Анекдоты про блогеров

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Мальчик, воспитанный блогерами, довел учительницу до истерики комментариями в дневнике.



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Поехали однажды два топ-блогера и два обычных блогера на электричке на дачу. Обычные блогеры купили два билета, а топы – один. Заходит контролёр: топы вдвоём в туалет убегают и закрываются. Тем временем контролёр надрывает у обычных блогеров их билеты и стучится в туалет. Топ-блогеры через щель просовывают билет, контролёр его надрывает и суёт обратно. «Вот круто!» – подумали обычные блоггеры. На обратном пути они уже купили один билет, а топы – ни одного. Заходит контролёр: обычные блогеры вдвоём убегают в туалет и закрываются. Топы-блогеры стучатся в туалет, им просовывают в щель билет, думая, что это контролёр. Топы хватают билет и убегают в другой туалет… Мораль: чтобы стать топ-блогером, не достаточно копировать их действия.

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Comments under Facebook developer’s Reddit postThe blog’s purpose is not to offend some companies (Instagram, Facebook, Uber, Google Drive..) that create boring release notes. Obviously, they have their own reasons to keep things generic and simple. Instead, we want to inspire you to take a creative approach and change your boring What’s new section and make it interesting and entertaining. The threat of computers purposefully starting World War III is still the stuff of science fiction, but accidental software glitches have brought us worryingly close in the past. Although there are numerous alleged events of this ilk, the secrecy around military systems makes it hard to sort the urban myths from the real incidents.
When it finally shipped in November 2000, Navigator 6.0 (the company skipped 5.0 in the interim) was a bloated, buggy mess that didn't even run on the midrange PCs of the time. That disastrous release marked the start of Netscape's decline into the dustbin of browser history. Jazz was a productivity suite folded into a word processor, spreadsheet, and database program for Macintosh systems. Released in 1985, it retailed for a staggering $595 and came on four floppy disks that had to be switched and swapped while you ran the program—and it was a tremendous bomb in the marketplace. To be fair, Lotus was one of the elite productivity products of the 1980s.





Below, you’ll find a list of the top and most funny coding jokes available online to help lighten up your workday and encourage people not to take computer programming so seriously. Have fun reading them and be sure to share this software developer humor with anyone else who could use a good laugh. Ola, India’s largest taxi aggregator faced major security flaws within their system. The software bugs detected helped basic programmers to enjoy unlimited free rides – at the expense of Ola and at the expense of users. The issue went public when customers brought up the weaknesses in the system.
This question serves in the spirit of communication among programmers through sharing of terminology with each other, to benefit us by its propagation within our own teams and environments. He came to the company and started studying the application. Within an hour, he provided the exact steps to reproduce the problem and left. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. One and the same variable is used for the outer loop and the inner loop.

Since the space character is not drawn, this resulted in a 0 byte long glyf table. Based on my reading of the TrueType font spec at the time, this isn't really proper. I immediately shut down my computer because my RAM was going bad.
Recent news that the US Department of Justice is considering criminal charges against the company has not helped reassure customers. You can use this widget-maker to generate a bit of HTML that can be embedded in your website to easily allow customers to purchase this game on Steam. Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat win 11 simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! Without the smoothing function, even minor variations of speed would trigger the corrective boosters to kick in. The automobile driving equivalent would be to yank the steering wheel in the opposite direction of every obstacle in the driver's field of vision.
“Sorry, I’m building an open source project with that name,” Koçulu wrote back. Eventually, she chooses to go out with the programmer. A doctor and a programmer both like the same woman. A programmer and his colleagues attempt to enter a restaurant.

Begin slowly, one module at a time, and analyze the logs until the malfunction occurs again. If the logs don't tell you where or what, then proceed to add more logging statements to more modules. If it's a crashing bug then try running the program in the IDE with the debugger active and see what line of code it stops on. This isn't necessarily the line that contains the bug , but it will tell you more about the nature of it. If there is an error message then you're in luck. It might be descriptive enough to tell you exactly what went wrong, or else give you a search query to find the solution on the web somewhere.
The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer. Every business and organization can take advantage of vast volumes and variety of data to make well informed strategic decisions — that’s where metrics come in. This e-book introduces metrics in enterprise IT. Organizations of all shapes and sizes can use any number of metrics. In this e-book, we’ll look at four areas where metrics are vital to enterprise IT. He viewed the detection and repair of a ' 'bug' ' or a protection violation to be a central aspect of this process.

