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elena280350.Если нет времени на английский язык

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 16:06 + в цитатник
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Если нет времени на английский язык Как найти время для изучения английского языка Если вы действительно желаете выучить английский язык – настройте на ЕЖЕДНЕВНЫЕ ДВА-ТРИ ЧАСА работы с языком. Это может быть различная работа: чтение, прослушивание аудио текста на английском, написание изложений, изучение грамматики английского языка и т.д. Обратите внимание, что вы фактически изучаете свой родной язык каждый день по несколько часов в день: общаясь, читая и слушая новости на родном языке, при просмотре телепередач. Все это есть ежедневные тренировки вашего родного языка. Для того, чтобы владеть английским языком на уровне родного – тоже самое должно происходить и с английским языком (чтение, общение, прослушивание). А во временном измерении видимо даже больше, так как английский язык для вас новый, изучаемый. Предлагаем остановиться на цифре минимум два часа в день для изучения английского языка. Если же вы будете заниматься английским языком больше двух часов ежедневно - тем лучше. Сразу же с вашей стороны возможны возгласы: «Как? Откуда я возьму столько времени? Я чрезвычайно занят (занята) !!! Но ведь я не могу, не в состоянии найти и посвятить языку два-три часа в день с такими редкими выходными! Это просто физически невозможно!» Иностранный язык не терпит обмана. Это каждодневный экзамен, на котором невозможно воспользоваться шпаргалкой в рукаве либо подсмотреть ответ у соседа! Что вы делаете, стоя в очередях, на остановках, в автобусах, троллейбусах и трамваях, в метро? Что вы делаете, гуляя по улицам и паркам? А что вы делаете дома? Конечно же вы не тратите время на «мыльные оперы» , различные телевизионные шоу понятного качества и другую телевизионную жвачку. Подумайте об этом. Возьмите проигрыватель МП-3, оденьте такие мягкие и удобные отгораживающие вас от внешнего мира наушники и слушайте английские тексты. Вам необходимо слушать английскую речь в очередях, на остановках, в транспорте, и всего какой-нибудь коротенький часик-другой дома на вашем любимом диване. Если вы до сих пор думаете, что у вас нет трех часов в день для английского языка, то…скорее всего английский язык вам не нужен. В таком случае вы смело можете забыть об английском языке и посвятить себя – теперь уже целиком и полностью – вашей любимой телепередаче или чтению рекламы в метро… Аргумент об отсутствии времени можно было бы в какой-то степени серьезно принимать во времена СССР, когда не было ни техники для прослушивания, ни литературы для изучения английского языка, ни дополнительных возможностей в виде современного кабельного телевидения. С тех пор изучение английского языка очень и очень упростилось. Стало возможным это делать, так сказать, на ходу. Сейчас идеальным устройством для изучения – его первоначального этапа – английского языка является проигрыватель МП-3 – по размеру, по качеству звука, по возможности манипулировать учебным материалом. Требуется, конечно, определенная работа по переводу прилагаемых к курсам английского языка компактных дисков в формат МП-3, но это является чисто технической задачей и достаточно легко в исполнении при наличии доступа к компьютеру. Вы покупаете стандартный курс английского языка с набором компактных дисков, на компьютере переводите все имеющиеся диалоги, тексты в формат МП-3 и группируете их должным образом.

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Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 15:58 + в цитатник
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http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org.Orange Juice

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 15:38 + в цитатник

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Do you have anything delivered to your door? Maybe the newspaper or a magazine? Maybe a bottle of milk, or even a carton of orange juice?

 

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Before you read the poem do this exercise. It will help you to understand some of the more difficult words in the poem.

 

Orange Juice

by Michael Rosen
 

We get orange juice
delivered to our door
with the milk,
on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
We get one pint of milk
one carton of orange juice.


So,
one Monday morning
I go out there
and there's one pint of milk
and
no orange.


So I go,
'Damn - the milkman's
forgotten to deliver the orange.
I love orange juice for breakfast.'


So on Tuesday,
I got up in time to meet the milkman
and I say to him,
'Hey, you forgot to deliver the orange yesterday.'
'No, I never,' he said.
'Afraid you did,' I said.
'I delivered your orange yesterday,' he says.
'Well it wasn't there when I came
to collect it.'
So I got another one off him.


On Wednesday,
same again,
one pint of milk
no orange.


So on Thursday
I waited for him again.
'No orange yesterday,' I said.
'Look I delivered it,' he says.
'Well it's disappearing,' I say.
'Someone's nicking it then,' he says
And off he went.


Suddenly,
my mind began to think .. .
Who is it creeping up to our doorstep?
Who's getting our lovely orange
for their breakfast?


Someone on their way to work?
Someone walking a dog?
Someone who nips out and collects it
and nips back in again
and then shares it out round the family?


So I made a plan.


On Friday
I got up
same time as the milkman,
picked up the orange carton
took it indoors
emptied the orange out into a jug
poured in some orange squash
up to about five centimetres from the top
and then I took some
hot Jamaica sauce we've got.
And I don't know whether you know
what that's like
but if you just put a little speck of it
on your tongue
it feels as if someone's put a match
in your mouth.
I love it. I put it on my rice.
So I took this stuff
and I shook in half a bottle-load of it.
shuk shuk shuk shuk
yeah
shuk shuk shuk shuk
yeah.
Then I sealed up the carton
and put it back on our doorstep
in exactly the same place
and then I went back to bed.


Now I had wanted to stay awake
but I dozed off by mistake.
Anyway
when I got up
I went straight to the front door
opened it and
hohoho
there was one pint of milk
and NO orange.
I was so pleased.


And then I thought -
I made up a little scene in my mind.
I thought,
Maybe,
my orange thief is
someone who nips out
nicks the orange,
nips back in
and shares it out with the family.
So this morning,
this person did just that.
Gets back indoors,
opens up the orange
everyone sitting round the breakfast table
pours out a glass for everyone
lifts up the glass
and goes,
'Here's best wishes to those lovely people
at number 11
who give us our fresh orange.'
Raises it to the lips,
gulps,
and
phoooooor
It feels like someone's
jammed a banger in his mouth.
His mouth's on fire
And he goes dancing round the house
for the next hour,
stuffs his head under the tap
fills his mouth with water,
goes off dancing round the house again
he can't get rid of it.


Maybe that's what happened
Maybe it didn't
It could have been a woman
it could have been a kid.
All I know is
we haven't lost any more orange
since.


Hohohoho

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http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org.Are zoos a good thing?

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 15:18 + в цитатник

http://learnenglishteens.britishcouncil.org/skills...s-practice/are-zoos-good-thing

 

How do you feel about keeping animals in zoos? Read both sides of the argument to help you decide.

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elena280350 .Friends or exams? Which are more important?

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 14:00 + в цитатник
 
Instructions: 

Do the preparation exercise first and then read the article.  If you find it too easy, try the next level.  After reading, do the exercises to check your understanding

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Friends or exams? Which are more important?

Show Preparation

Mo was waiting outside her class. She was feeling sick. She always felt sick in exam week. She had two exams that day. Physics was first and she hated physics, it was her worst subject. But this was the last day of exams! Terry looked back at her from the front of the line, then looked away quickly. Mo thought she looked guilty. She didn’t have a problem with physics. She didn’t have a problem with anything! 

“Hi, Mo, it’s your favourite exam today” said Nima as she arrived. Terry looked back again. “What’s wrong with her?” said Nima. “I thought you were friends.”  “Yes, so did I,” said Mo. “but she hasn’t spoken to me for two weeks.” She promised to help me revise for the physics exam, but then she ignored all my calls and texts. And when I rang her house, her mum told me she was busy. She doesn’t remember who her friends are!” said Mo angrily. “Are you listening Maureen Quinn?” Mr Reed was talking to the class and the other students were going into the exam room. Mo gave Nima a worried look and followed them.

Mo couldn’t answer question number five, it was too difficult. She looked up and saw Terry sitting in the next row. Mo was surprised. Terry was holding her phone under the table and she was reading from it. Mo didn’t know what to think. Is that how Terry always got good grades? She felt really angry at Terry but didn’t know what to do. She thought about telling the teacher, but what would everyone else think of her? It wasn’t fair! Mo never cheated and she failed lots of exams. Terry had already put her phone away when Mo looked up again. She looked back at Mo and smiled sadly. “Stop writing and put your pens down” said Mr Reed as he started to collect the exam papers. Oh no, Mo hadn’t answered two of the questions. She was going to fail again!

Mo wanted to talk to Terry at lunch time, but she couldn’t find her in the dining hall. The next exam was history. That was Mo’s favourite subject but she didn’t feel good. She was angry with Terry. Nima went home for lunch every day, so she couldn’t talk to her either. Mo went to the library to study. She didn’t know what to do about Terry. She thought about telling a teacher, but everyone would hate her if she did that. “It wasn’t fair!” she thought. “Terry was getting good grades by cheating all that time. And I thought we were friends!” Just then, Mr Reed walked past her table. “Mr Reed...”

