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Woman differs from a man that thinks not my steps, and his gait.
If a woman is equally good on all sides - hence this matryoshka.
When a person with a weak stomach, eating fatty foods - every time he hopes that will carry. And every time is not mistaken ...
Hard to bring light to people who are all up to the bulb.
Why only the church? It would be time and power to separate from the state.
We fool range greater than the diameter of his circle.
Horseshoe brings luck only to those in the saddle.
Longevity - the revenge of the pensioner robbed of his government.
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Versavia (Israel)-Sometimes you should listen to Grandma |
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לפעמים כדאי להקשיב לסבתא
בוקר אחד, עובדים חברת היי-טק יצרו רעש והמולה,
הזיזו במרץ שולחנות, כיסאות,
מחשבים ושינו מיקום של תמונות ועציצים.
במרכז כל הבלגן עומדת המנקה הזקנה ושואלת:
"חמודים שלי, מה הולך פה?! למה אתם מזיזים את הכל?"
מישהו ענה לה:
"סבתא אל תדאגי, פשוט המכירות שלנו ירדו,
לכן אנחנו משנים את הכול על פי תורת ה "פאנג-שוואי"
... אחר כך המכירות ירקיעו שחקים!"
ענתה המנקה:
"חמודים שלי, אתם יודעים
- בבניין הזה, עוד לפני קום מהמדינה, היה בית בושת.
וכאשר ה"מכירות" שלהם ירדו...
לא הזיזו את המיטות,
פשוט החליפו את הזונות".
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Hebrew to English translation
Sometimes you should listen to Grandma
One morning, working a hi - tech created a noise and tumult,
March moved tables, chairs, computers
and changed the placement of pictures and plants.
Center of the whole mess is the old cleaning woman asks:
"My sweet, what's going on?! Why do you move it all?"
Someone said to her: "Grandma Do not worry, just our sales dropped,
so we change the theory of everything according to the" feng - shui "...
Then principal sales rocketed!"
Cleaner replied:
"My sweet, you know - in this building, even before the founding of the country,
was a brothel.
And when the "service " got their ... Not move the beds,
Just replaced the prostitutes. "
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ישראל 2010 - שיחה בין דורות
נכד: היי סבא
סב: שלום
נכד: כיף?
סב: מה?
נכד: מה שלומך?
סב: אה, תודה, ואתה?
נכד: אחלה.
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Tsafy B .(Israel)Kill only when you are hungry - a basic natural law |
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Rachel Golan (Israel)Women in much better financial management than men !.... |
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Yuraliza Marhevka(Israel)Case in taxi. |
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What is a Jew? This question is not as strange as it may seem at first glance. Let’s examine this free creature that was insulated and oppressed, trampled on and pursued, burned and drowned by all the rulers and the nations, but is nevertheless living and thriving in spite of the whole world.
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Ukrainian: as a filling for a cake take two pork ()chops and greasy cracklings.
Russian: cook anything, just to get zakus. Pour mayonnaise ..
Georgia: cook something, pour cilantro, pour kinzmarauli, add suluguni.
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LizaUra Marhevka (Israel)Benito Mussolini: "Stalin - the hidden fascist."( ) |
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Cancelled share Stalin"All the Jews of the Soviet Union.
Dear brothers and sisters, the Jews and Jewish! We, workers of science and technology, literary and art - the Jews by nationality - in this difficult period of our lives appeal to you.
All of you know that recently the public security organs have exposed a group of doctors pests, spies and traitors who have been in the service of American and British intelligence, international Zionism, represented by the subversive organization "Joint". They killed the prominent figures of the Party and State - AA Zhdanov and AS Shcherbakov, shortened the lives of many other responsible officials of our country, including major military figures. The sinister shadow of murderers in white coats lay on the entire Jewish population of the USSR. Every Soviet citizen can not experience feelings of anger and indignation. Among the significant part of the Soviet population monstrous crimes of doctors-killers and spies aroused particular resentment. After all, the Russian people rescued Jews from total destruction the Nazis during World War II. Under these conditions, only the dedicated work there, where to direct us to the party and government, the great leader of the Soviet people, Stalin, will wash away this shameful and grievous stain lying today in the Jewish population of the USSR.
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ליד הבית שלי פתחו סופרמרקט חדיש ומודרני
יש בו מערכת ממטרות אוטומטית המתיזה מים
ושומרת על טריותם של הירקות והפירות.
רגע לפני שניגשים לאזור זה בסופרמרקט,
נשמעים באוויר קולות רחוקים של רעמים,
ומתפשט ריח של גשם ראשון.
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Alina Semukha (USA)-Yes, but just oral sex.( ) |
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Kid:
- Grandpa, do you still have sex with Grandma?
Grandpa:
-Yes, but just oral sex.
Kid:
- What's oral sex?
Grandpa:
- I say "fuck you",She says "fuck you too"!!
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Cultural information How and what do the Russians eat?
Russians used to eat 3 times a day: in the morning before leaving for a work they have breakfast. Lunch time - at 13-14. After work they have their supper at home. Usually they do not eat a lot for breakfast: a sandwich, eggs or firied eggs, cottage cheese or yougourt. Russians drink tea or coffee in the morning. Russian dinner takes place within the period from 1 to 3 pm. Today more and more people have dinner in the cafes and restaurants, there was no such tradition in the past. Sometimes there’s a special canteen in the office for the employees. People have soup, main dish and tea or juice for dinner. |
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• handbook minor Alexander I was "Grandma's Alphabet." 211 utterances, basic information and instructive anecdotes, the author of which was ... Catherine II.
• Baghdad University conferred the eldest son of Saddam Hussein Udayu, lacking even secondary education, a Ph.D. in political science. His dissertation was entitled "The decline of American power by 2016."
• President George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
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Introducing an essential part of Russian cuisine: «»! «» is actually the ‘nickname’ («- » - don’t you just love the Russian language for applying diminutive even to such things as grains?) whereas the real name for buckwheat is «». In the stores you can also find it in boxes marked « » [buckwheat] as pictured above.
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