Yes but this sort of thing caused people a lot of trouble. If you've ever had anyone try to inflict CMM on your software shop you can pretty much blame NASA. NASA must have a tool that requires each line-change be committed separately with a comment supplied.
Finally, the most used excuse – It works on my machine!! – Yeah, we’ll ship your machine along with the product so that there is no error thrown. I’ve not touched the code in weeks – Yeah, it could be some junior dev trying to figure out what exactly this piece of code does. That is an issue with the 3rd party library that we are using – Lemme raise an issue in GitHub. Hopefully they will fix this issue within this year until then we’ll push this bug to the backlog.

Unless, of course, they happened to have an unlimited amount of Spirit to spend on every attack. Melody had a glitch up until the release of the final version in which only the expensive perfume would get the player onto Amy’s romantic path rather than a set of three choices. Gears of War's final boss General RAAM is extremely difficult for two reasons, his handheld minigun and his shield of kryll bats. Getting him into this glitch spot is tricky and the other sources of damage can still get you on insane level, but this trick is enough to bring down an impossible fight to an almost manageable one. It is particularly easy to cheese the 3rd boss this way as destroying its front section always spawn a weapon power up. Akin to this, "Malice Cannon" in Imperishable Night.
More bugs lead to more documentation and more re-testing. But if there are 0 bugs, my anxiety kicks in and I start thinking that I've missed something. Adding last-minute features, whether in response to competitive pressure, as a developer's pet feature, or on the whim of management, causes more bugs in software than almost anything else.
This is a very large, and widely-spread type of error. These errors also vary greatly depending on the importance level. To non-dangerous errors we may refer incorrect conditions in ASSERT, which actually do not check anything. To dangerous errors, incorrect checks of buffer size or index size are referred. The programmer must have deliberately written value 110 into the 'radius' variable for the sake of experiment, and then forgot to remove this line. As a result, we have a meaningless, and maybe even invalid, code.

When players used the laugh emote on Robot Amumu then it could be heard globally by everyone. This bug was also extremely freaky because the laugh didn't sound quite right. 260 people is a large group, and there has been research suggesting that social structure is a more effective predictor of software defects than "technical" metrics. Have there been any studies showing whether code review reduces bugs? Because I can certainly think of a case or two where I have reviewed code and not noticed a bug -- even a non-subtle bug. That said, i agree the optimal level is probably far short of perfection.
It took me a while to figure out that the new version of the dependency WAS being used, but was also broken. I just had a weird bug in a programming competition. When you constructed a Date object of 29th of April with such a year that it was a Tuesday, you get the 30th of April when you read back the value. Took a while to figure out why date calculations were sometimes off. The flux of expletives was impressive when we finally did...





A quick restart should solve the problem, at least for now. Glitch-artists will often artificially corrupt digital data or physically manipulating electronic devices to realize their works. Computer glitches can be very frustrating at times, but what exactly causes them? It turns out it could be for a variety of reasons.
This letter, at auction next week at Swann Galleries, is one of the earliest examples of this use of “bug”, to describe a problem with technology. If you examine the second function, you will see that the programmer intended to use number 713, not 0713. Number 0713 is declared in the octal numeral system. You can easily forget about it if you seldom use octal constants. If 'buf' equals NULL, an exception will be thrown instead of returning the error code.