Mo was sitting behind Terry again in the history exam that afternoon, but Terry didn’t take her phone out. Maybe she didn’t need to cheat at history. Mo was feeling bad again, but she had no problems with the exam. Why did she tell Mr Reed? But it was too late now. He wanted her to look at him and nod if she saw that Terry had her phone in the exam. She was on the last question, when she saw that Terry had her phone under the table. Without thinking, Mo looked up and nodded to Mr Reed. Terry was looking at her phone and didn’t hear him as he walked silently up to her table. He didn’t say anything. Terry looked, surprised. He picked up her exam paper and pointed to the door, to tell Terry to go outside. Terry started crying as she walked to the door. Everyone was staring at her and Mo felt really sorry now.

She was leaving school, when she heard footsteps behind her. It was Terry. “Mo, wait!” she called. “I want to talk to you.” Mo could see Terry had been crying, her face was pale and her eyes were red. Mo couldn’t speak. “Listen, I’m really sorry I didn’t answer your calls. but we’re having a terrible time. My dad had a heart attack and he’s in hospital. He had a big operation today and I was very worried. I know it was stupid, but I was reading texts from my mum to see how it was going, but Mr Reed caught me. He thought I was cheating. But he believes me now.  I’m sorry I didn’t tell you what was happening. I know you’re a good friend. Will you forgive me?”

Brendan Dunne

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elena280350.Love is Blind -

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 13:12 + в цитатник
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Love is Blind - level 1

Instructions: Do the preparation exercise first and then read the story. If you find it too easy, try the next level. After reading, do the exercises to check your understanding. 35

 

Deshi likes the girl, but does she like Deshi?

Show Preparation Hi Lang I’m writing in English to practise.

I’m sorry I didn’t answer your email.

I started school the day after we arrived in Boston and I’ve got too much work to do. I hate it here. I can’t understand what people are saying. The accent is very strange. I miss Shanghai and I miss playing in the band with you. I try to practise the guitar, but the neighbour who lives opposite is angry because his daughter plays the violin and he said the noise disturbs her. I saw her staring out of the window at me. I think she hates me too. She’s really beautiful... Hey, I’ve got to stop. My mum just came back from work and I haven’t finished my homework. Please write back soon. I want to hear about what you’re doing in London. Can you understand the accent?

Deshi PS: I think I’m in love! Deshi turned off the computer and opened his English book, but it was difficult to concentrate on irregular verbs. He couldn’t stop thinking about the girl in the building opposite. She had beautiful eyes. He opened his bedroom window and looked across the street. Her window was open too and he could hear her practising classical music on her violin. She was very good. “She probably hates rock music!” thought Deshi. “Have you finished your homework?” Deshi’s mum opened the door. “Quick! Dinner is in half an hour!” He wasn’t hungry. Deshi couldn’t sleep that night and he was late for school the next morning. He ran out of the house and there she was! She was sitting in her dad’s car with the window open. Deshi dropped his schoolbag and she turned to look at him. He couldn’t move. Her eyes were green. He’d never seen anyone with green eyes before. He smiled at her but she just stared at him like he didn’t exist. Deshi could feel his face turning red. He picked up his bag and ran for the bus. School didn’t go well that day. He failed a maths test and the English teacher shouted at him for not concentrating. At lunch time, he wasn’t hungry. The food in the cafeteria just made him feel sick. And then he had to stay late after school for extra English and missed the bus. He decided to walk home. He was crossing the park near his street, thinking about his school back in Shanghai and how he missed it. Then, he saw her. She was sitting on a bench with her dog. “Oh no, she’s seen me,” he thought. He waved at her but she just ignored him again. “Idiot!” he said to himself. “Why did I wave? Now she really hates me.” Later that evening, Deshi was practising his guitar with the headphones on. His friends in Shanghai thought he was very good but now he didn’t want anyone to hear him playing. He was thinking about getting a a classical guitar when his mum came into the room. She had a letter in her hand. “The postman made a mistake,” she said. “This is for the building across the street. Can you take it over while I’m making dinner?” “OK, mum!” said Deshi. Deshi thought about how unhappy he was as he went down the stairs. His mum had no time for him, she was always working. School was really difficult and he had no friends in Boston. He was outside the building opposite when the door opened. “Oh no, it’s her!” he thought. The girl was about to come down the steps when she dropped something. Without thinking, Deshi picked it up. “Hello?” she said, frightened. “Who’s there?” Deshi was confused. “Er, I live across the street.” “Are you the boy who plays the guitar?” she said. “Hi, I’m Helen. I really like your music and I’m sorry my dad complained.” Deshi looked at what he was holding. It was a white stick. She was blind. Brendan Dunne

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elena280350.English on line.

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 12:36 + в цитатник
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http://www.english-easy.Over what period of time it is possible to learn English?

Суббота, 18 Октября 2014 г. 11:17 + в цитатник

 

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Over what period of time, you can learn a foreign language?
To answer this question clearly extremely difficult, as it all depends on your desire, motivation, and the language that you want to "beat", as well as on the level you want to achieve. We can not say, for example, that the English language can be learned in 5 years. For five years, you can reach a certain level, but rather a higher level, but it does not mean that having met a foreigner you will be in English Twitter incessantly. If before 5 years you spent on grammar and writing assignments, it is unlikely that your speech will flow succinctly, fast and beautiful. With that, oddly enough, you'll notice that sometimes make grammatical errors, it will be even worse effect on your self-confidence.
Speaking about the same in English, it should be noted that this language is associated with fluency in speaking, while the Russian language, as compared with the English, very slow. Therefore, it all depends on what goal you have set ourselves. If your goal is - to negotiate, to travel, or just you often encounter with aliens at work, then you need to do is focus on the spoken language, with it, the grammar should be taught in practice, not theory.
So, for how many years or months, you can learn a foreign language? Tentatively, to reach an average level, you will need at least two years. Why two? The fact is that learning new words requires constant repetition and use in sentences. Gradually, you will learn new aspects of grammar that allows you to use the vocabulary words on a larger scale.
After a year of training, you will master the vocabulary in the amount of 600-1000 words, but if you learn a foreign language intensively, this size will be about 2000 words. But do not rush, the number is better to leave for the next year of learning a foreign language, and the first year is required to give quality. You need to know these 1000 words, as the multiplication table and freely use them in sentences.
Let us examine in more detail. Take the initial level. The first steps seem very difficult at first. But six months later you realize that, for example, the English language is much easier to learn Russian, and it's easy and interesting. Next, when you have a desire to take on another foreign language, you will realize that each language in its own light, you just need to know the basics. For example, in the English language difficult is that there are no specific rules of pronunciation of words, so it is often used spelling. In French, Spanish and German, this difficulty is absent, since there are clear rules. As for the Chinese language, its grammar is not considered difficult, whereas the characters, on the contrary, take a lot of effort to remember them, and the different use in sentences and words.
Thus, to achieve entry-level, you need to know at least the basics of 600-1000 words and grammar. In the month of your vocabulary must be replenished at 80-100 words. In a week - 20-25 words, that is the day the figure is up to 5 words. Very little, is not it? But it is better to divide the 25 words into several parts, and then repeat them every day, necessarily associating them with other words and sentences. On the day you need to spend at least 1 hour.
Now you are well mastered the initial stage. Time to move to the middle level. On average it takes up to two years. This period can be shortened to one year, increasing the number of classes. At this stage often need to watch movies, TV shows, in a foreign language. Vocabulary average is 2000 words.
Then everything depends on you. Remember that learning a foreign language can be a lifetime, constantly improving their skills. As a rule, the highest level there is no end. To achieve fluency, it will take a couple of years. The main thing - never stop and do not do long breaks. If you do not want anything to learn or read, then watch a movie, listen to dialogues, stories in a foreign language.
It all depends on your desire. It is not necessary to convince yourself that you have no talent for languages​​. This is a myth. Like a foreign language with all your heart, interested in the culture and the people who speak that language.

Source: http://www.english-easy.info/articles/ar223.php

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"Subscribe.Ru". Seller.Eastern proverb

Пятница, 17 Октября 2014 г. 13:40 + в цитатник

 

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Seller

Eastern proverb

In an Arab town lived trader Ishmael. Whenever he let the buyer of goods, he always cheated them for a few pieces of silver. And the state of his very abound. However, his children were sick, and he spent a lot of money on doctors and medicines. And the more he spent on the treatment of children, the more he cheated their customers. But the more he lied to customers, the more hurt his children.

Once, when Ishmael was sitting alone in his shop, full of anxiety about their children, he thought for a moment the heavens opened. He raised his eyes to the sky, to see what is happening there. And he sees: there are angels in the huge weights, measure all the blessings that God gives people. And, behold, it was the turn of the family of Ishmael. When the angels began to mete out health for his children, they threw into the scales of health less than it was in the balance weights. Ishmael was angry and wanted to shout to the Angels, but then one of them turned to him and said:

- Measure correct. What are you angry? We nedodaёm your children as much as you nedodaёsh its customers. And so we were making the truth of God.

