angryrat
English as the Second F*cking Language ( ) – just what this fuck does mean. And what shit, piss, cunt asshole mean – , , .
, , . , , , . – . – fuck it! . – It’s the best fucking way to communicate!
:
- shit
- fuck
- piss
- cunt
- asshole
- mother-fucker
- cock-sucker
:
1. , prick, screw, snatch, bung-hole .., .
2. – .. , , -. . - , . - “a piss”, .
FUCK
Fuck – . , . Fuck , . , “engage in sexual intercourse”, “ fuck” . Fuck the F-Word. , fuck.
Fuck – ( , , , . .)
Fuck around – , , .
Fuck it = the hell with it –
Fuck up – , ,
Fuck you! – ( , , , )
fuck.
Ball – ,
Bang – ( -) = boff thump
Dick – ,
Get it = get a little = get in = get it = get it on = get laid = get some = get your ashes hauled
Hide the weenie – (, )
Lay – ( )
Screw – , ( )
: lay, fuck, piece of ass, quickie
FUCK
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John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: Fucking-A. Should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the fuck not?
Mary: Fucked if I know-Oh, Fuck! I just remembered. It got fucked up in the wash.
John: Well, fuck the opera. Let’s stay home and fuck.
Mary: Good fucking idea.
Fucking-A –
the fuck –
Fucked – “I’ll be fucked if I know”, “ , ”
Oh, Fuck – , “Oh”
fucked up –
fuck – “ ”,
fucking –
: ass-fuck, bugger, butt-fuck
: bum-fuck, corn-hole, back-scuttle, Greek
: rear entry, back-door banditry
, , .
: He was really big.
Penis = dick = prick = a Charly (a Willy, a Peter etc.)
Dickless (wonder) – ,
A limp dick –
HARD TIMES
A stiff prick has no conscience –
Stiff dick = a hard-on
Blue-veiner –
Boner –
Diamond-cutter – ,
Rail –
Rod –
Stiffy –
BALLS
“Balls!” cried the queen – “If I had them I’d be king!”
Rudyard Kipling
Queen Victoria’s Lament
Balls –
Cod -
Family jewels –
Nuts – , -, , , .
Nads – ( )
Rocks – , , (to get one’s rocks off = to come – )
Sack ( nut sack) – , balls
: balls, cock, dick, hard-on, nuts, prick
: cod, johnson, love Luger, one-eyed monster, pecker, peter, putz, rod, schlong, schmuck, skin flute, trouser trout
: banana, pee-pee tail, penis, weiner, weenie
Pardon, Madam, but I must be blunt –
I have to say I much admire your cunt.
Edward de Vere 1550-1604
Cunt – ( , )
Beaver – ( )
Box – (.. prick)
Bush – ( )
Coozy(cooze) – ( cozy - )
Crack – ()
Down there – -
Hair pie – , ,
Muff – ( - , dive – muff-diving)
Nooky – ( )
Pink – ( )
Poontang – ( )
Pussy – , , , ,
Quim – . cunt
Snatch – ( , .. pricks seem to be snatched )
Texas snapping turtle –
Twat – . quim
Vagina – ( )
Vertical smile – ( )
: cunt, muff, pussy, snatch, twat
: beaver, box. Bush, cooze, coozy, crack, hair pie, pink, poontang, quim, Texas snapping turtle, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, the wool
: down there, pee-hole, vagina
TITS
Stop where the truck drivers stop, and you’ll always find a waitress with big tits.
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The tit :
1. the nipple
2. the rest of the tit
tits – – nipples . , tits . , .
Balloons –
Bazongas – , 5
Boob – ( , )
Hooters – ( )
Jugs –
Knockers – . jugs
Nipple leather – ( )
Pair – ( )
Set – ( )
: boob, tit, pair, set
: bazongas, jugs, knockers, nipple leather
: balloons, hooters, lungs, mammary glands, titties
“Opinions are like assholes, everybody’s got one”.
“, ; ”.
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Ass.
: ass, butt.
The ass : cheeks asshole.
Cheeks = buns = chips – ,
Asshole – ,
Ass eyes – ( )
Ass kisser –
Ass-wipe – an asshole a dip shit
Kiss my ass = Up your ass = You can kiss my ass – ( )
Pain in the ass –
Up your ass = Stick it up your ass = Up yours –
: ass, ass eyes, asshole, ass kisser, buns, cheeks, kiss my ass, up your ass
: butt, butt hole, chips
: bottom, derriere, heinie, rear end, posterior
Pissing and shitting , #1 #2, .