Did you feel your soul leave your body in fright? (Have you seen Perl?) Oh, you’ve experienced worse? To end one of the best programming adages I've received... I get 4 co-workers to look at it individually, and they all agree the if statement is backwards, and it should be crashing in a very specific way, and nobody understands how this worked for 6 years.
If you think we've missed one then let us know on our twitter or comment down below. Developments that have occurred since 1996 seem to highlight this. However, I talked about this with Eric Raymond over the weekend, and he pointed out a problem which windows was not implied in the article and which I hadn't thought of-- what he calls corner cases. If I remember correctly, these are unexpected interactions between parts of the programs and/or what might happen when a program gets unexpected input.
Stack Overflow Careers has the best job listings from great companies, whether you're looking for opportunities at a startup or Fortune 500. You can search our job listings or create a profile and let employers find you. Baklava is a delicious pastry made with many paper-thin layers of phyllo dough. While thin layers are fine for a pastry, thin software layers don’t add much value, especially when you have many such layers piled on each other. Each layer has to be pushed onto your mental stack as you dive into the code. Furthermore, the layers of phyllo dough are permeable, allowing the honey to soak through.

"Proof of reserves" reports have been offered by various cryptocurrency exchanges in lieu of proper audits, but have reasonably failed to reassure many customers of those exchanges. These reports do not involve the scrutiny that would be applied by a full audit — they only reflect a snapshot of assets at a point in time, and do not show a firm's liabilities. A more widely accepted account is that the punctuation mark was a superscript bar over a radius symbol, handwritten in a notebook. In rocket science, the overbar signifies a smoothing function, so the formula should have calculated the smoothed value of the time derivative of a radius. After that, bugs which turn out to be due to a freak series or concurrence of events. These are at least reproducable, but obviously they can take a long time - and a lot of experimentation - to make happen.
People don't go to work intent on making mistakes, and any strategy set in place, to specifically attach blame for what may or may not have been human error is ridiculous - not to mention extremely unprofessional. At some point a manager should know who is doing their job and who isn't, as well as, who does it better because the rest of the team does. Maybe you should look at it as "Who is in the best position to fix the bug?" A part of me also feels, you broke it, you fix it. This is a common problem for approaches like what the question presented, among other similar ideas .

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I read it many years ago and I thought it was one of the funniest jokes ever. These humors and jokes are so interesting that I would like to share with you in this post. Hope you enjoy them and make you do better testing. For over 2 years Nissan recalled over a million cars, thanks to a software glitch in the airbag sensory detectors. Practically, the affected cars were unable to assess whether an adult was seated in the car’s passenger seat and consequently would not inflate the airbags in case of a crisis.

The r23 update instead cuts off songs at 2 minutes and 15 seconds regardless of metadata. The "custom X setlist" challenges allow you to choose which songs you want to play, but only if they meet the condition X. But someone forgot to disable the filters option, so you can just turn off the filters and select songs that don't match the challenge description, and play a "Custom Metal Setlist" consisting of Miley Cyrus and Lady Gaga. Some animals, like gorillas, can both ride things and be ridden on, allowing you to easily create things like gorilla totem poles that slow the game down to a crawl. Living things can also be put into containers this way, thereby allowing Maxwell to avoid enemies entirely and/or keep vital NPCs out of harm's way by attaching rope to them and stuffing them into refridgerators.
If you are the parent or guardian of a child user, please advise your child of the risks of posting personal information on this iD Sites & Services or any other site. A function is basically a chunk of code which you can use multiple times. In C++, all programs must have a function named “main” which is the very first function which will be called when the program starts. “Returning” a value means this function will tell whatever function called it that value when it is done running. “The Y2K crisis didn’t happen precisely because people started preparing for it over a decade in advance. And the general public who was busy stocking up on supplies and stuff just didn’t have a sense that the programmers were on the job,” says Paul Saffo, a futurist and adjunct professor at Stanford University.
This is a very large, and widely-spread type of error. These errors also vary greatly depending on the importance level. To non-dangerous errors we may refer incorrect conditions in ASSERT, which actually do not check anything. To dangerous errors, incorrect checks of buffer size or index size are referred. The programmer must have deliberately written value 110 into the 'radius' variable for the sake of experiment, and then forgot to remove this line. As a result, we have a meaningless, and maybe even invalid, code.