Ishmael rushed, as if his sword pierced. And he began to bitterly repent of their grievous sin. Since Ishmael was not only the right to weigh, but always added surpluses. And it was back to the children's health

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В одном арабском городе жил торговец Измаил. Когда бы он ни отпускал покупателям товар, он всегда обсчитывал их на несколько драхм. И состояние его весьма умножилось. Однако дети его были больны, и он тратил много денег на докторов и лекарства. И чем больше он тратил на лечение детей, тем больше он обманывал своих покупателей. Но чем больше он обманывал покупателей, тем сильнее болели его дети.

Однажды, когда Измаил сидел один в своей лавке, полный тревог о своих детях, ему показалось, что на миг раскрылись небеса. Он поднял глаза к небу, чтобы посмотреть, что там происходит. И видит: стоят ангелы у огромных весов, отмеряющих все блага, которыми Господь наделяет людей. И вот, подошла очередь семьи Измаила. Когда ангелы стали отмерять здоровье для его детей, они бросили на чашу весов здоровья меньше, чем было гирь на весах. Разгневался Измаил и хотел прикрикнуть на ангелов, но тут один из них обернулся к нему и говорит:

— Мера правильна. Что же ты сердишься? Мы недодаём твоим детям ровно столько, сколько ты недодаёшь своим покупателям. И так мы вершим правду Божию.

Измаил рванулся, как будто его мечом пронзили. И стал он горько каяться в своём тяжком грехе. С тех пор стал Измаил не только правильно взвешивать, но всегда добавлял лишку. А к детям его вернулось здоровье

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Четверг, 16 Октября 2014 г. 17:13 + в цитатник

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English-language forum and learning English
Most English language textbooks are constructed in such a way that the complexity of the texts that are used in them, corresponds to a certain level of training of the person rather than his age. That is - if the person is at the primary level, then as examples that he will see in the book, corresponding to his level, he will see the phrase about how the cat went for a walk, or a rat disappeared into the burrow.
If the textbook is designed for experienced readers, then it will be more difficult about it - for example - of parks distant lands and unknown cities. At the same time, once in a normal conversational medium, not every person who is well aware of the English language, will be able to easily understand what is talked about. This is due to the fact that the sentence structure in the conversation occurs sometimes as written in the register.
One way to learn English, more close to the original spoken language is to communicate to the English-speaking forums. Here, unlike the textbook can pick up a friend who is your age and approximately same as you range of interest. It is clear that communication with a real person who is interested in the same thing and you will be more fruitful than communication with the textbook, so that you will share it of interest to you and your interlocutor information, and is known to be of interest - one of the best incentives .
At the forum you can communicate with foreigners as well as with Russian interlocutors who know English. Which is better - can not be answered unequivocally. As in the first and in the second case has its own advantages and disadvantages. You know them better through their own experience - nadolshe remembered. Because of these advantages and disadvantages is recommended to both those and other - if you do not learn something from one, you'll know it from the others.
This form of communication is quite common among people who want to learn English well, since it is one of the most affordable and simple. The conversation here is built with the speed with which meets each of the speakers, so there is time to think about the question, translate it with the help of auxiliary materials and build the right answer. This is an advantage, since, for example, an ordinary conversation face to face, the other party need quick and clear answers. Besides, even if you do not understand what you said the source - you can ask to repeat it, and he restates the question or remark, in words you will understand. In this case, you will save time searching for the translation of difficult words, and certainly remember unusual for a phrase that could not understand the first time.
Sometimes even those whose English proficiency is high enough to attend the forum, can not understand some phrases. This occurs, for example, because in everyday written language (if it can be so called), instead of the full word used his substitute - say, the pronoun "you" looks like "u" for the simple reason that they sound the same, but the second word-letter shorter than the first. If you have problems understanding these "slovobukv", then, as has been said, you can ask again buddy, or else even ask him to use only full form words. Over time, it can be adapted to realize such reductions in their future writing skills and use similar simplification and Slang, bringing it closer to a "plausible", in terms of English-speaking citizens embodiment.
During dialogue with the Americans or the British, you have the opportunity to learn something new, for example, about their culture and traditions, and this, in turn, will give you confidence in communication, as if you know more about the customs of the interlocutors, the and the better you understand what they say.
First came to the English-speaking forum, you feel not very comfortable, because not only did all in English, so also complete strangers. However, try to play once in communication, get involved in a fun activity if not forever, then for a long time. And after a couple of months there is a fairly strong desire, in whatever was to talk with a live alien - not on the forum, and "alive". Of course, if you have such an opportunity, then it should not be neglected. Despite the fact that you can not be very sure of yourself, you should try to talk to a foreigner on any topic of interest. It may well be that after the preconditioning on the forums, your spoken English is no worse than an English conversation foreigner
.

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English - is simple: How to find a good translator?

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How to find a good translator?

Many employers, government officials, politicians met with the work of the translators, but not many thought about what kind of a profession, as it comes. Why is the work of one translator is not noticeable at all, and the other always attracts attention. Why is it sometimes evident that the text translated, and sometimes hard to believe that the text translated?

To begin with, that in the Russian language translator - interpreter of speech and text translator - one word. But the concept of a two! Therefore, foreign languages​​, these two concepts have their lexical items. For example, in the English language and have INTERPRETER TRANSLATOR. And it's different professions in the West!

Can be both a great interpreter of texts and hard to translate jokes among foreigners at the bar. Conversely perfect knowledge of spoken language, but not be able to do the translation of the document is connected.

Russian language is no coincidence, however, combined the two professions into one. It thrives in the West the principle of narrow specialization, but the Russian language (read: "folk wisdom") insists that the language you need to know in all its manifestations, otherwise you can not be called an interpreter.

If you pick yourself a good interpreter, make sure that he knows how to translate your favorite anecdote and can translate "catchy item" agreements with foreign partners.

How else to evaluate the work of the translator? And here is how: During the probationary period in the negotiations and personal communication with foreigners ask a question yourself, what prevents me to find mutual understanding with them, or to establish a business friendly atmosphere? If, despite all your efforts, it does not, then the problem may come from the interpreter. If everything goes the way you think and sometimes do not notice the translator, you will not make a mistake in the choice of candidates for the position of an interpreter in your firm.

There is another aspect of the interpreter. This - the confidentiality of information obtained during the negotiations and guarantee its secrecy. Any treaties, legal tricks you do not protect yourself from possible leakage of information, unless you are sure repeatedly that "this guy knows how to keep his mouth shut," which, by the way, in common with the work of this interpreter profession of doctor. Better to have an interpreter even if not with brilliant linguistic data, but an honest man. Language can "catch up", "pull", "sand", but decency or is, or it is not.

Translator lifelong learning, working in public or behind a desk (computer) visually small, which is why the average man, and often, and the employer, it seems that the work is "not beat lying." However, in order to easily translate the statements of the same Chernomyrdin or speech Gorbachev, the translators had to be a long linguistic study of these "characters", work with dictionaries, with the theoretical literature on the illiterate speech, not to mention the technical and professional literature, if affected subjects special branches of knowledge in the translation.

Remember that paying hourly job interpreter and "unspecified" amount of translated characters or pages, you pay the previous translation work translator self-education. If you are in the state of the interpreter, then it can "grow" themselves.

On a literal translation, and translation of the meaning of let linguists and grammarians argue. Do not attempt to go into these discussions. For you, the result is important, is not it? Here is a revealing approach to foreign language translate non-native speakers! Why? And because in this case the meaning is transmitted, the realities, and not an exact match in terms of words and languages. For example, the technical readiness of the building in the Russian legislation can mean one thing, but in a European - is somewhat different. And this "other" can cost several kilometers long money. Do not forget to specify the concepts and terms of their content and realities. This is not a work of the translator, but it is your duty.

Translators are all sorts of people, not necessarily linguists and philologists. Top Translators - are specialists speaking foreign languages ​​(but do not forget the ability to translate jokes!). Believe me it is really hard to translate botanical texts, even if you are a candidate of philology!

Good luck in finding your translator! Do not believe the diplomas, letters of recommendation, resume - just look for the one who meets your criteria.


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Definitions of interpreter
noun
a person who interprets, especially one who translates speech orally.
"The pair sat in the dock flanked by four police officers and the proceedings were translated by an interpreter ."
synonyms: translator, transcriber, transliterator; performer, presenter, exponent,singer, player, actor, dancer; analyst, evaluator, reviewer, critic
 

 

Translations of interpreter
noun
 
интерпретатор
interpreter, interpretress, exegete
 
переводчик
translator, interpreter, dragoman, versionist
 
истолкователь
interpreter, exponent, interpretress
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Furman Lidia(Israel)-5 минут, которые продлят твою жизнь на годы

Среда, 15 Октября 2014 г. 12:36 + в цитатник

5 минут, которые продлят твою жизнь на годы

Да что мы такое говорим?! Какие пять минут? Как ты их сумеешь оторвать от своей насыщенной биографии и потратить на такое занудство, как, тьфу-тьфу-тьфу, здоровый образ жизни?! Нет, на любое из нижеприведенных оздоровительных мероприятий тебе понадобится меньше пяти минут — в этом-то вся и прелесть!

