Мальчик, воспитанный блогерами, довел учительницу до истерики комментариями в дневнике.
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Поехали однажды два топ-блогера и два обычных блогера на электричке на дачу. Обычные блогеры купили два билета, а топы – один. Заходит контролёр: топы вдвоём в туалет убегают и закрываются. Тем временем контролёр надрывает у обычных блогеров их билеты и стучится в туалет. Топ-блогеры через щель просовывают билет, контролёр его надрывает и суёт обратно. «Вот круто!» – подумали обычные блоггеры. На обратном пути они уже купили один билет, а топы – ни одного. Заходит контролёр: обычные блогеры вдвоём убегают в туалет и закрываются. Топы-блогеры стучатся в туалет, им просовывают в щель билет, думая, что это контролёр. Топы хватают билет и убегают в другой туалет… Мораль: чтобы стать топ-блогером, не достаточно копировать их действия.
Comments under Facebook developer’s Reddit postThe blog’s purpose is not to offend some companies (Instagram, Facebook, Uber, Google Drive..) that create boring release notes. Obviously, they have their own reasons to keep things generic and simple. Instead, we want to inspire you to take a creative approach and change your boring What’s new section and make it interesting and entertaining. The threat of computers purposefully starting World War III is still the stuff of science fiction, but accidental software glitches have brought us worryingly close in the past. Although there are numerous alleged events of this ilk, the secrecy around military systems makes it hard to sort the urban myths from the real incidents. When it finally shipped in November 2000, Navigator 6.0 (the company skipped 5.0 in the interim) was a bloated, buggy mess that didn't even run on the midrange PCs of the time. That disastrous release marked the start of Netscape's decline into the dustbin of browser history. Jazz was a productivity suite folded into a word processor, spreadsheet, and database program for Macintosh systems. Released in 1985, it retailed for a staggering $595 and came on four floppy disks that had to be switched and swapped while you ran the program—and it was a tremendous bomb in the marketplace. To be fair, Lotus was one of the elite productivity products of the 1980s.
Below, you’ll find a list of the top and most funny coding jokes available online to help lighten up your workday and encourage people not to take computer programming so seriously. Have fun reading them and be sure to share this software developer humor with anyone else who could use a good laugh. Ola, India’s largest taxi aggregator faced major security flaws within their system. The software bugs detected helped basic programmers to enjoy unlimited free rides – at the expense of Ola and at the expense of users. The issue went public when customers brought up the weaknesses in the system. This question serves in the spirit of communication among programmers through sharing of terminology with each other, to benefit us by its propagation within our own teams and environments. He came to the company and started studying the application. Within an hour, he provided the exact steps to reproduce the problem and left. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. One and the same variable is used for the outer loop and the inner loop.
Since the space character is not drawn, this resulted in a 0 byte long glyf table. Based on my reading of the TrueType font spec at the time, this isn't really proper. I immediately shut down my computer because my RAM was going bad. Recent news that the US Department of Justice is considering criminal charges against the company has not helped reassure customers. You can use this widget-maker to generate a bit of HTML that can be embedded in your website to easily allow customers to purchase this game on Steam. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat win 11 simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Without the smoothing function, even minor variations of speed would trigger the corrective boosters to kick in. The automobile driving equivalent would be to yank the steering wheel in the opposite direction of every obstacle in the driver's field of vision. “Sorry, I’m building an open source project with that name,” Koçulu wrote back. Eventually, she chooses to go out with the programmer. A doctor and a programmer both like the same woman. A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant.
Begin slowly, one module at a time, and analyze the logs until the malfunction occurs again. If the logs don't tell you where or what, then proceed to add more logging statements to more modules. If it's a crashing bug then try running the program in the IDE with the debugger active and see what line of code it stops on. This isn't necessarily the line that contains the bug , but it will tell you more about the nature of it. If there is an error message then you're in luck. It might be descriptive enough to tell you exactly what went wrong, or else give you a search query to find the solution on the web somewhere. The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer. Every business and organization can take advantage of vast volumes and variety of data to make well informed strategic decisions — that’s where metrics come in. This e-book introduces metrics in enterprise IT. Organizations of all shapes and sizes can use any number of metrics. In this e-book, we’ll look at four areas where metrics are vital to enterprise IT. He viewed the detection and repair of a ' 'bug' ' or a protection violation to be a central aspect of this process.