Since this code hasn't been released to a production environment, this type of blame is more proactive and encouraging (and fun!). I think your manager is trying to solve a problem with the wrong solution. I think maybe there is an issue that too many bugs are being released and your manager wants the developers to take more ownership and accountability towards the code that they write.
For example, you can log in to the Services using single sign-in services such as Facebook Connect or an Open ID provider. All programmers get tired of fixing bugs and pondering the meaning of cryptic error messages. FuckItJS is a JavaScript library that can make all bugs and error messages instantly go away. By repeatedly compiling your code, detecting errors, and slicing those lines out of the script through a process known as Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat. Of course, you won’t really make your application run any better by yanking problematic lines of code out of it like stray nose hair, but it may make you feel better. I agree that Caltech has the right to make, use, create derivative works, and/or display and photos, video and/or audio tape recordings of my child.





The program prints meaningless values instead of the matrix. You may write such a code when you work with different programming languages, and sometimes forget how to access an item in a two-dimensional array in the C language. Point out that if a single person's mistake causes a bug to end up in production, then there's something wrong with your methodology, or your over-all way of developing software. Point out that preventing bugs getting to production is the responsibility of the entire team. This would speed up the process fixing the bug itself and give accountability, kind of like killing two birds with one stone. I would personally bring this up to him and let him decide if this would help to increase morale and accountability without making anyone feel like they failed.
But a developer should be ready for debugging assembler code in spite of many variables are viewable with Auto/Locals/Watches window. The most of such bugs I've encountered are caused by different FPU mode for debug and release, accessing uninitialized data and changing neighbour data by wrong code. Technically, the problem of a non-reentrant function is a special case of the problem of a race condition. For that reason, the run-time errors caused by a non-reentrant function are similar and also don’t occur in a reproducible way—making them just as hard to debug. Unfortunately, a non-reentrant function is also more difficult to spot in a code review than other types of race conditions.

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It basically means, that there is a way to beat the system, but it’s supposed to be like that. In this article, you'll learn about data masking, why it's important, how to implement it, and the complexities involved. In this article, we’ve jotted down the most underrated ideas that show how text, stack overflow voice, and video chat can engage attendees at virtual conferences and events. Here's Top 25 Blogs for Developers to help you stay up to date with trends, best practices, and the community. If you believe in the phrase "Never Stop Learning", this article is the best place to get started.
Then the hiring criteria is badm thus the boss's fault. Are all developers making stupid mistakes due to lack of rest because they are working 12 hrs a day? As you can see 100% of the bugs are the fault of the boss. In computer technology, a bug is a coding error in a computer program. (We consider a program to also include the microcode that is manufactured into a microprocessor.) The process of finding bugs -- before users do -- is called debugging. Debugging starts after the code is written and continues in stages as code is combined with other units of programming to form a software product, such as an operating system or an application.

Although NASA did mention a hyphen in some of its reports of the incident, it appears that the agency was simplifying the story for a nontechnical audience. Thankfully, there's a lot of tools to find them, these days. I'm currently trying to debug why an application has an unhandled exception in a try catch block (yes, unhandled inside of a try / catch) that only manifests on certain OS / machine builds, and not on others. Can be obvious when found, but not so when coding. One of the most frustrating for me was when the algorithm was wrong in the software spec.
People don't go to work intent on making mistakes, and any strategy set in place, to specifically attach blame for what may or may not have been human error is ridiculous - not to mention extremely unprofessional. At some point a manager should know who is doing their job and who isn't, as well as, who does it better because the rest of the team does. Maybe you should look at it as "Who is in the best position to fix the bug?" A part of me also feels, you broke it, you fix it. This is a common problem for approaches like what the question presented, among other similar ideas .

Fail fast, fail early — but don’t fail stupidly. Everybody makes mistakes, but still, it’s better to avoid the stupid ones, or at least fix them quickly. Again, you probably know yourself that you need to index the same way throughout a file.
Ronald Reagan used to publicly accept personal responsibility every time any member of his administration was caught in a scandal and it actually worked out pretty well politically every time. The best part for you is that the responsibility generally comes with no actual consequences, they just think you are a stand up guy for taking the responsibility. People will also be more inclined to keep quiet about bugs instead of reporting them, because they don't want a colleague to get into trouble. The second one is that getting that field right is going to be hard and a pretty big time sink. It's more complex than just finding out who wrote the bad code. And any potentially information that is hard to figure out can be sandbagged/cheated on.

