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1. Cover your stump before you hump.
2. Before you attack her wrap your whacker.
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
13. When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser
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14. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
15. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
16. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
17. The right selection! Protect your erection.
18. Wrap it in foil before you check her oil.
19. A crank with armor will never harm her.
20. No glove, no love.