The Ghet

 Jewish Divorce

A New York judge is presiding over the divorce proceedings

of a Jewish couple. When the final papers have been signed

and the divorce is completed, the woman thanks the judge

and says, "Now I have to arrange for a Ghet."

The judge inquires what she means by a Ghet. So, the woman

explains that a Ghet is a religious ceremony required under the Jewish

religion in order to receive a divorce recognized by the Jewish faith.

The judge says, "You mean a religious ceremony like a Bris?"

She replies, "Yes, very similar, only in this case you get

rid of the entire prick!"