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!Then I believe that God created the world in six days and on the seventh made you to annoy me.
Leonard to Sheldon (The Big Bang Theory 6x01)
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* Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before.
* Sheldon: Do you mean like Salt Lake City?
You cant ruin a friendship with sex; thats like ruining ice cream with chocolate sprinkles.
Raj Koothrappali
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Sheldon Cooper: In here you'll find emergency provisions: an eight-day supply of food and water, a crossbow, season two of Star Trek: The Original Series on a high-density flash drive.
Elizabeth Plimpton: What if there's a disaster that destroys all the USB ports?
Sheldon Cooper: Then there's really no reason to live, is there?
Leonard: I hate my name. It has 'nerd' in it. Len-'nerd'!
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Penny: You came into my apartment last night when I was sleeping?
Leonard: Yes, but, only to clean.
Sheldon: Really more to organise, youre not actually dirty, per se.
Penny: Give me back my key.
Leonard: Im very, very sorry.
Penny: Do you understand how creepy this is.
Leonard: Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night.
Penny: In my apartment, while I was sleeping.
Sheldon: And snoring. And thats probably just a sinus infection, but it could be sleep apnoea, you might want to see an otolaryngologist. Its a throat doctor.
Penny: And what kind of doctor removes shoes from asses?
Sheldon: Depending on the depth, thats either a proctologist or a general surgeon. (Leonard holds up a sign reading Sarcasm) Oh!
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Given that missing you is predicated on you leaving, Logic dictates you must leave.
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 2x23
You know me to be a very smart man. Dont you think that if I were wrong, Id know it?
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x02
I cant be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, I give up, hes improbable.
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x03
One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper Ph.D, The Big Bang Theory 3x10
Hello, Maker of the Universe. I see what you did there. Good one!
- Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory 4x07
Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results.
- Dr. Sheldon Cooper, 4x09
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Ive never viewed Michael Jacksons Thriller video in its entirety as I find zombies dancing in choreographed synchronicity implausible. Also, its really scary.
Sheldon Cooper - The Big Bang Theory 4x08
"What kind of a ship has a hole in the middle?" A Romulan battle bagel?
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Hello Hawaii, this is Dr. Koothrappali, from Pasadena. Id like you to repostion the telescope please. SACRLETT JOHANSONS HOUSE! Rajesh Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory 4x09
Penny: you know what I've been doing for the last hour? Leonard: Hmm, dreamly doodling Mrs. Leonard Hofstadter on your notebook?
Sheldon: What was that?
Rajesh: My stomach. Indian food doesnt agree with me. Ironic isnt it?
Leonard: What are you doing? Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal, added a quarter-cup of 2% milk, sat on this end of this couch, turned on BBC America, and watched Doctor Who. Leonard: Penny's still sleeping. Sheldon: Every Saturday since we've lived in this apartment, I have awakened at 6:15, poured myself a bowl of cereal... Leonard: You have a TV in your room, why don't you just have breakfast in bed? Sheldon: Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.
People always want to know if Im as smart as Sheldon, which is just absurd. I mean, bless their hearts. Its sweet that they feel compelled to ask. But sadly, no.
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