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A Mardson Gibeter for Farfie

, 13 2006 . 19:20 +
Tysia (Languages)

, . . - . , . =)

:    - , , =).   - . - :) -   - C. , . ...  , , , .

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A Mardson Gibeter for Farfie

Glis was very fraper. She had denarpen Farfie’s mardson. 

She had not talped gibeter for him.

So she had contaned to plimp a blinky for him.

She had just sprved the blinky when he jiffed in the gorger.

«Corsty Mardson» - baffe Glis

«It is erowtish mardson blinky» - baffed Farfie - «But my mardson is on Stanson. Agson is Kelson»

«In this case, - baffed Glis, I won’t wank you your gibeter until Stanson.»



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?about the future

, 30 2006 . 20:07 +
California_818 (Languages) We seem to be convinced that thinking about the future is difficult,even impossible, but then spend much of our lives doing just that-thinking about and organising our future.
the image and the eventual reality are not always the same.When we conceive an image of the future or make a forecast, the situation imagined is some way ahead.time must past before the imagined, or forecast,futufre becomes the present.it's only then that we can compare our previously imaginsd situation with the present reality.if they do not match, we may easily conclude that the image was wrong and thinking about about future is pointless.in fact, we probably notice the images and forecasts that turn out to be wrong rather more than those that prove accurate.checking past forecasts against what actually happens is seldom done; it's too boring and possibly embarrassing, but it might be an illuminating experience.

Why do we continue to think about, forecast and imagine the future when we believe we will probably be wrong?
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Rhyme Slang

, 11 2006 . 23:39 +
Nad_Gamgee (Languages) Rhyme Slang

, (Cockney). ( ). . , suit whistle and flute. , , , whistle suit.

almond rock - cock
Alphonse - ponce
apple and pip - sip ( piss)
Beattie and Babs - crabs
Beecham's pills - testicles
Berkeley/Berkshire/Charley Hunt - ****
big hit - shit
bottle and glass - ass
brace and bits - tits




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:)

, 11 2006 . 23:30 +



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, 09 2006 . 02:02 +
Nad_Gamgee (Languages) . , pun about George Bush Jr:


Hearing so many people speaking about his intelligence level, George Bush Jr. decided to get his brain checked. The physician diagnosis was.

"Mr President, you have two brains, the left and the right, like all normal people. The problem is - in your left brain there is nothing right, and in your right brain there is nothing left."

P.S. - HowMuchWatch ( ;) )


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..

, 05 2006 . 11:09 +
 (Languages) We'll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
But the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.

You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
Yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?

If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why shouldn't the plural of booth be called beeth?

Then one may be that, and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
And the plural of cat is cats, not cose.

We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say mother we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.



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... get up

, 05 2006 . 11:07 +
 (Languages) : I get up at 7 o'clock. , , . , - My Day "". get up - . , get up , get up 3 . I want to get up there again this summer, , - . , get up , . . ? . ? , - , get up!

get up:
An impromtu party was got up in his honour.
( fix up ).
, , , , get up:
Several people were got up as frontiersmen, children got up in spacemen outfits.
, :
I got up early last morning and got up my brother who was very reluctant to get up from his bed. A meeting with our aunt had been got up for 10 a.m. in London. We had only 1 hour to get up there. The meeting was a failure. Aunt found we got up in very indecent clothes and were not worth of being her heirs.



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pretty good

, 29 2006 . 14:25 +
paranoid (Languages) - ""
- tired

,

pretty gOOd === real good
prEtty good === so-so

- "stress". ie.

The movie was pretty gOOd -> I really liked it
The movie was prEtty good -> not exactly junk, but far from perfect.



(0)

, 27 2006 . 14:54 +
Tysia (Languages)

, "-" . ?



(4)

, 08 2006 . 19:49 +
Tysia (Languages)  (90x175, 5Kb)

Y :D

hebdomadal
Pronunciation: /heb-DA-ma-dal/
adj : meeting or appearing once a week: weekly
"Pop diva Madonna made it a weekly practice to jog New York's Central Park. Sure enough on most occasions, the paparazzi were there to record the hebdomadal event."

pusillanimous
Pronunciation: /pyoo-suh-LAN-i-mus/
adj : cowardly
"The pusillanimous behavior on the part of the passers-by who did nothing to help the young girl was reprehensible."

atrabilious
Pronunciation: /a-TRAB-i-lus/
adj : gloomy
"His name soon became synonymous for the atrabilious kind of guest who could ruin a party."


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What is a booger made of?

, 07 2006 . 01:45 +
Tysia (Languages)  (115x175, 4Kb)

Main Entry: boog·er
Pronunciation: /BOO - grr/
Function: noun
Etymology: alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard Date: 1866
1 : BOGEYMAN
2 : a piece of dried nasal mucus

Boogers are mucus (myoo-kuss). Mucus is the thin, slippery material that is found inside your nose. Many people call mucus snot. Your nose makes nearly a cupful of snot every day. Snot is produced by the mucous membranes in the nose, which it moistens and protects.

When you inhale air through your nose, it contains lots of tiny particles, like dust, dirt, germs, and pollen. If these particles made it all the way to the lungs, the lungs could get damaged and it would be difficult to breathe. Snot works by trapping the particles and keeping them in the nose.

