Top 100 Greatest TV Characters |
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Girl like me - новая серия фотографий в фотоальбоме |
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80's Wine Cooler Cocktail Recipe |
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POTC Quotes (Jack Sparrow) |
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About yesterday and today |
Yesterday I was at California hospital Medical Centre at 1401 S. Grand Ave. Well, after some tests doctor Paul W Wallace adviced me to take some rest and made the conclusion-insomnia! Actually, I'don't think that I have that kind of illness. That's bullshit.
My plans 4 today: visit my daddy in Santa Monica, find some sleeping pills in a drug-store, go to supermarket and get some food, find/buy that little black dress and meet with my friends at Dal Rae.
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Home, sweet home |
I'm at home, I'm in LA... How I missed it!! Hello my pillow, my kitchen, my car, my own keys. As it was said: There's no place like home!! (Although my native city is NYC))
P.S.: I added some pics of Chicago by request, hope you'll like them)
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Question 4 readers |
At first I thought it was awful idea to start journal in Russian site where everybody's writing in Russian and only a few people in English. Now I take back my words. I love the idea of writing to all of you.
So the question is: what d'you like to see there?? Icons or jokes or American news or videos or photos of different cities or my stories...Something else? Give your ideas. My mind is so multiplex that I can write about everything)))
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Shopoholic |
I read a lot. Sometimes I buy books for special occasions, sometimes not.
Anyway, I've just came from Stacey's bookstore and bought:
1. Eric Clapton-Clapton (autobiography, as you see)
2. Elizabeth Gilbert-Eat, pray, love
3. Patricia Cornwell-Book of dead
4. Jon Krakauer-Into the wind
5. Nicholas Sparks-The notebook
6. Chuck Palahniuk-Rant
7. Gabriel Garcia Marquez-Memories of My Melancholy Whores
8. Bret Easton EllisAmerican psycho
Now I have no idea how I'm going to transportate all this stuff back to LA...
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Stupid California laws: have fun!!! |
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Well done |
Well, my work in SF is practically done, so I think I'll be in LA on Monday or Wednesday...Hope, my organization won't send me somewhere in Ohio!)
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the 80's |
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Smells like the 90's |
You're a 90's kid if:|
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Absolutely Fabulous quotes |
Really funny sitcom on BBC! Patsy and Eddy are wonderful ('specially Pat)|
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My fav quizes |
| Your Theme Song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys |
 "Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!" You love to party hard and cause a little trouble... And you're too busy getting wasted to move out of your parents' house! |
| You Are Aphrodite! |
 A total shining star with a ton of admirers And no wonder: you live life to the fullest! When things get bad, you can easily take off to a happier place But occasionally, you need to deal with problems head on |
| You Should Date An Italian! |
 You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! |
| In a Past Life... |
 You Were: A Gentle Priest. Where You Lived: New Guinea. How You Died: Suicide. |
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Another quiz...sorry 4 them |
things you can't live without
Something important on your desk: laptop
When you sleep you wear: nothing or some pijamas when it's cold
If you could afford it at the moment, you would buy: happiness
Something you don't have a lot of: rest and sleep
If your house was burning and you could only save 3 items what would they be: rarities, laptop & passport
MORALS
If there were no side effects, you would enjoy being addicted to: cocain
A time when you purposly hurt someone emotionally: hasn't happened yet
A time you accidentally hurt someone emotionally: when I was with Tommy, 2000-2001
One person you have killed in your thoughts: Alice (damn you) and may be Joan..damn, it takes two
FRIENDS
Three traits you look for in a friend: trust, curiosity, principals
Who makes you laugh most often: my little brother Edward
A friend who you can tell anything: Kevin and Katrina
A friend you can go to for advice: Katrina, well, that's her work
The best piece of advice you had been given: it's not what you said but how it was heard
Two closest friends: Marla and Heidi
The friend who uses most of your energy:
EGO
Your 3 best qualities: good listener, near infinite patience, can easily make people laugh
Your 3 worst qualities: tend to let things go too far, love teasing people excessively, compulsive need to cheer people up
Describe your Ideal self: full immortality and total control of my feelings
A compliment that makes you blush: any compliment will do it if said right
You are embarassed when: been awhile, don't recall
The greatest physical pain you ever endured: I was put into a hospital after a car accident with broken leg
The greatest emotional pain you ever endured: when my father divorced my Mom
Moment you are most ashamed of: don't currently have one
Your best physical feature
Who/What makes you happy: live, love, a really good kiss, chocolate, sex
Who/what makes you sad: failures, stupid people
EMOTIONS
Emotion you hide most: anger
The emotion you tend to experience most: I'm usually all sorts of giddy
The emotion you are feeling most lately: happiness
You have a huge amount of guilt regarding: whatever pain I've caused others
When you are angry you need: an outlet
When you are sentimental you need: something to hug even if it's only a pillow
When you are in love you need: to be loved back
MEMORIES
One of your most peaceful memories: used to have this big fat rottweiller named Jesse. When she was lying down I'd lay my head back against her and read a book. Sometimes she'd lean in over my head as though she were reading with me
One of your most tragic memories: Jesse died in my arms
One of your angriest memories: nothing comes to mind
A memory that makes you laugh: drawing a blank
a memory that makes you happy: when we travelled with friends to DC by car
LOVE
Something someone can say or do that you find extremely attractive: OMG, you're wonderful
Something someone can say or do that you find unattractive: prove to me I can't trust them
Two things appealing about people: the random things they do & when they truly see one another
A personality trait you find appealing: plain olde being silly
Your secret passion: being with someone being with me and nothing else matter beyond where we touch one another
What you enjoy most about having a committed relationship: not a blessed thing
RELATING
DO you have a bf/gf: yeah, some kind of. Though he's in LA, and I'm in SF
What do you find sexy about them: it's a catastrophy that he's so far
A place where you want to have sex: Eiffel Tower or elevator
A strange place where you have had sex: cinema
What drives you crazy (in a good way) about this person: perfume
What music is on when you have sex, or is it the tv?: Nickelback, Sam Brown
Favorite song to have sex to: Lovefool by Cardigans
Describe your mate physically: he's lovely
Describe your mate's personality: he's hyper, goofy, and just a tad too hard on himself
You feel most attractive when: i just take a shower
Favorite thing you like to see your mate wear (clothing wise don't say naked): some white clothes
What would you like your mate to do more of: be with me everyday
FINALLY
If you had more time alone you would: sleep, go to cinema
If you had more patience you would: more patience would be scary
If you could change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be: nothing)
If you had no committments what would you be doing: I dunno
