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Welcome to Baba-Mail .God's Conversation With a Blonde Nun.

Суббота, 27 Мая 2017 г. 13:48 + в цитатник
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God's Conversation With a Blonde Nun

 

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.

 

"My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love for your fellow creatures and your actions and prayers are always for the benefit of others. I have come to you, not only to thank and commend you, but to grant you anything you wish," said God.

"Dear Heavenly Father, I am perfectly happy. I am a bride of Christ. I am doing what I love. I lack for nothing material since the Church supports me. I am content in all ways," said the nun.

 

 

"There must be something you would have of me," said God.

"Well, there is one thing," she said. "Just name it," said God. "It's those blonde jokes. They are so demeaning to blondes everywhere, not just to me. I would like for blonde jokes to stop."

"Consider it done," said God. "Blonde jokes shall be stricken from the minds of humans everywhere. But surely there is something that I could do just for you."

 

 

"There is one thing. But it's really small, and not worth your time," said the nun.

"Name it. Please," said God.

"It's the M&M's," said the nun. "They're so hard to peel."

 

Images (including cover) by Deposit Photos.

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

 

This article is about the candy. For other uses, see M&M (disambiguation).
M&M's
Milk Chocolate M&M's
Owner Mars, Incorporated
Country United States
Introduced February 28, 1941; 76 years ago
Related brands MinstrelsRevelsTreets
Markets Worldwide (over 100 countries)[1]
Website www.mms.com

M&M's are "colorful button-shaped chocolates", each of which has the letter "m" printed in lower case on one side, surrounds a filling which varies depending upon the variety of M&M's. The original candy had a milk chocolate filling which, upon introducing other variations, was branded as the "plain" variety. "Peanut" M&M's, which feature a peanut coated in milk chocolate, and finally a candy shell, were the first variation to be introduced, and they remain a regular variety. Numerous other variations have been introduced, some of which are regular widespread varieties (such as "peanut butter", "almond", "pretzel", "crispy", and "dark chocolate") while others are limited in duration or geographic availability.

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