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Memorable Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Elizabeth: Captain Barbossa , I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no".

Jack Sparrow: [to Weatherby Swann] I think we've all arrived at a
very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.

Elizabeth: [after Barbossa has cut her hand slightly] That's it?
Barbossa: Waste not...

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to
marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for
her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really...
except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Pintel: Your'e supposed to be dead!
Jack Sparrow: Am I not?

Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was
it.

Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of
land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack
Sparrow.

Barbossa: Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him.

Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you
before?

Barbossa: Why thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Will Turner: We're going to steal a ship? That ship?
Jack Sparrow: Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship.
Nautical term.

Norrington: You forget your place, Turner.
Will Turner: It's right here. Between you and Jack.

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always
trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to
watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to
do something incredibly... stupid.

[last lines]
Jack Sparrow: Now... bring me that horizon.
[humming]
Jack Sparrow: "And really bad eggs." Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho.
[snaps compass shut]

Will Turner: This is either madness... or brilliance.
Jack Sparrow: It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will accompany these fine men to the
helm and provide us with the bearing to Isla de Muerta. You will
then spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible
meanings of the phrase "silent as the grave". Do I make myself
clear?
Jack Sparrow: Inescapably.

Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner,
par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?

Jack Sparrow: That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail
away with my ship.

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals
locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Mr. Cotton's Parrot: Dead men tell no tales...

[Barbossa pulls the bloody dagger from his chest]
Barbossa: I'm curious. After killing me what is it you're planning
on doing next?

[shouting during severe storm]
Will Turner: How can we sail to an island that nobody can find with
a compass that doesn't work?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, the compass doesn't point North. But we're not
trying to find North, are we?

Will Turner: [arriving back at the workshop, his boss is still fast
asleep] Right where I left you.
[notices a hammer on the anvil]
Will Turner: Not where I left *you*.

Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not *probable*.

[Elizabeth is walking the plank]
Will Turner: Barbossa you lying bastard. You swore she'd go free.
Barbossa: Don't dare impugn me honor boy. I agreed she'd go free but
it was you who failed to specify when or where.

Mr. Gibbs: Quiet, missy. Cursed Pirates sail these waters. You don't
want to bring them down on us, now do you?
Norrington: Mr. Gibbs, that'll do.
Mr. Gibbs: She was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing
about pirates with us mired in this unatural fog. Mark my words.
Norrington: Concider them marked.

Anamaria: It was a good plan... up till now.




Memorable Quotes from Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the
tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?

Davey Jones: I *am* the sea.

Ragetti: It's a mythological creature, I can calls it what I wants!

Will Turner: I challenge Davey Jones!

Gibbs: [going to see Tia Dalma] Don't worry, I've got ye back.
Jack Sparrow: It's more me front I'm worried about.

Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back, nigh,
inseparable we are... were... have been... before...

Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with
condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.

Jack Sparrow: So how many is that?
Gibbs: Including those four? Four.

Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl.
That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I
was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain none the
less!

Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!

Will Turner: ...That is, if you'll still have me.
Elizabeth Swann: If it wasn't for these bars I'd have you already.
[Governor Swann breaks a candle holder]

Davey Jones: Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any
different?

Gibbs: [as Jack steps onto the ship] Not quite according to plan...
Jack Sparrow: Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.

Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs... I feel sullied and unusual.

Pintel: You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti: It's The Bible, You get credit for trying!

Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

Gibbs: Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!

Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance
to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they
pass by.

Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not fancy
you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no
dress in my cabin.




Memorable Quotes from Treasure Planet (2002)

Jim Hawkins: Without the map we're dead. If we try to leave we're
dead. If we stay here...
Morph: [imitating Jim] "We're dead!" "We're dead", "we're dead",
"we're dead"!

B.E.N.: I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At
least, I think it's my life.

Jim Hawkins: So, uh, how'd that happen anyway?
John Silver: You give up a few things, chasing a dream.
Jim Hawkins: Was it worth it?
John Silver: I'm hoping it is, Jimbo. I most surely am.

Doctor Doppler: Dang it, Jim. I'm an astronomer, not a doctor! I
mean, I am a doctor, but I'm not that kind of doctor. I have a
doctorate, it's not the same thing. You can't help people with a
doctorate. You just sit there and you're useless!

Captain Amelia: You've met my first officer, Mr. Arrow? Sterling, tough, dependable,
honest, brave and true.
Mr. Arrow: Please, Captain...
Captain Amelia: Oh, shut up, Arrow. You know I don't mean a word of it.

Captain Amelia: Let me make this as monosyllabic as possible.

Sarah Hawkins: Are you saying this because it's the right thing, or
because *you* really wanna go?
Doctor Doppler: I really, really, really, *really* want to go. And
it's the right thing.

Sarah Hawkins: Well this- it's just- oh, my. Delbert, would you
please explain how ridiculous this is?
Doctor Doppler: [sternly] It's totally preposterous! Traversing the
entire galaxy alone!
Sarah Hawkins: Now at last we hear some sense!
Doctor Doppler: That's why I'm going with you!

B.E.N.: I'm sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be. I've lost my
mind. Ha ha! I've lost my mind! You haven't found it, have you?

Jim Hawkins: [Finds a skeleton] Captain Flint?
B.E.N.: In the flesh! Well, sort of, except for skin, organs and
anything that - that - that resembles flesh, that's not there.

Doctor Doppler: [he and Captain Amelia are tied up] I feel like such
an useless weakling.
[Notices his hands have come loose]
Doctor Doppler: ... with abnormally thin wrists.

Doctor Doppler: All my life, I've been waiting for an opportunity
like this, and here it is screaming, "Go Delbert! Go Delbert!..."

[last lines]
Jim Hawkins: Stay out of trouble, you old scalawag.
John Silver: [laughs] Jimbo, lad. When have I ever done otherwise?