One place even built an entire "training center", that the local college "borrows" on occasion, for their industrial technologies courses. What she did was instead of adding a 'person to blame' field on our paperwork she gave each of the designers a set of colored stickers. Each designer got a different colored sticker and was instructed that for any design worked on or even touched the sticker must be added to that design's paperwork. So you guys fix errors without trying to find out the history and root cause? At that point you're fixing symptoms, and possibly ignoring legitimate core problems.
Disturbingly, non-reentrant functions may even be part of the standard C or C++ library provided with your compiler. For example, if you are using the GNU compiler to build RTOS-based applications, you should be using the reentrant “newlib” standard C library rather than the default. Here the software entities subject to preemption are RTOS tasks. But rather than manipulating a shared object directly, they do so by way of function call indirection.
The only time programmers would wish for an error. It’s a little misdirected, but I can see where it’s headed. Keep scrolling through the programming memes while they are made. Check out this collection of the best and funniest programmer memes that you just can't afford to miss. Put on your programming cap and get ready to laugh at these programming memes.

Comments under Facebook developer’s Reddit postThe blog’s purpose is not to offend some companies (Instagram, Facebook, Uber, Google Drive..) that create boring release notes. Obviously, they have their own reasons to keep things generic and simple. Instead, we want to inspire you to take a creative approach and change your boring What’s new section and make it interesting and entertaining. The threat of computers purposefully starting World War III is still the stuff of science fiction, but accidental software glitches have brought us worryingly close in the past. Although there are numerous alleged events of this ilk, the secrecy around military systems makes it hard to sort the urban myths from the real incidents.
I looked everywhere on the Internet for the best programming jokes and coder puns. Software engineers need to be able to easily share models of required data, create their own scenarios, and choose how they want that data to be generated. The solution should be affordable because, as a manager, you want all your engineers testing.





This screen time logging app is in desperate need of some debugging. Quite how the recorded totals are meant to add up is anyone's business. If we steer clear of the bugs, Facebook’s video platform has been highly volatile towards creators. There are features that are being misused at large, and Meta, as a whole, has not responded to it so far. We’ve been reached out by several creators after highlighting the issue, but nobody seems to have heard back from Facebook or Meta. This affected users across the web, iOS, and Android apps as it was tampering with the ranking methods.
Alright, let’s take a break…It’s long enough for the post today. One development team managed to succeed immediately . We requested that a developer creates a test harness for us, but were told that would take weeks and cost a small fortune. “It’s only a one line code change” about 5 minutes before the PM demanded to know who broke the build. – Programmer, name withheld to protect the guilty.

The company CareFusion designs and manufacturers advanced medical equipment for some of the top hospitals around the world. Unfortunately, they also have their fair share of recalls. But not everyone has the same luxury of being aloof to the horrors of a software development failure. Being one of the most versatile business name generators, BizNameWiz has tools for various industries.
In addition, if any bankruptcy or reorganization proceeding is brought by or against us, such information may be considered an asset of ours and may be sold or transferred to third parties. We do not sell or otherwise share your or your student’s information with any third parties, except for the limited windows purposes described below. Debugging is the process in which you remove bugs from your program. Since finding bugs can frequently be tricky, finding them is like finding a needle in a haystack. If you don’t understand binary though, you’d think there are ten types of people, which would be weird.
One revision of Star Wars had a bug that caused the player to almost never leave Victory Multiball once it is earned, effectively putting the player in a semi-permanent multiball state. What's more is that the major mode that was used to achieve Victory Multiball will continue to run, allowing the player to easily cash in on multi-hundred-million shots far longer than intended. Many players have been able to break 100 billion without too much effort.