01

Некоторые оптимисты-физ­куль­турники в журналах, подобных нашему, рекомендуют читателям не пользоваться лифтом, а всегда подниматься на нужный этаж дедовским методом — с помощью мышц ног и пресса, которые получают таким образом замечательную нагрузку, не говоря уж о том, какое это восхитительное упражнение для сердечно-сосудистой системы. Но, конечно, это утопия. Никакие призы в виде идеальных фигур и здорового сердца не заставят нормального человека ежедневно ползать вверх по лестнице. Потому что это долго, скучно и, честно говоря, утомительно. Но мало кто знает, что сбегать вниз по лестнице почти так же полезно: нагрузка на мышцы-сосуды в этом случае идет очень приличная. А самое главное — делать это куда легче и веселее. Кстати, если иногда спускаться по ступенькам спиной вперед, то можно не только расшибить себе затылок и заслужить у соседей репутацию гражданина со странностями, но и очень неплохо нагрузить обычно полубездействующие мышцы задней поверхности бедра и поясницы.

 
5 минут, которые продлят твою жизнь на годы
 


02

Шея человека, который вступил в симбиоз с компьютером, обычно влачит жалкое существование. И рано или поздно она начинает выражать свое недовольство — жалобным хрустом при повороте головы, болью в плечевых мышцах и прочими неприятными ощущениями, которые весьма мешают качественному отстрелу монстров Азерота, графоманству в блогах и другим твоим рабочим обязанностям.Сделать приятное шее можно, если хотя бы раз в день совершать следующую штуку: зажав карандаш в зубах, писать им в воздухе перед собой весь алфавит — от А до Я. Шейный отдел твоего позвоночника будет в восторге. Кстати, русскоязычные граждане получают дополнительный бонус: в нашем алфавите на 9 букв больше, чем у многих европейцев. А вот китайцам с их обязательным образовательным минимумом в 10 000 иероглифов придется попотеть.

 
5 минут, которые продлят твою жизнь на годы
 


03

Купи морской соли в порошке или гранулах. Ежедневно утром или вечером высыпай столовую ложку в стакан теплой воды и полощи получившимся раствором горло. Зубы, миндалины и слизистая носоглотки будут в экстазе: кариесу, ангине и ОРЗ теперь намного сложнее атаковать их. А вот полоскать морской водой заодно и нос по примеру индусов, гигиенические практики которых сейчас взяли на вооружение в Европе, — не стоит. Втягивая воду носом без должной, с детства, привычки, очень даже просто загнать ее к ушам, где она и останется жить-поживать, пока не приведет к отиту, тем более что климат у нас не индийский.

 
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04

Многие думают, что дыхательные упражнения состоят в том, чтобы вдыхать побольше кислорода. На самом деле все наоборот: во время этих упражнений лучше почти не дышать. Кардиохирург академик Амосов, проживший 90 лет и ежедневно делавший дыхательную гимнастику, писал: «Любая клетка прежде всего нуждается в нагрузках и ограничении». Согласно Амосову, дыхательная гимнастика — это способ перекрыть клетке доступ кислорода и посмотреть, как она будет выкручиваться. Вдохни, затем выдохни из легких весь воздух и попробуй не дышать. Когда тебе это совсем-совсем надоест, отдышись и повтори процедуру. Постарайся задержать дыхание хотя бы на три минуты — при регулярной практике у тебя это получится легко. И помни: мировой рекорд, поставленный дайвером Джанлукой Дженони, составляет 18 минут 3 секунды. Так что тебе есть куда расти.

 

05

Съешь сырую морковку, репу, яблоко или капустную кочерыжку. Ты не представляешь себе, сколько людей к 30 годам являются гордыми владельцами начинающегося геморроя — расширенных вен в прямой кишке или заднем проходе. А мы представляем: в развитых странах мира их 40%! И с каждым твоим днем рождения будет расти риск того, что тебе придется заплатить кровью за пренебрежение к клетчатке в виде овощей, фруктов, хлопьев и ржаного хлеба.

 
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Анекдот

A tough dilemma

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."

Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."
Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."
Oldest Employee: "Fire me, buster, and I'll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it'll make your head spin."

...To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay..."

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Предлоги в английском языке

Предлог– это служебная часть речи, отражающая пространственные, временные, причинные или другие виды отношений между двумя значимыми словами.

В русском языке подобные отношения часто выражаются при помощи падежей, в английском же падежи рудиментарны и для построения предложений чаще всего используются именно предлоги и порядок слов.

Предлоги в английском языке  являются служебной частью речи и как следствие не могут употребляться самостоятельно и изменяться. Предлоги не считаются членами предложения.

Хотя они традиционно и считаются отдельной частью речи, часто предлоги очень близки по своему значению к наречиям и союзам.

Формы английских предлогов

Английские предлоги делятся

на

1.простые (simple),

2.производные (derived),

3.сложные (compound) и

4.составные/фразовые (composite/phrasal).

Простую форму имеет подавляющая часть английских предлогов:

in, about, against.

Производные  предлоги происходят от слов других частей речи:

concerning, including, depending, granted.

Сложные предлоги включают в себя несколько компонентов:

within, hereafter, wherewith, whereupon  и т. д.

Составные или фразовые английские предлоги представляют собой словосочетание. Они включают в себя слово из другой части речи и один или два предлога:

because of, instead of, by virtue of, for the sake of, with regard to    и т. д.

При этом ни один из элементов составного предлога нельзя расширить, сократить или изменить иным способом – все они остаются целой единицей.

Значение составного предлога тесно связано со значением знаменательного слова в его составе.

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Идиомы - устойчивые выражения и словосочетания

come in handy- пригождаться, быть полезным или удобным

"I strongly advise you to buy this dictionary; it will come in handy one day, I am sure."
Я настойчиво советую тебе купить этот словарь; он
пригодится однажды, я уверен.

get one`s rear in gear- поторопиться; "взять руки в ноги"

"We might be late for the train so let`s get our rear in gear."
Мы можем опоздать на поезд, так что давайте
поторопимся.

decked out- вырядиться, "расфуфыриться"

"I see you are decked out in your Sunday best for Derek’s birthday party."
Я смотрю, ты вырядилась в свое лучшее платье для дня рождения Дерека.

play it by ear- принять решение в зависимости от ситуации

Mark didn’t have a definite plan of action; he decided to play it by ear.
У Марка не было определенного плана действий; он решил действовать по обстоятельствам.

up front- честный, откровенный, искренний

Martha was absolutely up front about why she didn't want to date Collin anymore.
Марта была совершенно откровенна о том, почему она больше не хочет встречаться с Коллином.

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Mitt Romney.An anecdote about Barack Obama...

Понедельник, 13 Октября 2014 г. 23:13 + в цитатник

 Барак Обама

Barack Obama

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A member of the Republican Party, Mitt Romney amused his colleagues during the campaign of the candidate of Iowa John Ernst, telling an anecdote about Barack Obama, according to The Hill.

 

"Once Obama went to the bank to cash a check, but I forgot my ID. Bank employee asked the president to lead evidence that he did Barack Obama. Obama said, "How can I do that?" Officer said, "The other day we went to Phil Mickelson (American golfer) and it did not have identity cards, but took a golf club and drove the ball into the hole. And we knew that it's Phil Mickelson. A similar situation happened with Andre Agassi, to prove he took the bat, hit the ball and hit right on target. And what can you do to prove your identity? "Obama replied," I do not have a clue. "

 

"Mr. President, you want to get your money in small or large bills," - said in response to a bank employee

Член республиканской партии Митт Ромни повеселил своих коллег во время предвыборной кампании кандидата от штата Айова Джони Эрнста, рассказав анекдот про Барака Обаму, сообщает TheHill.

«Однажды Обама отправился в банк, чтобы обналичить чек, но забыл свое удостоверение личности. Сотрудник банка попросил президента привести доказательства тому, что он действительно Барак Обама. Обама спросил: „Как я могу это сделать?“ Сотрудник ответил: „На днях к нам зашел Фил Микельсон (американский гольфист) и у него не было удостоверения личности, но взял клюшку для гольфа и загнал мяч в лунку. И мы сразу поняли, что это Фил Микельсон. Аналогичная ситуация случилась с Андре Агасси, в доказательство он взял ракетку, ударил по мячу и попал точно в цель. А что вы можете сделать, чтобы доказать свою личность?“ Обама ответил: „У меня нет ни малейшего понятия“.

«Господин президент, вы хотите получить ваши деньги мелкими или крупными купюрами», — спросил в ответ сотрудник банка.

 

 

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A HIDDEN TRIBE OF SUPERATHLETES

What if a hidden tribe in Mexico holds the secret to health, happiness, and long-distance running?