After these particles get stuck inside the nose, the mucus surrounds them along with some of the tiny hairs inside the nose called cilia. The mucus dries around the particles. When the particles and dried-out mucus clump together, you're left with a booger!

Boogers can be squishy and slimy or tough and crumbly. In fact, boogers are a sign that your nose is working properly

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What do you call a young...Animal?

, 07 2006 . 01:33 +
Tysia (Languages)

Antelope: calf
Bear: cub
Beasts of prey: whelp
Beaver: kit
Birds: fledgling, nestling
Cat: kitten
Codfish: codling, sprat
Cow: calf
Deer: fawn, yearling
 
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E-mail Shorthand

, 07 2006 . 01:27 +
Tysia (Languages)
2U2 - To You, Too
AAMOF - As A Matter Of Fact
AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFAIC

- As Far As I'm Concerned

AFAICT - As Far As I Can Tell
AFK - Away From Keyboard
 
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, 07 2006 . 01:15 +
Tysia (Languages)

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, 07 2006 . 00:49 +



(1)

XXX

, 07 2006 . 23:11 +
Tysia (Languages)

pp xxx ooo?
A: ooo = hugs, xxx = kisses, OOO = big hugs, XXX = big kisses, oo = hugs
for everybody but you, OO! = big, excited hugs, CCC = hugs for people
you can't quite reach around, OOQ = hugging with tongue, xx@ = kisses
and earlobe nibbling, zzz = snoring, yyy = anything that occurs between
kissing and snoring, H = handshake, kkk = alternate form of "handshakes
for all", KKK = white robes for all, AAA = talk-show not-really kissing,
[X] = kissing in the closet, XYZZY = a kiss that moves you, MMM = same
as WWW, but from inversion boots, LLL = armwrestles for all, OOO~~~ = big
hugs and large caterpillars for all, ))) = smiles for all, TTT = trees
for all, jjj = gooses for all, JJJ = big gooses for all, OOOXXXYYYZZZ =
this is illegal before marriage in nine states, OOOXXXyZZZZZ = still
illegal, but generally not nearly as well received





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foo, bar, foobar

, 07 2006 . 23:10 +
Tysia (Languages)

foo, bar, foobar .. -  (metasyntactic variables). , , "" - . , , "", "" ... .  , :
foo, bar, baz, qux, quux, quuux, quuuux... - (MIT ).

foo, bar, zot -Helsinki University of Technology, Finland

blarg, wibble - New Zealand
toto, titi, tata, tutu - France
pippo, pluto, paperino - Italy
aap, noot, mies - The Netherlands
, , "foo" "bar" (, , "baz"). , "foobar" "foobaz".
. The Jargon File: www.jargon.org





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, 07 2006 . 23:07 +
Tysia (Languages)

Q: p
A: 7 : shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits





(6)

, 07 2006 . 23:06 +
Tysia (Languages) (4 ) - BA, Bachelor of Arts
- MA, Master of Arts
- Ph.D., Philosophy Doctor,
, ,
, .
M.D., Medicine Doctor
- ,
- Full Doctor.
, .
, , ... - Ph.D. (eng)
- - researcher
( ):
- Assistant Professor,
- Associate Professor (, "", "",
- (Full) Professor,
""
. ..., . Prof. Ivanov. ...
Dr. Petrov. Dr. Sidorov, Assoc. Prof.



(7)

, 07 2006 . 23:03 +
Tysia (Languages)

 ~ - tilde ()
@ - at sign ("p at" - ppp "at")
# - hash, number sign, pound sign
. - dot
$ - dollar sign
& - ampersand (-p - "p")
* - asterisk
/ - slash ( - "forward(ing) slash", "straight slash"
\ - backslash
^ - caret

' - tick, single quoute
` - backtick
" - double quote




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, 07 2006 . 22:56 +



(0)

FAQ List

, 07 2006 . 22:45 +
Tysia (Languages)
From: "Comoderator of RU.ENGLISH" <dinian3@btopenworld.com>
Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 21:38:09 +0300
    (FAQ List)
 RU.ENGLISH
[   22  2004 .]
p:
I.  : , p.
II.   p (, p, p,  ).
III.     (/CD;  , ).
IV. p  p p ; , p.
V. TOEFL, IELTS, GRE, p.
VI. p.
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Tongue Twisters

, 06 2006 . 11:31 +
Tysia (Languages)

"Sasha walked down the highway and sucked on a dry (ring-shaped) cracker" " ". ?  ,

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

( . . ... )

Hinter Hermann Hannes Haus hängen hundert Hemden raus.
Hundert Hemden hängen raus, hinter Hermann Hanne´s Haus

Cane decane, cane!
Non de cane, cane decane cane;
decano, cane decane cane.

Se l'arcivescovo di Costantinopoli si disarcivescovisconstantinopolizzasse tu ti disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzeresti come si è disarcivescoviscostantinopolizzato l' arcivescovo di Costantinopoli?

Tengo un tío cajonero
que hace cajas y calajas
y cajitas y cajones.
Y al tirar de los cordones
salen cajas y calajas
y cajitas y cajones.

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