Yes but this sort of thing caused people a lot of trouble. If you've ever had anyone try to inflict CMM on your software shop you can pretty much blame NASA. NASA must have a tool that requires each line-change be committed separately with a comment supplied. Finally, the most used excuse – It works on my machine!! – Yeah, we’ll ship your machine along with the product so that there is no error thrown. I’ve not touched the code in weeks – Yeah, it could be some junior dev trying to figure out what exactly this piece of code does. That is an issue with the 3rd party library that we are using – Lemme raise an issue in GitHub. Hopefully they will fix this issue within this year until then we’ll push this bug to the backlog.
Unless, of course, they happened to have an unlimited amount of Spirit to spend on every attack. Melody had a glitch up until the release of the final version in which only the expensive perfume would get the player onto Amy’s romantic path rather than a set of three choices. Gears of War's final boss General RAAM is extremely difficult for two reasons, his handheld minigun and his shield of kryll bats. Getting him into this glitch spot is tricky and the other sources of damage can still get you on insane level, but this trick is enough to bring down an impossible fight to an almost manageable one. It is particularly easy to cheese the 3rd boss this way as destroying its front section always spawn a weapon power up. Akin to this, "Malice Cannon" in Imperishable Night. More bugs lead to more documentation and more re-testing. But if there are 0 bugs, my anxiety kicks in and I start thinking that I've missed something. Adding last-minute features, whether in response to competitive pressure, as a developer's pet feature, or on the whim of management, causes more bugs in software than almost anything else. This is a very large, and widely-spread type of error. These errors also vary greatly depending on the importance level. To non-dangerous errors we may refer incorrect conditions in ASSERT, which actually do not check anything. To dangerous errors, incorrect checks of buffer size or index size are referred. The programmer must have deliberately written value 110 into the 'radius' variable for the sake of experiment, and then forgot to remove this line. As a result, we have a meaningless, and maybe even invalid, code.
When players used the laugh emote on Robot Amumu then it could be heard globally by everyone. This bug was also extremely freaky because the laugh didn't sound quite right. 260 people is a large group, and there has been research suggesting that social structure is a more effective predictor of software defects than "technical" metrics. Have there been any studies showing whether code review reduces bugs? Because I can certainly think of a case or two where I have reviewed code and not noticed a bug -- even a non-subtle bug. That said, i agree the optimal level is probably far short of perfection. It took me a while to figure out that the new version of the dependency WAS being used, but was also broken. I just had a weird bug in a programming competition. When you constructed a Date object of 29th of April with such a year that it was a Tuesday, you get the 30th of April when you read back the value. Took a while to figure out why date calculations were sometimes off. The flux of expletives was impressive when we finally did...
A quick restart should solve the problem, at least for now. Glitch-artists will often artificially corrupt digital data or physically manipulating electronic devices to realize their works. Computer glitches can be very frustrating at times, but what exactly causes them? It turns out it could be for a variety of reasons. This letter, at auction next week at Swann Galleries, is one of the earliest examples of this use of “bug”, to describe a problem with technology. If you examine the second function, you will see that the programmer intended to use number 713, not 0713. Number 0713 is declared in the octal numeral system. You can easily forget about it if you seldom use octal constants. If 'buf' equals NULL, an exception will be thrown instead of returning the error code.