Although this particular case may seem relatively straightforward, this pattern can lead to serious security vulnerabilities in real software. However, the permission check and the actual opening of the file are not atomic, making it possible for some other process to interleave the permission “check” and “use” of that permission. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found. So I contact the author again, explain the situation. They changed the code immediately, pushing out another update.
But the above sentence about programming memes is definitely true. Also, I've been testing software since 1985 and we found plenty of bugs before the existence of test automation. Share your funny and unique thoughts on software testing or test automation.

Fail fast, fail early — but don’t fail stupidly. Everybody makes mistakes, but still, it’s better to avoid the stupid ones, or at least fix them quickly. Again, you probably know yourself that you need to index the same way throughout a file.
Its Tech, Nerdy, and Geek Name Generator can suggest names for your tech teams. Masterpiece Generator has a tool for generating fun and clever team names. It stands out from other tools as it doesn’t ask for a keyword. Instead, you've to enter a color, some adjectives, a place, some animals, and a noun for a group of people. The tool can also fill all the fields with random suggestions. If you're looking for a clever tech themed team name for work, here are over 101 to pick from.

Given that Easy difficulty removes the aforementioned rings from the Ride Stages, this makes it possible to complete the game without flying through a single ring. If a Good Bad Bug is liked enough, it may become an Ascended Glitch. In some games, the bugs are a major draw for the game, which can lead to claims the work was So Bad, It Was Better if the bugs are removed. Subtropes include Minus World and Glitch Entity. Breaker, which are more to do with how the game's processing handles (or, sometimes, can't handle) playing the game itself.
Likely, they have more than they’d care to remember. Do not put the "the boss's" name in the Person To Blame field. Tell your boss that developing in a team needs social skills. Those were pretty much my words when I spoke about the issue. Quitting a job for a problem like this, before even trying to step forward for a solution is just being a quitter.
Because quantum mechanics is implicated when a Heisenbug is discovered, we would probably need Werner Heisenberg himself to explain why the bug can disappear at will. But, since Heisenberg is dead, Neil DeGrasse Tyson will do. So if you had a good laugh reading the first two bugs, and you learned something new reading the other three, please share this article with others you know. And if you know any other bugs that should be on the list, comment ahead. Frequently, intent errors occur early in our programs and then later lead to execution errors.

Since there is always one more bug, the joke says only the third, non-existent method is the only way to write an error-free program. But what if no one had taken steps address the matter? The notion that nothing happened is somewhat ludicrous,” says de Jager, who was criticized for delivering dire early warnings. It was called a big hoax; the effort to fix it a waste of time.
From experience, this is not a "probable" result, it's 100% absolutely certain that this will happen, because developers are smart people. What you will also see is a massive increase time spent arguing violently with testers that their "bugs" aren't bugs. In case of an emergency involving my child, I understand that effort will be made to contact me or the individual listed as the emergency contact person. I have carefully considered the risk involved and give consent for my child to participate in these activities. I approve the sharing of the information on this form with program administrators and professionals who need to know of medical situations that might require special consideration for the safety of my child.





The program prints meaningless values instead of the matrix. You may write such a code when you work with different programming languages, and sometimes forget how to access an item in a two-dimensional array in the C language. Point out that if a single person's mistake causes a bug to end up in production, then there's something wrong with your methodology, or your over-all way of developing software. Point out that preventing bugs getting to production is the responsibility of the entire team. This would speed up the process fixing the bug itself and give accountability, kind of like killing two birds with one stone. I would personally bring this up to him and let him decide if this would help to increase morale and accountability without making anyone feel like they failed.
For this reason, many assumed that writing “19” before the variable “year” was an unnecessary waste of memory. Multi-threaded TOCTOU seem to be even more difficult to detect and prevent. Despite a wealth of research, there are very few, if any production ready tools for detecting TOCTOU bugs in concurrent programs. Tools like Valgrind or Intel Inspector may be able to detect the side effect of a TOCTOU bug (e.g. a use after free, race condition, or double delete), but neither can detect the TOCTOU directly. However, newer tools like Coderrect’s code scanner offer some support for detecting TOCTOU directly, as well as other types of concurrency bugs. I would run into cases where I couldn't upload one of my data files.

