- Congratulations! I read in the paper that you are finally divorced!

- Uh-huh.

- Are you not happy? You wanted it so!

- Do you remember, I told you that we were going on a cruise?

- Well ...

- Well. One day, when I was with my ex-wife has already stood on the deck, suddenly fell overboard boy, son of a multimillionaire.

The unhappy father, as it turned out, could not swim and pleaded to save his son, but the sea is a place swarming with sharks, and none of the sailors and passengers did not dare to jump into the water. And then suddenly, in a fit of desperation, my wife throws herself into the water and saved the boy, barely having time to climb the ladder thrown to her, and at the bottom is already circling pack of hungry sharks. The boy's father was in the seventh heaven.

He immediately wrote her a check for a few million dollars and offered a good place in your company, and now, it seems, wants to marry her. My ex-wife has become famous overnight, handing out autographs left and right, and to me that's divorced, and a dime I did not give out the money it received.

Here it is, ladies thanks! But I pushed her overboard!