Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke Today: One Good Deed. |
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A man finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates to heaven. In front of them, stands a guardian angel. As the man approaches, the angel greets him and warns him it is not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the fellow religious in life? No? The guardian angel told him that's bad.
Was he generous? Gave money to the poor? Charities? No? The guardian angel told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? The guardian angel was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, the angel says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometimes. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet, and went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said the angel, "That's actually very impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Hilarious: I've Come to Argue With You! |
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Jokes So Silly I Couldn't Stop Myself From Laughing. |
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Some jokes are masterpieces of storytelling and eloquence, bringing a big smile to our face. Others use classic humor and common knowledge of social stereotypes to make us burst into fits of laughter. And then you have the other type of jokes - so silly that you just can't help yourself. I always catch myself laughing at these. Here are some of the best jokes that really made me wonder why I was laughing so hard: |
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Men at Work: Hilarious Ways Men Solve Problems. |
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Most people know you often have to get creative to solve problems, and while these men have definitely gotten the creative part down, they’ve left the logic bit out. These men folk performing daring acts of work are pretty hilarious. They also go to show that there’s no accounting for stupidity. |
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: The Brave Pirate and His Shirt. |
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Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies.
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumphs and one of them asked the captain, ''Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, ''If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.'' All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the horizon. The first mate asked, "Shall I bring your red shirt?" "No. " Captain Bravo calmly replied, ''Get me my brown pants.'' |
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke Today: The Lion Tamers |
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you both better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He remarks, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out of the way."
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Welcome to Baba-Mail .Joke: The Difficult Puzzle. |
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster." He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh...... * * * * * * *
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