If you could have one super power what would it be: Invisibility or smth connected with time
If you could start all over: I'll do everything the same way but a little bit quicker
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Holidays - новая серия фотографий в фотоальбоме |
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Political jokes about George Bush |
"During the debate, Bush was asked by a lady to name three mistakes he's made. And Bush responded, 'This debate, the last debate and the next debate.'" —Bill Maher
"The President and Mrs. Bush were on 'Larry King' last night and the president said, 'America is absolutely better off today than it was 4 years ago.' Then he said, 'Did I say America? I meant Chevron.'" —Bill Maher
"Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course, George W. Bush for 'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.'" —Jay Leno
"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain." —Jon Stewart
"This week President Bush insisted he is absolutely convinced that Saddam had a weapons program. Of course he was absolutely convinced that he won the 2000 election, so I don't know." —Jay Leno
"The Justice Department launched an investigation into who in the White House leaked classified info to the press. The big question is, 'What did President Bush not know and when did he not know it?'" —Craig Kilborn
"An aide to the prime minister of Canada called President Bush a moron. Well that's not fair. Here's a guy who never worked a day in his life, got rich off his Dad's money, lost the popular vote and ended up president. That's not a moron, that's genius!" —Jay Leno
"George W. Bush surrounds himself with smart people the way a hole surrounds itself with a donut." —Dennis Miller
"President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both English and Spanish. Reaction was mixed, however, as people were trying to figure out which one was which." –Dennis Miller
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And that's our President quotes |
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
50. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —at the President's Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002
49. "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." —Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
48. "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
47. "We both use Colgate toothpaste." —after a reporter asked what he had in common with British Prime Minister Tony Blair, Camp David, Md., Feb. 23, 2001
46. "Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean, you're a — you've been given sovereignty, and you're viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004 (Watch video)
45. "I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003
44. "I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War
43. "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001
42. "The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself." —Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003
41. "I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004
40. "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." —discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, as quoted by Robertson
39. "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
38. "Haven't we already given money to rich people? Why are we going to do it again?" —to economic advisers discussing a second round of tax cuts, as quoted by former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neil, Washington, D.C., Nov. 26, 2002
37. "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." —Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002
36. "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!" —Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004
35. "Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
34. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." —as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
33. "I got to know Ken Lay when he was head of the — what they call the Governor's Business Council in Texas. He was a supporter of Ann Richards in my run in 1994. And she had named him the head of the Governor's Business Council. And I decided to leave him in place, just for the sake of continuity. And that's when I first got to know Ken and worked with Ken." —attempting to distance himself from his biggest political patron, Enron Chairman Ken Lay, whom he nicknamed "Kenny Boy," Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2002
32. "It is white." —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001
31. "I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." —at a White House menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001
30. "For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." —Philadelphia, Penn., May 14, 2001
29. "I don't know why you're talking about Sweden. They're the neutral one. They don't have an army." —during a Dec. 2002 Oval Office meeting with Rep. Tom Lantos, as reported by the New York Times
28. "You forgot Poland." —to Sen. John Kerry during the first presidential debate, after Kerry failed to mention Poland's contributions to the Iraq war coalition, Miami, Fla., Sept. 30, 2004
27. "I'm the master of low expectations." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
26. "I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." —aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
25. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
24. "We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates." —Washington, D.C. Oct. 4, 2001
23. "People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002
22. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet….I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." —President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004
21. "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004
20. "My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire." —radio address, Feb. 24, 2001
19. "You know, when I was one time campaigning in Chicago, a reporter said, 'Would you ever have a deficit?' I said, 'I can't imagine it, but there would be one if we had a war, or a national emergency, or a recession.' Never did I dream we'd get the trifecta." —Houston, Texas, June 14, 2002 (There is no evidence Bush ever made any such statement, despite recounting the trifecta line repeatedly in 2002. A search by the Washington Post revealed that the three caveats were brought up before the 2000 campaign — by Al Gore.)
18. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003
17. "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa." —State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false
16. "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard." —repeating the phrases "hard work," "working hard," "hard choices," and other "hard"-based verbiage 22 times in his first debate with Sen. John Kerry
15. "The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
14. "I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
13. "But all in all, it's been a fabulous year for Laura and me." —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001
12. "I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." —interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002
11. "Can we win? I don't think you can win it." —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, "Today" show interview, Aug. 30, 2004
10. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
9. "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004
8. "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." —speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003
6. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner
, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004
5. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
4. "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video)
3. "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video)
2. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004 (Watch video)
1. "My answer is bring them on." —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003
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