Piss – , ,
Piss off – (), (), ()
Piss off! = Get out of here! = Get lost! – ,
Pissed = pissed off –
Pissed – ( )
Piss away – (, …)
: piss, pee
: bleed the lizard, drain the dragon, drain the monster, take a whiz
: go #1, go see a man about a dog, tinkle, wee-wee, make water
SHIT
Shit – , , ( I sit a shit, I shit), =stuff – ( )
Bullshit – , ( bullshitter bullshitting)
Dip shit –
Cheap shit –
Tough shit (T.S.) –
Sit-head – , , ,
: shit, crap, take a shit, take a crap
FARTS
Farting = breaking wind, windbreaker –
Fart – ,
Cut a fart = to fart = to cut the cheese = let one rip = let a fart
To let rip an SBD
To let rip an LBH
SBD (silent but deadly) – , ( )
LBH (loud but harmless) – ,
Old fart – , , ,
To fart around = to goof off – ,
“old” - ”” – . , , : old fart, old bastard.
! , old – bitch.
God’s Wounds! = Zounds! ()
!
Damn – ( ): Damn! That’s good chicken.
Damn you = Goddamn you – ( )
Damn damned – : That is damn good chicken.
Goddam, goddamn, goddamned = damn: That’s goddamned good chicken.
Goddamn it –
Hell – , , , : Ah, hell, Leroy, stop pestering your sister. in the : What in hell are you cooking? and Where the hell are my socks? of a , , - : Putting socks in the soup was a hell of an idea!
Jesus, Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ Almightly – : Jesus Christ Almightly! Will you stop talking about that goddamn chicken!
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village blacksmith sat
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
And coming off in his hat.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Bastard – , ,
Son of a bitch – , , , , “!”. , – a bitch.
Self-abuse – ( )
Beat the dummy – ( )
Beat the meat – ( )
Choke the chicken – ( : A bird in the hand is worth two in a bush – , ; , ; , , , ..)
Flog the dog – to jerk (off)
Ham-boning – the dick , , , .
Jerk off –
Jerk – ,
jerk = patronize (…my boss jerked (patronized) me…)
Jack off = jerk off
Know thyself –
Pound off – -
Pound the pudding = Practice self abuse = pull off = pull the pud = peel the eel () = whack off = to jerk
Stroke off – (stroke books = one-handers – -)
Semen – ( ),
Come = cum –
Coming off –
Jism = gizm = jizzum = jissom = giz = jizz = to come
Wad – of cum ( to shoot one’s wad = to come)
Duck butter – ( )
Cream – (to cream one’s jeans – )
Get off = get your nuts off = get your rocks off = come off
Gifts from the cods –
Frenching –
Soixante-neuf – 69
Meat of the matter –
COCK-SUCKING
You call a guy a cock-sucker, that’s an insult. You call a lady a cock-sucker, that’s a nice lady. Lenny Bruce 1926-1966
Fellatio –
Blow –
: blow, eat, give a blow job, give head, go down on, French, suck, suck off
: give a B.J., gobble the goose, lick dick, polish the helmet, suck dick, take a lip lock on a fuck stick
: eat a weenie, lick the lollipop
MUFF-DIVING
The proof that god isn’t a woman is that men’s dicks aren’t on their chins.
Sappho (circa 600 B.C.)
Muff-diving = licking a lady’s lower lips
: eat, eat out, eat cunt, eat pussy, French, go down on, muff dive
: eat a box lunch at the Y, eat hair pie, eat the bearded clam, go lickety split, munch a fur burger, suck cunt, suck pussy
: slurp the slit, cannibalize the cunt
Basket fuck – fucking, , . onto the dick . the fuck , allegro. .
Built like a brick shithouse – shithouse – , .
Coming air – , fucked out. .
Eat shit! – “!”
The fuck – , . :
Ralph: What he fuck did you do to my bowling ball?
Wilbur: You think I tampered with your bowling ball, Ralph? The fuck I did!
Ralph: Ah, get the fuck out of here.
Fucking the dog –
Lip lock on fuck stick = blow job
Liver box – . Liver box – . , , fucked.
Mother-fucker –
Nooner –
Fly zipping and unzipping –
Piece of ass – . , at fucking. , -, , run-of-the-mill fucker.
Quickie – fuck. Fuck, a guy shot his wad too soon, quickie. a lousy fuck.
