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Ïðîäîëæàÿ àíãëèéñêóþ âîëíó...

Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 17:49 + â öèòàòíèê
Èç öèêëà "Ñ Ëè.ðó ïî íîòêå"


Bill Gates decides to organize an enormous session of recruitment for
a new chairman for Microsoft Europe. The 5000 candidates are all assembled
in a large room. One of the candidates is Maurice Cohen, a little Parisian
Jew.
Bill Gates thanks all the candidates for coming and asks that all those who
do not know JAVA program language rise and leave.
2000 people rise and leave the room. Maurice Cohen says to himself -
"I do not know this language but what have I got to lose if I stay? I'll
give it a try".
Bill Gates asks all the candidates that those who have never had experience
of team management of more than 100 people rise and leave. 2000 people rise and leave the room. Maurice Cohen says to himself - "I have never managed anybody but myself but what have I got to lose if I stay?
What can happen to me"? So he stays.
Then Bill Gates asks all the candidates who do not have excellent management diplomas to rise and leave. 500 people rise and leave the room.
Maurice Cohen says to himself - "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose if I stay? So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asks all of the candidates who do not speak the
Serbo-Croat language to rise and leave. 498 people rise and leave the room.
Maurice Cohen says himself - "I do not speak Serbo-Croat but what the "Hell!
- Have I got anything to lose?" So he stays in the room. He finds himself
alone with one other candidate - everyone else has gone.
Bill Gates joins them and says: "Apparently you are the only two candidates
who speak Serbo-Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you both have a little
conversation in that language!
Calmly Maurice turns to the other candidate and says to him: "Baruch
ata Adonai "...
The other candidate answers: "Elohenu melech haolam.........."


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Ïðîãðàìì¸ðó íà çàìåòêó

pmos_nmos   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 20:46 (ññûëêà)
Î÷åíü ïîíðàâèëîñü! :-))
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Âîäÿíîé_1956   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 20:57 (ññûëêà)
pmos_nmos, áåðåøüñÿ ïåðåâåñòè íà âåëèêèé è ìîãó÷èé?
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
pmos_nmos   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 21:59 (ññûëêà)
Âîäÿíîé_1956,
Ïî÷åìó íåò? Ñåé÷àñ íàïèøó.
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
pmos_nmos   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 22:25 (ññûëêà)
Áèëë Ãåéòñ ðåøèë îðãàíèçîâàòü áîëüøîå çàñåäàíèå äëÿ âûáîðà íîâîãî ïðåäñåäàòåëÿ Åâðîïåéñêîãî Îòäåëåíèÿ
Microsoft'a.  áîëüøîì çàëå ñîáðàëîñü 5000 ïðåòåíäåíòîâ. Îäíèì èç íèõ áûë Ìîðèñ Êîåí, ìàëåíüêèé åâðåé èç Ïàðèæà. Áèëë Ãåéòñ ïîáëàãîäàðèë âñåõ êàíäèäàòîâ è ïîïðîñèë âñòàòü è âûéòè òåõ èç íèõ, êòî íå âëàäååò ÿçûêîì ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèÿ JAVA. 2000 ÷åëîâåê âñòàëè è âûøëè èç çàëà. Ìîðèñ Êîåí íå çíàë ýòîò ÿçûê, íî îí ñêàçàë ñåáå: "ß íå çíàþ ýòîò ÿçûê, íî ÷òî ÿ ïîòåðÿþ. åñëè îñòàíóñü? ß ïîïûòàþñü".
Ãåéòñ ïîïðîñèë âñòàòü è âûéòè òåõ, ó êîãî íå áûëî îïûòà ïî ðóêîâîäñòâó êîìàíäîé, íå ìåíåå 100 ÷åëåâåê. 2000 ÷åëîâåê âñòàëè è ïîêèíóëè çàë. Ìîðèñ Êîåí ñêàçàë ñàìîìó ñåáå: "ß íèêîãäà íèêåì íå ðóêîâîäèë, êðîìå ñàìîãî ñåáÿ,
íî ÷òî ÿ ïîòåðÿþ, åñëè îñòàíóñü?" Èòàê, îí îñòàëñÿ.Çàòåì Áèëë ïîïðîñèë âñòàòü è âûéòè òåõ, ó êîãî íå áûëî äèïëîìîâ ïî ðóêîâîäñòâó ñ îòëè÷èåì. 500 ÷åëîâåê âñòàëî è âûøëî. Ìîðèñ Êîåí ïîäóìàë: "ß îñòàâèë øêîëó â 15, íî ÷òî èç òîãî, åñëè ÿ îñòàíóñü?" È îí îñòàëñÿ.
 çàêëþ÷åíèå Áèëë Ãåéòñ ïîïðîñèë âñòàòü è âûéòè òåõ, êòî íå ãîâîðèò íà
ñåðáî-õîðâàòñêîì ÿçûêå. 498 ÷åëîâåê âñòàëî è âûøëî èç çàëà. Ìîðèñ Êîåí ñêàçàë ñåáå: "ß íå ãîâîðþ íà ýòîì ÿçûêå, íî, ÷åðò âîçüìè, ÷òî ÿ òåðÿþ?"
Èòàê, îí îñòàëñÿ. Îí îáíàðóæèë, ÷òî åùå îäèí êàíäèäàò îñòàëñÿ âìåñòå ñ íèì â çàëå. Áèëë Ãåéòñ ïîäâåë åãî ê íåìó è ñêàçàë: "Î÷åâèäíî, ÷òî âû - åäèíñòâåííûå ëþäè, ãîâîðÿùèå íà ñåðáî-õîðâàòñêîì. ß áóäó î÷åíü ðàä ïîñëóøàòü âàøó êîðîòêóþ áåñåäó íà ýòîì ÿçûêå.
Ñïîêîéíî ïîâåðíóâøèñü ê äðóãîìó êàíäèäàòó, Ìîðèñ ïðîèçíåñ: "Baruch
ata Adonai "...
Îòâåòîì ñîáåñåäíèêà áûëî: "Elohenu melech haolam.........."
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Âîäÿíîé_1956   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 23:12 (ññûëêà)
pmos_nmos, ñïàñèáî, áîëüøîå ñïàñèáî, îãðîìíîå ñïàñèáî.
Thanks, thanks a lot, thank you very much.
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
pmos_nmos   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Ñðåäà, 07 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 23:21 (ññûëêà)
Âîäÿíîé_1956,
Ýéí áåàä ìà. À òû-òî, òîæå âåäü àíãëèéñêèé çíàåøü, ÷åãî æ íå ïåðåâåë?
Èëè íà èâðèò ïåðåâåäåøü?
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Âîäÿíîé_1956   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè ×åòâåðã, 08 Ìàðòà 2007 ã. 09:56 (ññûëêà)
pmos_nmos, ëåíèâûé ÿ, âîò è íå ïåðåâåë.

À íà èâðèòå ÿ ýòîò àíåêäîò óæå ÷èòàë.
Îòâåòèòü Ñ öèòàòîé Â öèòàòíèê
Âîäÿíîé_1956   îáðàòèòüñÿ ïî èìåíè Âîñêðåñåíüå, 29 Àïðåëÿ 2007 ã. 15:15 (ññûëêà)
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