A tribe of super-athletes lives hidden in caves along the cliffs of northern Mexico. Men, women, and even young children often run the (cliff) ledges for sport. Sometimes they run for days, covering hundreds of miles without more than a snack break.

They call themselves, “The Running People.” When the Tarahumara learn to walk, they also learn to run. Fifty year-olds often outrun teenagers.

Throughout history, this tribe literally ran from invaders. They hid in nearly inaccessible caves where they successfully avoided conquer.

Not only have they survived, the Tarahumara have thrived. Without technology or modern medicine, they report living longer and happier lives than the average person. The tribe of around 130,000 is cancer free, heart disease free, and their communities experience little to no crime.

In fact, a Tarahumara runner who won Colorado’s 100-mile ultramarathon, was 55 years old. He beat several of the United States’ best runners wearing only sandals he made himself.

So what’s their secret? How are they so healthy, happy, and running so far regardless of age?

There are many clues. For starters, the Tarahumara see work as important, but ‘matters of the soul’, or spiritual practices, come first. Instead of a monetary system, they barter or use a kind of universal sharing called, kórima. With values like these, it makes sense that their communities are peaceful.

But how are they able to run longer than the best professional athletes on earth and without injury?

According to physiology expert Ken Mierke, because the Tarahumara run wearing only thin sandals, the muscles and tendons in their feet are long and strong. Modern athletic shoes often cause muscle tissue to atrophy and tendons to shorten due to too much support.

Their stride is also peculiar. The Tarahumara land first on the ball of the foot, rather than the heel. One observer remarked that they look like they are riding invisible unicycles. They do not lean forward, instead running with their hips and shoulders and head in vertical alignment. This helps them to avoid injury and reserve energy.

But some suggest the secret goes deeper. One anthropologist remarked that the Tarahumara accomplish extraordinary things because they believe they can. Their special techniques are great, but confidence and optimism are also key. What do you think?

 

VOCABULARY

literally
actually; really (used for emphasis)
thrived
lived well; prospered, flourished
barter
exchange goods and services without the use of money; trade
atrophy
shrink; weaken; get smaller
tendons
tough tissues that connect muscle to bone
stride
way of walking or running; steps, paces
peculiar
strange; different; odd; curious
ball of the foot
area of the sole where the toes join the rest of the foot
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baba-mail . Hebrew..!14 דברים מציקים שהגוף שלנו עושה

Понедельник, 13 Октября 2014 г. 18:12 + в цитатник
 

יש כמה דברים מרגיזים שהגוף שלנו עושה, אותם כולנו מכירים מקרוב. משיהוקים, דרך רגל שנרדמה ועד צרבות וכאבים. קחו בחזרה את השליטה על הגוף שלכם, ולמדו כיצד למנוע ולפתור את 14 הבעיות המציקות של הגוף שלנו.

 

1. צרבת

תחושת הצרבת, המוכרת לרבים מאיתנו, היא לא נעימה כלל, ועלולה אף לגרום לנזק קל במערכת העיכול.
 
מה גורם לכך?
צרבת היא למעשה עודף חומצת עיכול בקיבה, הגורם לזרימה של חלק מהחומצה במעלה הוושט, מה שמוביל לתחושה לא נעימה ועלול לפגוע ברקמות הוושט.
 
איך נוכל לטפל בבעיה?
הטיפול הטוב ביותר לצרבת מורכב לא רק מהפסקת התחושה הלא נעימה, אלא גם ממניעה של צרבות עתידיות.
  • כדי למנוע צרבת, חשוב להקפיד לא לאכול יותר מדי. אכילה עודפת גורמת לייצור של חומצות עיכול עודפות.
  • הימנעו מצריכה של מזונות חומציים, כגון קפה, אלכוהול ומזונות חריפים.
  • נסו לצרוך מאכלי חלב וירקות, הנחשבים כולם למזונות בסיסיים, הסותרים את פעולת החומצה, ומאזנים את רמת החומציות שבגוף.
בעיות גוף

 

2. שקיות מתחת לעיניים

שקיות מתחת לעיניים, המופיעות כאשר אנחנו לא ישנים מספיק, לא מזיקות לנו בשום צורה, אך מדובר במפגע אסטתי לא מבוטל.
 
מה גורם לכך?
העור סביב העיניים שלנו הוא דק במיוחד, וניתן לראות דרכו את כלי הדם שסביב העין. כאשר אנו סובלים מלחץ, בדרך כלל בעקבות מחסור בשעות שינה, כלי דם אלה סובלים מדלקת, ומופיעים כאזורים שחורים סביב העין.
 
איך נוכל לטפל בבעיה?
כדי למנוע את הופעת העיגולים השחורים, פשוט צריך לישון לפחות 8 שעות בלילה.
במידה והעיגולים כבר הופיעו, כך תוכלו להעלים אותם:
  • הכינו תה קמומיל או מרווה, המתינו שיתקרר, והספיגו בו רטיות רכות. הניחו את הרטיות על העיניים למשך 15 דקות, 3 פעמים ביום, כדי להעלים את העיגולים השחורים.
  • עסו את אזור העין, מזווית העין לכיוון האף, בתנועות המזכירות את האות C. עיסוי זה ינקז נוזלים עודפים מתחת לעיניים, ויפחית את הנפיחות.
בעיות גוף

 

3. יובש בפה

לפעמים, בימים חמים או אפילו סתם כך, אנו חשים יובש בפה, המרגיש ממש כאילו הנחנו על הלשון כדור צמר גפן.
 
מה גורם לכך?
פה יבש הוא בראש ובראשונה סימן למחסור בנוזלים. שתו שתי כוסות מים מיד. הפה יכול להתייבש גם בעקבות פעילות של תרופות, שתיית קפה, אלכוהול או עישון, פעולות אשר גורמות להפחתה בייצור הרוק.
 
איך נוכל לטפל בבעיה?
פרט לשתיית מים, מומלץ ללעוס מסטיק או למצוץ סוכריה קשה. כאשר אנו לועסים מסטיק או מוצצים סוכריה, הגוף שלנו חושב שאנו אוכלים ומגביר את ייצור הרוק, אשר מונע את תחושת היובש בפה.

בעיות גוף

 

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Alina Semukha (USA) За что ненавидят евреев

Понедельник, 13 Октября 2014 г. 14:46 + в цитатник

 

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 All this we know, but so badly can not write each.

I must not think nonsense!

Almost at all times and almost all nations were people who hated Jews. Many people ask: "Why, why?" And I ask myself, "Why?" - Although I know a lot of reasons for anti-Semitism, but I do not know any such reason that it was not to be.

 In "Letters from the Earth" by Mark Twain wrote: "All nations hate each other, and together they hate the Jews."

 >>> Let's start with the fact that people do not like each other. Moreover, they hate each other. We have to admit that, unfortunately, this property is immanent to the human psyche, that the Lord condemned people to strife. The history of mankind - a history of wars. Hated and fought each other British and the French, the Germans and the French, Russian and Polish, Russian and Germans, Armenians and Azerbaijanis, known massacre of Armenians by the Turks, Albanians Serbs, Albanians and Serbs. You name it. Xenophobia - a phenomenon everywhere. People often hate? Yes, those aliens who are close. And who lived close to almost all nations for the last 2000 years? Of course, the Jews. Here is the first response to the damn question. As the object of hatred and universally scapegoat ("heroic personality, goat face" - in the words of Vladimir Vysotsky) they have always been indispensable because had no state, no land, no army, no police, there is not the slightest opportunity to defend himself . A strong always powerless to blame. Impotent rage is a national and noble fury boil the resin. So, the first reason for the unprecedented persistence and prevalence of anti-Semitism is that Jews are not having their own state, too long lived among too many people.

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English Short Stories .PYGMALION & GALATEA.(A Love Story)

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 13:05 + в цитатник

PYGMALION & GALATEA
(A Love Story)
Galatea comes to life!
Pygmalion - painting by the great Boris Vallejo

PYGMALION & GALATEA

 

In ancient Greece lived a handsome and talented sculptor named Pygmalion. He loved his work and would spend hours carving beautiful ivory statues, always at his happiest when immersed in his art.

One day he chose a large, beautiful piece of ivory, and worked for many long hours at it, chiseling and hammering until he finished. It was a statue of a beautiful lady. Pygmalion at once fell in love with his creation - he thought it was so beautiful, and he clothed the figure, gave it jewels, and named it Galatea, which means "sleeping love". Treating Galatea as if she were his girlfriend, he brought his ivory statue shells and pebbles, little birds and flowers of all colors. He was obsessed!