One tech leader who has been unusually successful at fostering engagement is Abdel Hosen, head of development at Fruitlab, a gaming community platform. We partnered with developer Adrian Twarog to bring you a brand new series of video tutorials that will show you how simple it is to get started with our JavaScript Chat SDK. Here’s a list of 10 ways to monetize a dating app based on the business models of top dating apps. Work from home for programmers is like having a sports match in your home stadium.
Myraah is a Web3 platform that hosts several AI-based tools on its website. The tool asks you to enter three keywords and comes up with clever, creative tech team names. The job of carving a turkey is always assigned to the person pc crashes least capable of carrying it out. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of bread. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Bugs that happen on one server and not another, and you don't have access to the offending server to debug it. The hardest ones I usually run into are ones that don't show up in any log trace. The problem is that eating an exception often moves your code into an invalid state, where it fails later in another thread and in a completely unrelated manner. Words and definitions went in just fine, I could see everything in Management Studio. But whenever we tried to find the definition for a given word, our queries returned nothing. After a solid 8 hours of debugging, I was at the point of thinking I had lost the ability to write a simple SELECT query.

An intent error occurs whenever Java successfully completes execution of a program, but the program doesn't compute the correct answer. Remember that Java understands neither our programs or what we indended to do with them. It knows only how to compile, link and execute the instructions that we give it. There is no way for Java to know what we intend the program to do, or detect that our program did not accomplish what we intended it to do. For people looking for a more lightweight place on the effort-reliability curve, just writing decent unit tests can be a big help.
But the above sentence about programming memes is definitely true. Also, I've been testing software since 1985 and we found plenty of bugs before the existence of test automation. Share your funny and unique thoughts on software testing or test automation.

In October 2014, Filpkart, India based e-commerce giant, sent a note to its customers apologizing for the glitches that took place on the Big Billion Day Sale. The site encountered a heavy rush, which it couldn’t manage, which resulted in cancellation of orders, delayed delivery, and much more that was beyond them to manage. While the sale helped the ecommerce giant garner a billion hits in a day, it was certainly a PR nightmare for the brand.
Finally, the most used excuse – It works on my machine!! – Yeah, we’ll ship your machine along with the product so that there is no error thrown. I’ve not touched the code in weeks – Yeah, it could be some junior dev trying to figure out what exactly this piece of code does. That is an issue with the 3rd party library that we are using – Lemme raise an issue in GitHub. Hopefully they will fix this issue within this year until then we’ll push this bug to the backlog.

Eventually I got desperate enough to look at the assembly code produced by the compiler, and I became enlightened. (This was g++ on an ARM, by the way.) flag was being stored in R11, not in memory. (Might have been R12 - it's been a while.) When g() was called, f() just pushed the return address. Then g() pushed R11, because it was going to have its own variable to stash there, and then created space for its stack variables. And one of those variables was smashing the stack by 4 bytes, over-writing the saved flag value from f(). But that's really all there was to the function.
That in itself is not so bad, but it did that using an injected logging framework from the package using that library. Except that wasn't introduced until a way later version. Ofcourse this tiny little addition could never cause any breakage, so this was released as a semver bugfix release.
This is a very large, and widely-spread type of error. These errors also vary greatly depending on the importance level. To non-dangerous errors we may refer incorrect conditions in ASSERT, which actually do not check anything. To dangerous errors, incorrect checks of buffer size or index size are referred. The programmer must have deliberately written value 110 into the 'radius' variable for the sake of experiment, and then forgot to remove this line. As a result, we have a meaningless, and maybe even invalid, code.

