Цитата сообщения credo_ergo_sum
Happy New Year, dudes and dudettes!
* May all your Total World Domination plans come true in 2010.
* May all the spam in your Inbox bounce back to the sender in triplicate.
* May all the commercials be limited to 5 seconds unless you have to go to the bathroom in which case may they last 15 minutes.
* May you never see the words "Your computer has been infected" displayed on the monitor.
* Unless it's someone else's monitor.
* And you don't have to fix it and they deserved it anyway.
* May there be a software glitch and the money in your bank account triples... and they won't find it.
* May there be money in your bank account, so that the math in the previous point works out.
* May your kids put you to shame with their brilliance.
* May their brilliance not express itself in the creative ways they can stuff a cat in the dishwasher.
* Finally, may Google Language tools translate this phrase correctly for those of you who don't understand it.