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Three short stories in British English

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 11:23 + в цитатник

 

https://www.englishclub.com/reading/short-stories.htm

Short Stories


Each of these three short stories in British English includes vocabulary help, vocabulary quiz, comprehension quiz and comments:

The Winepress
Upper-Intermediate
1500 words (British English)
This short story is set in Madagascar and France. It tells about wine and love - and hate. And about a winepress, the machine used to press the grapes from which wine is made

The Chapel
Advanced
3000 words (British English)
The background to this short story is the tropical island of Trinidad in the Caribbean. This is a story of quick lust and long revenge - with an ironical twist at the end

The Metro 
Advanced
7000 words (British English)
This short story is set in Paris. This is a story of love and murder, and a little voodoo


Selected Short Stories
The following short stories are well known, classic stories in the public domain:

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English Short Stories.Paying Attention

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 10:46 + в цитатник

English Short Stories

Stories in the Present Progressive

Paying Attention

Four-year-old Diego

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Four-year-old Diego is playing in the pool. His mother, Darlene, is sitting in the sun beside the pool. She is reading a book. At least, she is trying to read a book.

"Hey Mom! I am swimming!"

"Yes honey, you are swimming."

"Mom, are you watching me?"

"Yes, honey. Of course I am watching you!"

Diego is trying to splash water onto her book. She is trying to ignore this.
"Mom! I am holding my breath under water."

The book is getting really exciting. The police are solving a crime. Diego’s mother is trying to concentrate. 

"Mom! You are not even watching me!"

"Yes, Diego! I am watching you and I am reading a book. I am doing both things at the same time."

"Mom, are you paying attention? I am doing a handstand."

In the book, the police officer is chasing a suspect. Diego’s mother is hardly breathing. 

Diego is being quiet for once. Too quiet. Suddenly, Diego’s mother is looking around for Diego. She cannot find him. Suddenly, time is standing still. Suddenly, she isn’t breathing at all.

"Diego! Diego! Are you hiding from me? Diego! You are not being funny!" She is trying not to panic. She is walking around the pool, looking in the water.
"Boo!" 

Out of nowhere, Diego is standing right behind her. 

"Diego! What are you doing?" Suddenly she is crying and hugging him tightly.
"I am making sure you are paying attention, Mom!"

"Well, I am paying attention and now we are going home!"


 

THE END
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English Short Stories.Language Confusion

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 09:48 + в цитатник

Story 08

Language Confusion

Airport

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Laura is at the airport. She waits for her flight. Her flight is to Berlin, and it is 4 hours away. Laura walks around the airport and looks at the shops. She has a nice time.

After an hour she wants to visit the bathroom. She searches for it, but she doesn't find it.

"Where is the bathroom?" she asks herself.

She looks and looks but she can't find it. She starts asking people where it is.

Laura: "Excuse me sir, could you please tell me where is the bathroom?"

Man: "You mean the restroom, right?"

Laura: "No, I mean the bathroom."

Man: "Well, the restroom is over there." He says and walks away.

Laura doesn't understand. She asks a lady: "Excuse me madam, could you please tell me where is the bathroom?"

"The restroom is over there," the lady answers and walks away.

Laura is confused. "What's their problem? I need to use the bathroom and they send me to rest?! I don't need a restroom, I need the bathroom!"

After a while Laura gives up. She feels tired of all this walking and asking. She decides that maybe they are all right and she does need to rest.

She walks to the restroom. Now she is surprised. She realizes the restroom is actually the name for a public bathroom!

THE END
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English Short Stories .The Pet Shop

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 09:06 + в цитатник

English Short Stories Level 05

Story 01


 

The Pet Shop

English Short Stories Level 05

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Cody and his sister April decide they want a dog. They head down to the local pet store and have a look around.

It is a very small pet store that doesn't have many animals.

The owner of the shop is a nice old man named Mr. Smith. He walks over and greets Cody and April.

"How can I help you?" he asks.   

"We would like to buy a dog," April responds.

"Ah, well, we are not a big pet shop," Mr. Smith tells her. "So we only have two dogs to choose from."

They ask Mr. Smith to show them the dogs.

Mr. Smith leads them to the back of store where the two dogs are. One of them is a very big bulldog named Buster. The other is a very tiny chihuahua named Teacup.

April wants Teacup. Cody wants Buster. They walk outside to discuss.

They can’t agree on a dog. April suggests they race home for it. The winner of the race chooses the dog.

Cody agrees, then tells April her shoelace is untied. When April looks down, he runs off and gets a head start.

Cody runs as hard as he can. He really wants that bulldog. He looks back. April is so far behind he can’t even see her.

Cody finally gets home. He is tired but he is happy. He knows he is the winner.

April arrives a few minutes after Cody. She congratulates him. They return to the pet store to purchase Buster the bulldog.

However, when they arrive they only see Teacup the chihuahua.

English Short Stories Level 03

They ask Mr. Smith where Buster is.

Mr. Smith gives the details. He explains that a few minutes after April and Cody leave, two boys walk in and buy the bulldog.

Cody looks at April, and she holds back a smile. Cody sighs. He turns back to Mr. Smith.

"Sometimes you win the race, but not the prize!" Cody smiles sadly. "We’ll take the chihuahua, please."


 

THE END


 

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English Short Stories.Anniversary Day

Суббота, 11 Октября 2014 г. 08:58 + в цитатник

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Story 02


 

Anniversary Day

English Short Stories - Story 02

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Chloe and Kevin enjoy going out to Italian restaurants.

They love to eat pasta, share a desert, and have espresso.

Chloe and Kevin’s anniversary is coming up. Kevin wants to plan a night out at an Italian restaurant in town. He calls a restaurant to make a reservation but they have no tables available. He calls another restaurant, but they have no availability either.

Kevin thinks and paces around the house. He knows that Chloe loves Italian food more than anything else. He knows that nothing makes her happier. But the only two Italian places in town are too busy.

Kevin has an idea. What if he cooks Chloe a homemade Italian meal? Kevin pictures it: he puts down a fancy tablecloth, lights some candles, and plays romantic Italian music. Chloe loves when Kevin makes an effort.

There's only one thing. Kevin isn't a good cook.

In fact, Kevin is a terrible cook. When he tries to make breakfast he burns the eggs, when he tries to make lunch he screws up the salad, when he tries to make dinner even the neighbors smell how bad it is.

Kevin has another idea: if he calls up one of the restaurants before Chloe gets home and orders take-out, he can serve that food instead of his bad cooking!

The day arrives. Chloe is still at work while Kevin orders the food, picks it up, and brings it back home.

As he lays down the place settings, lights the candles and puts the music on, Chloe walks in.

"Happy Anniversary!" Kevin tells Chloe. He shows off their romantic dinner setting, smiling.

Chloe looks confused. "Our anniversary is tomorrow, Kevin."

Kevin pauses, looks at the calendar and realizes she's right. He looks back at her.

"I guess it's always good to practice!" he says.


 

THE END


 

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English Short Stories .Act like the Others

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 17:45 + в цитатник

English Short Stories Level 05

Story 03


 

Act like the Others

English Short Stories - Story 03

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Jack and Lydia are on holiday in France with their friends, Mike and Anna.

Mike loves to visit historical buildings. Jack agrees to sightsee some historical buildings with him.

Lydia and Anna decide to shop in the city. "See you boys when we get back!" the girls shout.

In the village Jack and Mike see a beautiful old church, but when they enter the church, a service is already in progress.

"Shh! Just sit quietly, so that we don't stand out. And act like the others!" Mike whispers.

Since they don't really know French, Jack and Mike quietly sit down. During the service, they stand, kneel and sit to follow what the rest of the crowd do.

"I hope we blend in and don't look like tourists!" Mike tells Jack.

At one point, the priest makes an announcement and the man who sits next to Jack and Mike stands up.

"We should stand up, too!" Jack whispers to Mike.

So, Jack and Mike stand up with the man. Suddenly, all the people burst into laughter!

After the service, Jack and Mike approach the priest, who speaks English.

"What's so funny?" Jack asks.

With a smile on his face the priest says, "Well boys, there is a new baby born, and it's tradition to ask the father to stand up."

Jack and Mike look at each other and Mike shakes his head. He smiles and says, "I guess we should understand what people do before we act like the others!"


 

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English Short Stories .A Secret Talent

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 17:37 + в цитатник

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Story 04


 

A Secret Talent

A Secret Talent

 

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Eve is excited to go to her first Dylan Wyman concert in New York. Dylan Wyman is Eve's favorite singer. In fact, Eve tells her mother Jeannine, Dylan Wyman is her favorite person!

When they are about halfway to New York, Jeannine hears a weird noise. "Oh no," she says, realizing that they have a flat tire.

There isn't much room on the side of the road, but Jeannine pulls the car over and climbs out. Sure enough, their right rear tire is completely flat.

Jeanine opens the trunk to get the jack and the spare tire. Traffic continues to whiz by at seventy miles per hour.

"Mom, are we going to die?" Eve asks. She is really scared.

"Don't worry honey, I'll be quick," Jeannine says as she starts to jack up the car.

"Wow Mom, how do you know how to do this?" Eve is shocked at her mother's secret talent.

Then Jeannine takes off the flat tire.

"Wow Mom, how do you know how to do that?" Eve asks in wonder.

Jeannine just laughs. Then she puts the spare tire on. Eve says, "Mom, who are you?"

