1. Confessions of an Area 51 Employee
DISCLAIMER: I am not, nor ever have been, an employee of the federal government. All claims made about myself and my experiences in this video, are entirely fictitious.
My life behind one of the most guarded fences in the world (or what little I can tell of it).
For those having difficulty understanding what I am saying, this is a transcript:
Hello there. First of all, I would like to offer you my real name. However, given the sensitive nature of what I am attempting to undertake here, I think you will understand that that is not at all possible. So, I will use an alias. Since I am stressed for time and lacking imagination, lets just go with the generic "Mr. X."
Now, you are probably wondering why I feel the need to do this. The fact is, I am a true patriot. I love my country, and I love serving it. I don't mean to sound self-righteous, but it's the truth. I would do anything for my country. Dying for it would be trivial. I would be tortured, I would--I think you understand.
But before I digress, without being too specific, I served for several years in one of the armed forces. Due to circumstances that will remain undisclosed, I became an employee of what is popularly known as "Area 51." Needless to say, I was overjoyed at the opportunity serve my country at this elite level. Even though my tasks were menial and mundane--to say the least--just, just to be there, at the centerpoint, the nucleus of American military might.
Anyway, I don't have time to bask in past my glory, because a dark time would come thereafter--and that's what I need to get off my chest.
But first off, I need to correct something that I said earlier. I said that I was an employee of Area 51. I am not an employee of Area 51 per se, in the fact that I work for the governmental entity that exists in side the base. What I am, is part of the special military force that guards the perimeter of the facility. What's often known in Area 51 lore as the "camo dudes." I'm one of them.
Now, before I get into the meat of what I have to say, I feel the need to dispell some popular... (I almost refered to Area 51 by it's confidential name! Can't do that!) But, anyway, I still feel the need to dispell some popular rumors about Area 51. And this is going to burst the bubbles of all the ufologists, but in my tenure as an Area 51 employee, I have not seen a single speck of evidence that suggests that extraterrestrials of any kind have ever visited this planet. In fact, I've seen the exact opposite. I've seen black ops within Area 51 perpetrating UFO hoaxes to divert attention from their genuine projects and opperations. And you will understand why, in my next segment--if I'm still alive! (I say that tongue-in-cheek...) But you will understand why they are so intent to divert attention away. These--are some disturbing stuff, and I'll save that for my next segment, because I believe I am just about out of time for now.
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