HOT COFFEE

 Gotta love those grand-kids ..

 I was eating breakfast with my  10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her,

What day is tomorrow?"

Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"  ..

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"  ..

I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.

She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of  the

White House, And if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull Shit."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.