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Don’t mess with GRITS (girls raised in the South)

Понедельник, 12 Марта 2007 г. 19:11 + в цитатник
stuart1861 все записи автора Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. On the first day he didn’t see any results. On the second day he saw a few changes. On the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Mississippi. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see any results, the second day he didn't see any results either, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see enough out of his left eye to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
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mapuca   обратиться по имени Понедельник, 12 Марта 2007 г. 20:52 (ссылка)
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stuart1861   обратиться по имени Re: Ответ в HowMuchWatch; Don’t mess with GRITS (girls raised in the South) Среда, 14 Марта 2007 г. 13:16 (ссылка)
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I know, oh Southern belle of mine :)

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