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LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane
so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk?
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
"What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the congressman.
"How about global warming,
universal health care, or stimulus packages?"
as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you
a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -
grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets,
while a cow turns out a
flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.
Why do you suppose that is?"
The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says,
"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies,
"Do you really feel qualified to
discuss global warming,
universal health care,
or the economy, when
you don't know shit?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
"Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP
button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
MEN NEVER LISTEN.
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When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.
She explode and demanded to know why the charge was so high.
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