Did you feel your soul leave your body in fright? (Have you seen Perl?) Oh, you’ve experienced worse? To end one of the best programming adages I've received... I get 4 co-workers to look at it individually, and they all agree the if statement is backwards, and it should be crashing in a very specific way, and nobody understands how this worked for 6 years. If you think we've missed one then let us know on our twitter or comment down below. Developments that have occurred since 1996 seem to highlight this. However, I talked about this with Eric Raymond over the weekend, and he pointed out a problem which windows was not implied in the article and which I hadn't thought of-- what he calls corner cases. If I remember correctly, these are unexpected interactions between parts of the programs and/or what might happen when a program gets unexpected input. Stack Overflow Careers has the best job listings from great companies, whether you're looking for opportunities at a startup or Fortune 500. You can search our job listings or create a profile and let employers find you. Baklava is a delicious pastry made with many paper-thin layers of phyllo dough. While thin layers are fine for a pastry, thin software layers don’t add much value, especially when you have many such layers piled on each other. Each layer has to be pushed onto your mental stack as you dive into the code. Furthermore, the layers of phyllo dough are permeable, allowing the honey to soak through.
"Proof of reserves" reports have been offered by various cryptocurrency exchanges in lieu of proper audits, but have reasonably failed to reassure many customers of those exchanges. These reports do not involve the scrutiny that would be applied by a full audit — they only reflect a snapshot of assets at a point in time, and do not show a firm's liabilities. A more widely accepted account is that the punctuation mark was a superscript bar over a radius symbol, handwritten in a notebook. In rocket science, the overbar signifies a smoothing function, so the formula should have calculated the smoothed value of the time derivative of a radius. After that, bugs which turn out to be due to a freak series or concurrence of events. These are at least reproducable, but obviously they can take a long time - and a lot of experimentation - to make happen. People don't go to work intent on making mistakes, and any strategy set in place, to specifically attach blame for what may or may not have been human error is ridiculous - not to mention extremely unprofessional. At some point a manager should know who is doing their job and who isn't, as well as, who does it better because the rest of the team does. Maybe you should look at it as "Who is in the best position to fix the bug?" A part of me also feels, you broke it, you fix it. This is a common problem for approaches like what the question presented, among other similar ideas .
He has been researching, covering, helping victims with the latest malware infections plus testing and reviewing software and the newest tech developments. Having graduated Marketing as well, Ventsislav also has passion for learning new shifts and innovations in cybersecurity that become game changers. Software bugs and viruses are imminent for developers across the globe. I read it many years ago and I thought it was one of the funniest jokes ever. These humors and jokes are so interesting that I would like to share with you in this post. Hope you enjoy them and make you do better testing. For over 2 years Nissan recalled over a million cars, thanks to a software glitch in the airbag sensory detectors. Practically, the affected cars were unable to assess whether an adult was seated in the car’s passenger seat and consequently would not inflate the airbags in case of a crisis.
The r23 update instead cuts off songs at 2 minutes and 15 seconds regardless of metadata. The "custom X setlist" challenges allow you to choose which songs you want to play, but only if they meet the condition X. But someone forgot to disable the filters option, so you can just turn off the filters and select songs that don't match the challenge description, and play a "Custom Metal Setlist" consisting of Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga. Some animals, like gorillas, can both ride things and be ridden on, allowing you to easily create things like gorilla totem poles that slow the game down to a crawl. Living things can also be put into containers this way, thereby allowing Maxwell to avoid enemies entirely and/or keep vital NPCs out of harm's way by attaching rope to them and stuffing them into refridgerators. If you are the parent or guardian of a child user, please advise your child of the risks of posting personal information on this iD Sites & Services or any other site. A function is basically a chunk of code which you can use multiple times. In C++, all programs must have a function named “main” which is the very first function which will be called when the program starts. “Returning” a value means this function will tell whatever function called it that value when it is done running. “The Y2K crisis didn’t happen precisely because people started preparing for it over a decade in advance. And the general public who was busy stocking up on supplies and stuff just didn’t have a sense that the programmers were on the job,” says Paul Saffo, a futurist and adjunct professor at Stanford University. This is a very large, and widely-spread type of error. These errors also vary greatly depending on the importance level. To non-dangerous errors we may refer incorrect conditions in ASSERT, which actually do not check anything. To dangerous errors, incorrect checks of buffer size or index size are referred. The programmer must have deliberately written value 110 into the 'radius' variable for the sake of experiment, and then forgot to remove this line. As a result, we have a meaningless, and maybe even invalid, code.
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