Since this code hasn't been released to a production environment, this type of blame is more proactive and encouraging (and fun!). I think your manager is trying to solve a problem with the wrong solution. I think maybe there is an issue that too many bugs are being released and your manager wants the developers to take more ownership and accountability towards the code that they write.
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The program prints meaningless values instead of the matrix. You may write such a code when you work with different programming languages, and sometimes forget how to access an item in a two-dimensional array in the C language. Point out that if a single person's mistake causes a bug to end up in production, then there's something wrong with your methodology, or your over-all way of developing software. Point out that preventing bugs getting to production is the responsibility of the entire team. This would speed up the process fixing the bug itself and give accountability, kind of like killing two birds with one stone. I would personally bring this up to him and let him decide if this would help to increase morale and accountability without making anyone feel like they failed.
But a developer should be ready for debugging assembler code in spite of many variables are viewable with Auto/Locals/Watches window. The most of such bugs I've encountered are caused by different FPU mode for debug and release, accessing uninitialized data and changing neighbour data by wrong code. Technically, the problem of a non-reentrant function is a special case of the problem of a race condition. For that reason, the run-time errors caused by a non-reentrant function are similar and also don’t occur in a reproducible way—making them just as hard to debug. Unfortunately, a non-reentrant function is also more difficult to spot in a code review than other types of race conditions.

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Then the hiring criteria is badm thus the boss's fault. Are all developers making stupid mistakes due to lack of rest because they are working 12 hrs a day? As you can see 100% of the bugs are the fault of the boss. In computer technology, a bug is a coding error in a computer program. (We consider a program to also include the microcode that is manufactured into a microprocessor.) The process of finding bugs -- before users do -- is called debugging. Debugging starts after the code is written and continues in stages as code is combined with other units of programming to form a software product, such as an operating system or an application.

Although NASA did mention a hyphen in some of its reports of the incident, it appears that the agency was simplifying the story for a nontechnical audience. Thankfully, there's a lot of tools to find them, these days. I'm currently trying to debug why an application has an unhandled exception in a try catch block (yes, unhandled inside of a try / catch) that only manifests on certain OS / machine builds, and not on others. Can be obvious when found, but not so when coding. One of the most frustrating for me was when the algorithm was wrong in the software spec.
People don't go to work intent on making mistakes, and any strategy set in place, to specifically attach blame for what may or may not have been human error is ridiculous - not to mention extremely unprofessional. At some point a manager should know who is doing their job and who isn't, as well as, who does it better because the rest of the team does. Maybe you should look at it as "Who is in the best position to fix the bug?" A part of me also feels, you broke it, you fix it. This is a common problem for approaches like what the question presented, among other similar ideas .

Fail fast, fail early — but don’t fail stupidly. Everybody makes mistakes, but still, it’s better to avoid the stupid ones, or at least fix them quickly. Again, you probably know yourself that you need to index the same way throughout a file.
Ronald Reagan used to publicly accept personal responsibility every time any member of his administration was caught in a scandal and it actually worked out pretty well politically every time. The best part for you is that the responsibility generally comes with no actual consequences, they just think you are a stand up guy for taking the responsibility. People will also be more inclined to keep quiet about bugs instead of reporting them, because they don't want a colleague to get into trouble. The second one is that getting that field right is going to be hard and a pretty big time sink. It's more complex than just finding out who wrote the bad code. And any potentially information that is hard to figure out can be sandbagged/cheated on.

One place even built an entire "training center", that the local college "borrows" on occasion, for their industrial technologies courses. What she did was instead of adding a 'person to blame' field on our paperwork she gave each of the designers a set of colored stickers. Each designer got a different colored sticker and was instructed that for any design worked on or even touched the sticker must be added to that design's paperwork. So you guys fix errors without trying to find out the history and root cause? At that point you're fixing symptoms, and possibly ignoring legitimate core problems.
Disturbingly, non-reentrant functions may even be part of the standard C or C++ library provided with your compiler. For example, if you are using the GNU compiler to build RTOS-based applications, you should be using the reentrant “newlib” standard C library rather than the default. Here the software entities subject to preemption are RTOS tasks. But rather than manipulating a shared object directly, they do so by way of function call indirection.
The only time programmers would wish for an error. It’s a little misdirected, but I can see where it’s headed. Keep scrolling through the programming memes while they are made. Check out this collection of the best and funniest programmer memes that you just can't afford to miss. Put on your programming cap and get ready to laugh at these programming memes.