The priest offers the nun a ride. Sitting in the car, she throws her leg behind her leg, so that the hip is exposed. The priest can hardly avoid an accident.
Aligning the car, he furtively puts his hand on her leg. The nun says, "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?" The priest takes his hand away. But, changing the transmission, he again puts his hand on her leg.The nun repeats: "Father, do you remember Psalm 129?". The priest apologizes: "Forgive me, sister, but the flesh is weak." Having reached the monastery, the nun sighs and leaves. Arriving at the church, the priest finds Psalm 129. It says: "Go further and look, you will find happiness above."
The moral of the story: if you do not know your work well, many opportunities for development will pass right in front of you.
A sales representative, a secretary and a manager go to lunch and find an antique lamp. They rub it, and from it appears Jean.
He says: "I will fulfill one desire of each of you." "I'm the first, I'm the first!" - says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas now, on a boat, and not think about anything." Psh! It disappears. "Now I, now I am," says the sales representative. "I want to be in Hawaii, rest on the beach, with a massage, an endless supply of kolada and the love of my life." Psh! He disappears. "Now it's your turn," says Jin to the manager. "I want those two to come back to the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first.
Eagle was sitting on a tree, resting and doing nothing. A small rabbit saw an eagle and asked: "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" "Of course, why not," he replied. Rabbit sat down under a tree and began to rest. Suddenly a fox appeared, grabbed a rabbit and ate it.
The moral of the story: to sit and do nothing, you must sit very, very high.
The turkey spoke with the bull. "I dream of climbing to the top of a tree," she sighed, "but I have so little strength." "Why do not you poklevat my litter? "Answered the bull," there are many nutrients in it. " The turkey scribbled a pile of litter, and it really gave her enough strength to climb onto the lower branch of the tree. The next day, eating more, she reached the second branch. Finally, on the fourth day, the turkey was sitting proudly on the top of the tree. There she was noticed by the farmer and shot down with a gun.
Moral of the story: manipulation with shit can help you climb to the top, but will not hold you there.
A small bird flew south to winter. It was so cold that she froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While she was lying there, the cow passed by and pawed at her. Lying in a cow cake, the bird suddenly realized how warm it was. Cow shit brought her back to life! The bird suddenly felt so good that she sang to express her joy. Running past the cat heard the singing and decided to figure out what was the matter.Following the source of the sound, the cat found a bird, unearthed it and ate it.
The moral of the story:
1) not everyone who has pounced on you is your enemy.
2) not everyone who gets you out of shit, your friend.
3) when you feel good and warm, it is better to keep your mouth shut.