The entire tire change takes only 10 minutes. They both climb back into the car and Jeannine says, "I'm so sorry honey, but we can't drive all the way to Albany on this spare tire. We're going to have to stop and buy a new tire. We might be late for your concert."

"That's okay, Mom," Eve says, "You're my favorite person now!"


 

THE END
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English Short Stories.Love is in the Air

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 12:07 + в цитатник

English Short Stories Level 05

Story 05

 


 

Love is in the Air

English Short Stories Level 05

 

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Every summer, Penny travels to a family reunion barbeque. Penny is never excited, and this year is no different. She dreads the drive.

She does not like talking to her relatives. And she does not like the smell of hamburgers. (Penny is a vegetarian.)

When Penny arrives, she sees lots of familiar faces. It is July and Uncle Vernon is wearing a sweater. Uncle Vernon is always cold. It’s very mysterious.

She sees her cousin Polly. Polly has six children. The youngest one screams. Then the oldest one screams. Polly’s children are always screaming.

She sees many of her other cousins in the field playing softball. They play a softball game every year, and it always ends in a big argument. Penny wonders, again, why they never solve it.

Then Penny sees an incredibly handsome man. She stares at him. He catches her staring. He smiles and walks over to her. Penny is very nervous. She is nervous because a handsome man is walking up to her and she is nervous because this handsome man might be her cousin.

The man sticks out his hand and says, "Hi, I’m Paul."

"Hi, I’m Penny," Penny says. "Are we related?"

Paul laughs. "No, we are not related. I am Vernon's nurse. He is sick and needs to keep me close by. But he did not want to miss this barbeque!"

"Oh, thank goodness," Penny says and then blushes. Penny always blushes when she is nervous, embarrassed, or hot, and right now she is all three.

Handsome Paul laughs and says, "Would you like to go get a hamburger with me? They smell delicious."

Penny smiles, "Sure. I love hamburgers!"


 

THE END
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English Short Stories .The Best Practice Ever

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 11:38 + в цитатник

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Story 06


 

The Best Practice Ever

Story 06

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Shannon loves basketball. She loves everything about basketball. Shannon always looks forward to basketball practice. She enjoys the workout. She enjoys the competition. She enjoys the time with her teammates.

Coach always starts practice the same way. They run ten laps around the gym and then stretch out. They then practice shots. (Shannon usually sinks most of hers!)

Then the coach introduces new drills. Then they practice the plays they use in games.

Shannon concentrates and does her best. She works hard, and her teammates appreciate her for it. She always has a positive attitude and encourages her teammates to work harder and do their best.

But today, Shannon twists her ankle and falls down. She cries out in pain, which is unusual for Shannon. She rarely cries. Everyone rushes over to see if she is okay.

One of her teammates runs to get ice for her ankle. (Ice helps with the swelling.) The others help her off the court and she sits down to rest.

The coach asks Shannon if she is okay. She says, "I am fine. Ankles heal."

The coach shakes her head. "Shannon," she says, "As usual, I am impressed with your attitude and team spirit. In honor of Shannon, we should all go get ice cream!"

So, the whole team climbs aboard the school bus and the coach takes them all out for ice cream.

As she licks her mint chocolate chip ice cream cone, Shannon says, "Today, I love basketball practice more than ever!"


 

THE END


 

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English Short Stories .Online Dating

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 11:23 + в цитатник

English Short Stories Level 05

Story 07


 

Online Dating

Online Dating

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Amanda turns on her computer and opens her e-mail. She has a new message. She smiles. It is from Tall_and_Handsome34, a man Amanda met on FindNewLove.com, an online dating website. She really hopes to find a new love, and Tall_and_Handsome34 could be the right man for her!

Amanda reads the e-mail. Tall_and_Handsome34 asks Amanda if she would like to meet in person on Friday. He tells her his real name is Mike.

Amanda considers meeting Mike. She only chats with Mike on the computer, but she really likes him. He is smart and funny. They are the same age, share many interests, and live in the same city. She does not know what he looks like, but she enjoys the mystery of a blind date.

Amanda replies to Mike, "Hi Mike. My real name is Amanda."

They agree to meet at Amanda's favorite restaurant at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. They plan to meet beside the fountain in front of the restaurant.

On Friday, Amanda prepares for her date. She puts on a dress and curls her hair. She feels nervous and excited!

When Amanda arrives at the restaurant, she sees a tall man by the fountain. She cannot see his face.

"That must be Mike," Amanda thinks.

She walks toward the man.

"Mike?" Amanda asks as the tall man turns around. She sees Mike's face. She is surprised!

"Amanda Jones!" Mike exclaims. He realizes he knows her. Amanda Jones and Mike Miller dated in high school. "I cannot believe it is you!"

Amanda and Mike laugh and hug. "Well," Amanda thinks to herself, "sometimes you can find an old love too!"


 

THE END


 

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English Short Stories .Lost and Found

Пятница, 10 Октября 2014 г. 11:09 + в цитатник

 

English Short Stories Level 05

Story 08


 

Lost and Found

Sun

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Donna and her husband John go to the beach every Saturday in the summer. Today is no exception. Donna packs a picnic lunch. She packs the beach umbrella and sun lotion.

She cannot find their beach towels. Donna always loses things. The towels are not in the laundry basket or dryer. They are not in the closet, either. She finally looks in her beach bag. She sees the towels folded in the bottom. Of course, the beach towels are exactly where they should be.

Donna puts on her swimsuit and floppy sun hat. She is almost ready. She just needs her sunglasses. She thinks they are on the table by the door. Or maybe they are in the bathroom. They could also be in her purse. Donna sighs.

John puts the picnic basket, umbrella, and beach bag in the car.  He  checks his fishing poles and equipment. He places them in the car beside the picnic basket.. Daisy, their dog, jumps in the backseat. She loves the beach! John is ready to leave. Where is Donna? She knows he likes to arrive at the beach before the crowds.

John groans and shakes his head. Donna is always late!

Donna searches for her sunglasses. She cannot find them, and she knows John is waiting. He hates when she is late! She grabs her purse and locks the door.

"You are late," John says as Donna gets in the car. Donna tells John that she could not find her sunglasses.

John looks at her and laughs! He flips down the sun visor so Donna can see herself in the mirror. Donna looks in the mirror and laughs too. Her sunglasses are on top of her head. They were there the whole time!

"It is always in the last place that you look," Donna giggles!


 

THE END


 

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Google.English Short Stories Level 01

Четверг, 09 Октября 2014 г. 19:44 + в цитатник

English Short Stories Level 01

Story 01

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A bed

A bed



A pen

A pen



A hen
A hen


A red bed

A red pen

A red hen


A wet bed

A wet pen

A wet hen
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Google.English Short Stories.(1)

Четверг, 09 Октября 2014 г. 19:32 + в цитатник

 

http://www.really-learn-english.com/english-short-stories.html

English Short Stories

Level 01 – Beginners

Introduction Story – a very basic story for beginners.

Click here for more English stories for complete beginners


Level 02 – Beginners Plus – Easy English Stories

Angela and Tom Series

Story 01 – Angela and Tom meet

Story 02 – Getting ready

Story 03 – Flying to Texas

Story 04 – Meeting Camilla

Story 05 – Living in Texas

Story 06 – I'm Hungry

Story 07 – A Pen, a Bag and a Fan


Level 03 – Elementary

Story 01 – Daniel loves the beach

Story 02 – April's month

Story 03 – Emily's secret

Story 04 – What are you talking about?

Story 05 – Sean and the birthday cake

Story 06 – Amanda's Work

Story 07 – Nicole's Drums

Story 08 – Language Confusion

Story 09 – Kevin's Car

Story 10 – Kimberly's Acting

Story 11 – A Surprise from Australia
 


Level 4 – Elementary Plus

Fluffy the dog (just below this section). This story is of more length than the others. It is divided into several chapters.

 

Level 5 – Intermediate

Story 01 – The Pet Shop

Story 02 – Anniversary Day

Story 03 – Act like the Others

Story 04 – A Secret Talent

Story 05 – Love is in the Air

Story 06 – The Best Practice Ever

Story 07 – Online Dating

Story 08 – Lost and Found

Click here for more English short stories for the Intermediate level
 


Stories in the Present Progressive

Dancing in Class

Paying Attention

An Amazing Performance

A Very Important Game

Quite the Pep Talk!

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Google.English Short Stories.

Четверг, 09 Октября 2014 г. 19:21 + в цитатник

http://www.really-learn-english.com/english-short-stories.htm

chapter 01 | next | previous | top

Lisa's Fluffy

Fluffy the dog

Lisa lives with her dog, Fluffy.

Fluffy never eats anything that costs less than 50 dollars. He has a really expansive taste.

One day Fluffy gets lost. Lisa looks for him everywhere, but she can't find him.

"Fluffy, my friend, you are on your own," she says.

Poor Fluffy walks and walks. He is not sure where to turn, and it is already time for his 4 o'clock snack.

 

a snack

"What should I do?" Fluffy thinks.

