Husbands and Wives

Milk and avocadods

    A  wife asks her husband:
  "Could  you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if  they have avocados, get  6."
   A  short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of  milk.
   The  wife asks him:
  "Why  did you buy 6 cartons of  milk?"
   He  replied:
  "They  had avocados."
  

 

 If  you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it  again!
 Men  will get it the first  time……..My  work here is done.

and then there is more…….

    Water  in the  carburetor.
   WIFE:  "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the  carburetor."
   HUSBAND:  "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous  "
   WIFE:  "I tell you the car has water in the  carburetor."
   HUSBAND:  "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.  Where's the car?
  WIFE:  "In the pool"
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 Today's  Short Reading from the  Bible.
   From  Genesis:
  "And  God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in  all corners of the earth."
  Then  He made the earth round ... and He laughed and laughed and  laughed!

 

   

 

 HE  MUST PAY.
   Husband  and wife had a tiff.
  Wife  called up her mom and said:
  "He  fought with me again, I am coming to live with  you."
  

 Mom  said:
 "No  darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with  you."