1) if you want to have a brother -
ask your father f*ck your mother

2) if you think that f*ck is funny -
f*ck yourself and save some money

3) if you want to have some sex -
f*ck my dog, it's name is Rex

4) if your cock is f*cking small -
than just do not f*ck at all.
If it's your aim, choose point 3,
'Cause girls prefer to f*ck with me :)


(c) LastWarrior