R.C.H. (red cunt hair) –
Shit a brick – , ,
Shit happens –
Shooting beaver – ,
Stop jerking me off –
You bet your ass – , : You bet your ass I know it.
fuck, , – offshore drilling.
- bumping uglies
- checking into a womb in Paradise Motel
- disobeying the Pope
- doing the nasty
- evicting the testicular squatters
- getting pounded with a love truncheon
- getting some stinky on your hang-down
- giving her a little pickle tickle
- hiding the salami
- hitting a home run
- letting the eel swim upstream
- meeting the staff
- polish torpedo
- riding the baloney pony
- sending in the purple-helmeted warrior
- sending the little sailor to sea
- sharpening the pencil
- sinking in the pink
- skinny dipping in the love pond
Masturbation
:
- autoerotism
- genital pollution
- great sin of youth
- original sin
- secret selfish sin
- secret vice
- self-pollution
- solitary vice
- solitary sin
- self-pleasuring
:
- circle jerk
:
- armswing
- bachelor’s fare
- dishonorable discharge
- fist fuck
- five against one
- five-on-one
- five-fingered Annie
- hand gallop
- hand game
- hand gig
- hand jive
- hand job
- infanticide
- jerk job
- manual exercises
- Malthusianism
- old lady five fingers
- Portuguese pump
- soldier’s joy
- wrist job
- ball off
- bang the banjo
- bang yer wanger
- bash the bishop
- beat meat
- beat off
- beat the bishop
- beat the dummy
- beat the pup
- bob
- bring down by hand
- bring off by hand
- bring up by hand
- choke your chicken
- chuff
- churn
- come your turkey
- crank
- crank the cream
- dash your doodle
- deal with Madam Palm and her five daughters
- do yourself off
- drop your load
- fire your wad
- fist it off
- flip it off
- flog the bishop (dolphin, donkey, lizard, log, meat, mutton, pork, pup)
- flub
- frig
- frig off
- fuck the fist
- gallop the antelope
- go on a hand diet
- grind off
- grip it
- haul your own ashes
- hot rod it
- husk it
- jerk the gherkin
- jerk your jewels
- keep down the census
- knob
- lope your mule
- make a milk shake
- make love with Mother Thumb and her four daughters
- make love with Rosy Palm and her five sisters
- milk (milkman - )
- mount a corporal and four
- nightclub
- one-two
- paddle the pickle
- play solitaire
- play with yourself
- pound off
- pound pud
- pound your pork
- pound your pud
- prime your pump
- pull off
- pull putz
- pull your pud
- pull your wire
- pump off
- pump your pickle
- pump your python
- punish Mercy in the palm
- rub it off
- rub your radish
- run off by hand
- see [Madam Thumb and her four daughters]
- sew (, sewing circle a circle jerk)
- shag
- shake hands with the wife’s best friend
- shake hands with the guy that stood up when I got married
- shoot the cat
- smash the stake
- spank the bishop
- spank the monkey
- squeeze it off
- squirt seed
- stir your stew
- strain the vein
- strain the main vein
- strangle the stogie
- sweep off
- take matters into your own hands
- tap-dance
- TCB (take care of business)
- to have a date with a handkerchief
- toss off
- wave the wand
- whack off
- whack silly
- whank
- whank off
- whip it (the cat, your dummy, your wire)
- work it off
- work off
- wrench off
- yank your doodle
- yank your strap
+ color in the coloring book
+ the session in the honor of someone
:
- touch yourself
- Jill off
- Joyce off
- Catch a buzz ( dildo buzzer)
- diddle
- digitate
- do a one-finger exercise
- finger
- finger fuck
- make scissors
- rub off
The boy is jerking off
- a date with DiPalma
- address Congress
- adjust your set
- apply the hand brake
- audition the finger puppets
- bash the candle
- be your own best friend
- beat the bald-headed bandit
- beef stroking’ off
- biff off
- blast off to Baywatch
- bleed the weed
- blow the load
- blow your own horn
- bludgeon the beefsteak
- bob your bologna
- bop Richard
- bop the bishop
- box the bald champ (the Jesuit, with Richard)
- buff the bishop (your helmet, the banana)
- burp the baby
- burp the worm
- butter the corn
- call your parents
- catch up with Popeye
- charm the snake
- choke Kojak
- choke the bad guy
- choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come
- churn your butter
- clean out your rope
- clean your rifle
- cleaning the tube
