he wrote to her on a piece of paper "Please wake me up at 5 am" and left the note on the bedside table. The next morning the man woke up only to find that it was nine o'clock and he had missed the flight. He jumped out of bed furiously to find out why his wife had not awakened him and came across a note on his bedside table. The note read: "it's 5 o'clock, wake up."
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Mirtesen.WHO LAUGHS AT THE "CROOKED MIRROR" EVERY NEW YEAR: A RUTHLESS REPORT FROM HELL |
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Mirtesen.ANECDOTE ABOUT TRUMP AND PUTIN IS GAINING POPULARITY ON THE WEB |
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Baba-Mail .Este Conductor Irlandés Bebió Más De La Cuenta.An Irishman Gets Pulled Over By the Cops |
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Un irlandés conducía un poco borracho a su casa desde la ciudad durante la noche y, por supuesto, su coche se tambaleaba de manera violenta por todo el camino.
Un policía lo detiene.
"Así que," dice el policía al conductor, "¿donde has estado?"
"Por supuesto, he estado en un bar" dice el conductor borracho.
"Bueno," dice el policía, "parece que has bebido bastante esta noche".
"Sí, la verdad es que sí", dice el borracho con una sonrisa.
"¿Sabías?" dice el policía, de pie y cruzando los brazos sobre su pecho, "¿que su esposa se cayó del auto en la calle de atrás?"
"Oh, gracias a Dios", suspira el borracho. “Durante un minuto, pensé que me había quedado sordo”.
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Mirtesen.PAUL GRUDININ IN THE PRESIDENCY? THIS IS SOME KIND OF LAWLESSNESS |
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Baba-Mail .Joke: Career Choices... Español |
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112."she's beautiful, but she was a bit pregnant when you met... really, barely noticeable..." |
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SUPER SELLER! |
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The manager asks:
- Do you have any experience as a seller?
The young man readily answers:
- Of course! Where I came from, I worked as a salesman!
The manager obviously liked the young man:
- Start right now to work.
The first working day was very tense, but the young man coped. At the end of the work, the manager approached:
- Well, and how many people did you make today?
- One.
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