English
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom
> was astonished to see the
> bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an
> envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was
> addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
> and read the letter with trembling hands:-
>
> Dear Dad,
>
> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
> leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I
> wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real
> passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him
> you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and
> motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant
> and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be
> very happy together. Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway,
> 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these
> things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you
> agree?
>
> Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the
> woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he
> has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in
> his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's
> now one of my dreams too.
>
> Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be
> growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the
> cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
> will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
> it!!
>
> Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
> myself.
> Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
> grandchildren.
>
> Your loving daughter,
> Rosie.
>
> At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO".
> Hands still trembling, her
> father turned the sheet, and read:
>
> PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
> I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
> my report card that's in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and
> call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
:
046 - - (RDV DJ REMIX)
LI 5.8.22