- clear the snorkel
- climb Mount Baldy
- cock your shotgun
- come to grips with yourself
- crank the love pump (the monkey, the shank)
- crimp the wire
- crown the king
- dance with Johnny One-Eye
- defrost the fridge
- dig for change
- do it your way (the five-finger knuckle shuffle, the five-knuckle Olympics, the Han Solo)
- drive the skin bus
- dunder the devil
- express yourself
- fax Jimmy Dean
- fax the pope
- feed the ducks
- fist your mister
- five against Willie
- five-finger solo
- flay the Emperor
- flip the bishop
- flog the frog (the hog, your cumber brother)
- flogging the bishop
- flogging the infidel
- free Willy
- frost the pastries
- fuck palmala
- gallop the old lizard
- get a grip on things (a stiffy, the German soldier marching, to know yourself, your palm read by Mister Softy)
- give it one-gun salute (it a tug, yourself a low five)
- go on a couple of rounds with Ol’ Josh
- go on Peewee’s little adventure
- going blind
- grease the pipe
- grip the gorilla
- grip the pencil
- handy work
- hard labor
- have a big date with Rosy Palms (a little stroke, a rendezvous with Mrs. Hand)
- hitchhike to heaven
- hitchhike under the bigtop
- hone the cone
- hone your bone
- hug the hog
- hump the hose
- iron some wrinkles
- jack f hammer
- jack the beanstalk
- jackin’ the beanstalk
- jelly roll
- jerk Jamby
- jerk the turkey
- kick seamen
- kill it
- knead your dough
- kneading the noodle
- launch the hand shuttle
- lube the tube
- make fist-kabobs (the bald man puke, the scene with a magazine)
- man the cockpit
- mangle the midget
- massage your muscle
- milk the lizard
- molest the mole
- oil the glove
- pack your palm
- paint the ceiling
- paint the walls
- Pat the Robertson
- peel some chilies
- peel the banana
- phone the czar
- pickle party
- play the organ (tug of war with the Cyclops, Uno, with your light saber, with your turtle)
- playing pocket pool
- please your pisser
- plunk your twanger
- pole vault
- polish the pork sword (the rocket, your helmet)
- pop a nut
- pop the cork
- pound the bald-headed moose
- pud pulling
- pud
- pull a pudding (rank, your own weight)
- pummel the priest
- pump cream
- pump the stump
- punch the clown
- punish the pope
- R2 your D2
- raise the mainstall
- ram the ham
- read poetry
- relieve tension
- romance the bone
- rope the pope
- rough up the suspect
- rub the magic lamp
- sand wood
- secret handshake
- shake hands with the governor (with the unemployed)
- shake the snake
- shift gears
- shine your helmet
- shoot for the moon
- shoot putty at the moon
- shoot skeet
- shuck the corn
- shuffle the palm tree
- sing with Rosie
- slam the ham (the salami)
- spank the Frank (the wank)
- spanking the monkey
- spunk
- squeeze the cheese
- strangle the serpent (Yoda)
- stroke it
- stroke the bloke (the dog, your poker)
- strum the ol’banjo
- summon the genie
- take a nap (a shake break, Herman to circus, the monster for a one-armed ride)
- tame the beef weasel (the shrew)
- teach our children to fly
- tease the python (the weasel)
- test the testicles (your batteries)
- thump the pump
- tickle the ivory (the pickle, your fancy)
- torque the fork
- torture the tentacle
- toss it
- toss the salad
- transfer data
- tug the slug
- tug your tapioca tube (your tube snake, your tube steak)
- twang your wire
- tweak your twinkie
- twist your tool
- unstable the stallion
- upgrade your hardware
- varnish your pole
- walk the dog
- walk the plank
- waltz the Willy
- wanker the anchor
- wanking the willie
- wasting babies
- wax the dolphin (your willie)
- waxing the carrot (the weezer)
- whip the bologna pony (the dripper)
- whippin’ up on skippy
- white-water wristing
- windsurf on Mount Baldy
- work a cramp out of your muscle
- wrestle the eel
- wrestle with your emotions
- wrist aerobics
- yank the plank
THE GIRL IS MASTURBATING
- a night with the girls
- air the orchid
- baste the tuna
- beat the beaver (the bush)
- beating around the bush
- brush the beaver
- buff the beaver
- bury the knuckle
- butter the bead (the muffin, the potato)
- buzz
- caress the kitty
- check the foxhole (your oil)
- circle the knoll
- clap with one hand
- clean your fingers