Now it is 8 o'clock, and Fluffy is really hungry. He wants to eat, and he wants his 8 o'clock bath.

 

a bath


"Oh, no…" Fluffy thinks.

Now it is 10 o'clock, and Fluffy is extremely hungry. He wants his snack, his dinner, his bath and his soft bed.

Suddenly he spots a big gray dog, with a big gray nose.

 

Bam the dog


The big gray dog chews something.

Fluffy tries not to stare, but he is really hungry by now.

"What do you want?" The big gray dog asks.

"Hmm, well… Maybe you could give me some food and snacks, and a bath too?"

The dog smiles, "A bath?"

"Yes, a bath. I am tired, and hungry, and dirty," Fluffy answers.

"Well, of course I can. Come into my spa." 

 

Spa


The big dog laughs and walks away.

"Wait!" Fluffy barks, "please don't go. I am all alone and I need my snack!" 

Fluffy seems very sad. The big gray dog looks at him and turns back.
"What is your name?" he asks.

"I am Fluffy. And you?"

"I am Bam. Come, I can't offer you a bath, but a shower is a different story."

 

a hose


Fluffy and Bam walk to a leaking hose, and have a shower.

Bam gives Fluffy some food. At first Fluffy wants to refuse, but he is too hungry.

"So where is your home?" Bam asks.

"I live with Lisa. She takes good care of me. I get snacks, food, a bath…"

"Nice girl." Bam says.

"Yes, she is. I hope to find her. And I hope she doesn't give away my dear dear snacks…"

The two dogs go to sleep under the open sky. Fluffy falls asleep and dreams of snacks having baths.

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Alina Semukha (USA) The Wooden Bowl

Четверг, 09 Октября 2014 г. 11:49 + в цитатник

The Wooden Bowl

The Wooden Bowl

                                I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a  year from now.
                                A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson.
                                The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered

                                The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and
                                failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
                                When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.

                                The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
                                'We must do something about father,' said the son.
                                'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor.'

                                So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
                                There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
                                Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.

                                When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
                                Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.

                                The four-year-old watched it all in silence.

                                One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
                                He asked the child sweetly, 'What are you making?' Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
                                'Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.
                                ' The four-year-old smiled and went back to work..

                                The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done.

                                That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table.
                                For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family. And for some reason,
                                neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.

                                On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

                                I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things:
                                a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

                                I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life..'

                                I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

                                I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back sometimes.

                                I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will elude you
                                But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others,
                                your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you

                                I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

                                I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

                                I've learned that every day, you should reach out and touch someone.

                                People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

                                I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

                                I've learned that you should pass this on to everyone you care about .I just did.

                                FRIENDSHIP CANDLE

                                NOTICE AT THE END,
                                THE DATE THE CANDLE WAS STARTED.
                                GONNA GIVE YOU GOOSE BUMPS.


                                I am not going to be the one who lets it die.. I found it believable --
                                angels have walked beside me all my life--and they still do

                                *********************

                              

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Grigory Malis(Israel)- Ветхозаветная драма... накал страстей..."

Вторник, 07 Октября 2014 г. 15:24 + в цитатник

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Ветхозаветная драма... накал страстей..." / Подборка живописи

 

Джованни Франческо Гверчино 1657 / Авраам изгоняет Агарь и Измаила

Вот вам жизненная драма, зов судьбы, накал страстей:
У пророка Авраама долго не было детей.
Со своей супругой Саррой прожил восемьдесят лет,
Вот уж Сарра стала старой, но детей всё нет и нет.

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Alina Semukha (USA) Zhvanetsky. Toast feminist!

Вторник, 07 Октября 2014 г. 15:09 + в цитатник

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Guys, just do not be offended, okay? Someone also had to say it.
Women are better than us. They get smarter, prettier, more agile, and better adapt to life. Besides still manage to and live longer.
Any man - exempt. And we have a lot of benefits, we just do not think about it. We, for example, does not have to get up an hour earlier so that
draw a person's face, and collect their children to school. We can go around the corner, and it is necessary to look for a toilet.

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CNN.Hong Kong says riot police have pulled back as protesters jam city streets

Вторник, 07 Октября 2014 г. 14:32 + в цитатник

 

Hong Kong says riot police have pulled back as protesters jam city streets

By Ivan Watson, Elizabeth Joseph, Anjali Tsui and Jethro Mullen, CNN
September 29, 2014 -- Updated 0524 GMT (1324 HKT)

 

Hong Kong (CNN) -- The Hong Kong government said Monday that riot police have pulled back from pro-democracy demonstrations around the city that have caused widespread disruption in one of Asia's financial hubs.

Defiant demonstrators remained on the streets of Hong Kong's financial center, blocking traffic on key highways a day after clashes with police that left more than 40 people injured.

Explaining the decision to withdraw the riot police, the government said in a statement that the protesters on the streets were now behaving peacefully. But protesters have pointed out that the unrest Sunday resulted from heavy-handed police tactics.

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hosgeldi.com.Учим английские слова

Воскресенье, 05 Октября 2014 г. 21:25 + в цитатник

 Hosgeldi.com <http://hosgeldi.com/eng/?utm_source=newsletters&am...m=email&utm_campaign=email>

 Сегодня мы предлагаем Вам выучить следующие слова:

   billion - миллиард

 to throw - бросать

 around - вокруг

 amusing - забавный

  a photographer - фотограф

  a banker - банкир

    a manager - управляющий

a worker - рабочий

 politics - политика

  a politician - политик

 Чтобы услышать правильное произношение этих слов и примеры фраз с ними КЛИКНИТЕ ЗДЕСЬ <http://hosgeldi.com/eng/?d=16348&r=6&utm_s...m=email&utm_campaign=email>

 Если эти слова Вам уже знакомы, попробуйте учить другие слова hosgeldi.com <http://hosgeldi.com/eng/?utm_source=newsletters&am...m=email&utm_campaign=email>

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DeepEnglish.com.TONGUE TWISTER

Воскресенье, 05 Октября 2014 г. 13:32 + в цитатник

 

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TONGUE TWISTER

Have you ever heard of a tongue twister? Tongue twisters are English sentences that are designed to be hard to say. Try saying this five times fast:

She sells seashells on the sea-shore.

Any native English speaker will have learned this tongue twister as a child, but what many people don’t know is that it is based on a real person. Who is this woman who sells seashells on the sea shore? It’s Mary Anning, the unsung hero of modern Paleontology.

Mary Anning was born to a poor family in the year 1799 in the southern English coastal town of Lyme Regis. She and her brother Joseph were the only two out of their ten siblings to survive through their childhood years. Mary almost didn’t survive her childhood either. According to local legend, Mary almost died while being held in the arms of a local woman, when that woman was struck by lightening. While the woman holding her died, Mary survived. The local doctor said her survival was a miracle, and people often said that Mary gained her intelligence and curiosity from that lightning strike.

During Mary Anning’s lifetime, many locals in Lyme Regis went to the coastal cliffs, collected fossils, and then sold them to tourists. This was an incredibly dangerous occupation, as the waves were rough, and the cliffs were unstable due to landslides. These landslides almost killed Mary, and did kill her dog in 1933. Though dangerous, landslides also uncovered curious looking rocks, now known as fossils.

When Mary was 12 she and her brother were fossil hunting when they discovered a giant skull sticking out of the cliff face. Mary uncovered the rest of the skull, and in the process discovered sixty vertebrae of what she thought was a crocodile. She removed the skull and vertebrae, sold it to a private collector, and earned her family a little extra money. This ‘crocodile’ turned out to be a dinosaur, and was later given the name, Ichthyosaurus, or “fish-lizard”. Mary went on to discover more specimens of Ichthyosaurus, as well as a complete fossil skeleton of a Plesiosaurus, and a Pterodactyl.

Since she was born to a poor family she had little education, but shemanaged to teach herself anatomy and geology. Throughout her career, famous scientists would visit her for advice, but she never received full credit for many of her discoveries. To most people today, she is only the unnamed seller of seashells in a children’s tongue twister.

Give your tongue a workout with the full version:

She sells seashells on the sea-shore.
The shells she sells are seashells, I’m sure.
For if she sells seashells on the sea-shore
Then I’m sure she sells sea-shore shells.

VOCABULARY

unsung hero
a hero who is not known or not recognized
coastal
near the seashore
occupation
job
fossil
the remains of impression of a prehistoric organism
landslide
the sliding down of earth or rock from a mountain or cliff
vertabrae
series of small bones in the back
specimen
a plant, animal or mineral used as an a example of a species
manage
be able to reach ones goal despite difficulty
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Grigory Malis(Israel)- Смотри на жизнь веселей...на русском языке.

Пятница, 03 Октября 2014 г. 23:37 + в цитатник

 Смотри на жизнь веселей...

Берегите воду! Мойтесь вдвоём!

Иногда хорошее настроение передаётся только половым путём

Кто стал никем, тот спал - не с тем.

Счастье не в тех женщинах, с которыми хочется спать... а в тех, - скоторыми хочется просыпаться.

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