Alisa_1968, Анатолия, на оригинале было написано так:
We can repair anything. Please knock on the door - the bell doesn't work.

А еще там есть вот такие таблички (переводите сами):

Spotted on a bathroom in an office:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.


In a Laundromat:
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes
when the light goes out.


In a department store:
Bargain basement upstairs.


In an office:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand
upside down on the draining board.

Outside a secondhand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why
not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?


Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a
day care on the first floor.