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Penny: You came into my apartment last night when I was sleeping?
Leonard: Yes, but, only to clean.
Sheldon: Really more to organise, you’re not actually dirty, per se.
Penny: Give me back my key.
Leonard: I’m very, very sorry.
Penny: Do you understand how creepy this is.
Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping.
Sheldon: And snoring. And that’s probably just a sinus infection, but it could be sleep apnoea, you might want to see an otolaryngologist. It’s a throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, that’s either a proctologist or a general surgeon. (Leonard holds up a sign reading “Sarcasm”) Oh!

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“Given that missing you is predicated on you leaving, Logic dictates you must leave.”

- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 2x23

“You know me to be a very smart man. Don’t you think that if I were wrong, I’d know it?”

- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x02

“I can’t be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, “I give up, he’s improbable.”“

- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x03

“One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”

- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x10

“Hello, Maker of the Universe. I see what you did there. Good one!”

- Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory 4x07

“Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.”

- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 4x09