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Russian to English translation
Or accept me as who I am or take pills to take me as I am.
- Why do you have shoes in lipstick?
- According to the women walked
- Lord, I ask not for myself - for my mother. Send her a good son-in-
What is the difference between the schizophrenic and neurotic?
The schizophrenic does not know how much two plus two, and calm. Neurasthenic sure that twice two is four, but nervous
- The patient, why are you yelling so I have not even touched your aching tooth!
- Doctor, you are egg pinned me with his elbow!
According to the results of a poll this year in the resorts of Crimea number of tourists exceeded the number of female travelers male so that many women have returned home not rested...
That he left me alone with two children...
That is why such garbage? Walk in the park, we should shoot a cigarette - no one man! And just like mold - once such a motion gone...
- Doctor, I wanted to ask you, I'm good healing after surgery?
- You all are great!
- And when will I be able to resume normal sex life?
- How many days ago your tonsils removed?
- Today, the resort called my wife. Said that she lost three kilos.
- Well, that's great!
- I would not say "... When her weight lose three pounds - it's all equal to that to get a discount for five rubles for buying a Mercedes.
- Hello! This is phone sex?
- Oh, yes-but, my shalunchik! I slowly took off her blouse, unbuttoning her skirt and...
- That the police are concerned.
- All-everything! Already dressed and gone!
My husband says to his wife: - " Honey, I got sick... "
Wife: - " Drink the poison, a creature... "
Male: - "!!??? "
Wife: - " Oh, dear, agree... Drink herbal teas!
- Honey, can I change the hair, the hair combed back?
- Are you mad? Where the hair is, and where back!
A man calling for an ambulance: - My wife fights! What should I do?
- Tell me, is her first child?
- No, you idiot! This is her husband!
- Son, tell me honestly, do you smoke weed?
- Dad, I have a daughter.
Grandma reads to her grandson a bedtime story: - Flies, then The Dragon in the sky and yells frantically.
- My grandmother, and how it - "furiously"?
- Hey-hey, your mother...
Doctor presents discharged from the hospital bill.
Recovered indignant: - Why is so much else?
- And you can not even imagine what it cost me to overcome the temptation to bring your most interesting case before opening Doctor, I have ringing in the ear.
- And you do not answer - This pedestrian - suicide bomber - said her husband sitting behind the wheel of a spouse.
- He's already running half an hour in front of our car. What should I do?
- Leave the pavement on the road.
- Doctor, how much tooth pulled?
- $ 20. - $ 20 for three minutes?
- Well, well, I will pull for longer! = ListenRead phonetically Dictionary - View detailed dictionary
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