- cleaning the carpet
- cream the pie
- cunt cuddling
- dig or your keys
- digital manipulation
- digitize
- do your nails
- douse the digits
- drown the man in the boat
- dunk the beaver
- dust the end table
- erase the problem
- explore the deep South
- fan the fur (the furnace)
- feed the bearded clam (the fish)
- finger blast (dance, fun, paint)
- flick the bean (the switch)
- flip the flaps
- flip through the pages
- flit your clit
- floss the cat
- fly automatic ( )
- fly manually ()
- get a date with slick mittens (a fat lip, a lube job, a stain out of your carpet)
- get to know yourself
- gleaming the tube
- go mining
- going to work without a staff
- grab the goatee
- grease the skillet (your hips)
- grope the grotto
- itch the ditch
- juice it up
- jump start the river
- leglock the pillow
- let your fingers do the walking
- lube your goob
- make bumps (butter, soup, the kitty purr, waves)
- man overboard
- manual override
- mistressbate
- null the void
- one-woman show
- paddle the pink canoe
- part the petals
- perform for Mr. Swaggart (, , )
- pet Snoopy (the bunny, the pussy)
- pitch in the bush league
- play fiddle (piano, the clitar)
- poke the pucker (the pussy)
- polish the pearl (the wedding ring)
- preheat the oven
- push the button (the petal)
- read Braille
- ride slidesaddle (the curl, the tubespout, the unicycle, the wild hand)
- ring for the maid
- ring Southern bells
- roll the mink
- row the little man in the boat
- rub the nubbin
- ruff the muff
- scratch the patch
- scuff the muff
- search for Spock
- shell the bean
- shoot hoops (the rapids)
- shuck the oyster
- silk abuse
- skim the cream
- slick abuse
- soak in Palmolive
- sort the oysters
- spelunk
- spelunking without a partner
- stiffen your upper lip
- stinky pinky
- stir it up
- stir the cauldron (the yogurt)
- stroke the furnace
- stroking the pelt
- strum
- stuff the taco
- surf at Finger Beach
- surf the channel (the wet)
- take a dip (a finger ride, a trip South)
- taking her own temperature
- test the plumbing
- the virgin’s release
- thumb the button
- tickle the mustache (the taco, your fancy)
- tiptoe through the two lips
- toggle the bit
- touch type
- tweak the twig (the clit)
- visit Father Fingers
- wake the butterfly
- wash your fingers
- water the hot spot
- work in the garden
DICK
- boning tool
- bush blaster
- captain’s log
- eleven inches of dangling death
- johnson
- joystick
- love sausage
- Mr. Happy
- one-eyed monster
- peter and his fuzzy pals
- pocket pole
- schlong
- seed spitter
- tallywacker
- the boss
- the brain
- the little guy with the helmet
- the main vein
- trouser trout
- wonder wand
PUSSY
- bearded clam
- camel toe
- fur burger
- furry folds
- gate to heaven
- holiest of holies
- hothouse
- jade gate
- jungle
- koochie
- little man in the boat (clitoris)
- love mussel
- love nest
- peter pocket
- pink snapper
- quim
- the hooded nub
- tunnel of love
- willie’s favorite parking space
BLOWJOB
- blowin’ the love trumpet
- enjoying a tube steak
- giving Mr. Winky an oral report
- giving the soldier a good tongue lashing
- marinating the monkey
- playing a tune on the fleshy flute
- properly saluting the flagpole
- puff the dragon
- spit the shining weapon
- talking with the bald man
- wetting down the worm
- whispering to willie
MUFF DIVING
- canoe licking
- carpet munching
- giving her a moustache ride
- giving a bite at beaver creek
- having a boxed lunch at the Y
- juicing the G-spot
- licking the cat
- licking the dew off her lily
- slurping the sideways smile
- tuna snuffling
- wearing thighs on your ears
- whistling through the wheatfield
BIRTH CONTROL
lady’s friends –
Vatican roulette –
to have sex with cappella = have sex meat-to-meat = ride bareback –
bubble gum machine –
cloak the captain – …
fight in armor – …
a condom = a rubber = a profilactic = an anti = a Bishop = cheater = come balloon = cum drum = diving suit = French letter = glove (“No glove, no love!”) = head gasket = jo-bag = latex = nightcap = overcoat = party hat = Port Said garter = propho = protection = protective = raincoat = saddle = safe = safety = shower cap = washer
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