stuart1861 все записи автора 1) If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too
slowly.

2) Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all
count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3) The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot
car.

The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4) Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off
your appetite and you'll eat less.

5) A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories
in one place. Isn't that handy?

6) If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a
balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

7) Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?

A. Because no one wants to quit.

8) Money talks. Chocolate sings. Beautifully.

9) Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Therefore, you need to eat more chocolate.

10) Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That
way, at least you'll get one thing done.

11) If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if
you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?