If the X-Mens Jean Grey was, indeed, a real person she would have predicted this early on and burned down every set and piece of equipment attached to the abysmal X-Men: Dark Phoenix film, because not only did it get shit reviews, its getting awful box office numbers too. The 12th X-Men movie, starring Sophie Turner [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/dark-phoenix-flopped-at-the-box-office-this-weekend/

Jada Pinkett-Smith has been drawing out everyones emotions like a magician pulling rabbits from top hats during her famed series Red Table Talk. And during each episode she, too, has no problem sharing stories from her own experience like being addicted to porn. There is literally no topic too great or small that Lil Oprah [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/jada-pinkett-smith-reveals-betrayals-of-the-heart-in-marriage-to-will-smith/

Around two years after splitting up from Anna Faris, and seven months after their divorce became a done deal, and one year after his totally not staged picnic date photo-op with Katherine Schwarzenegger, Chris Pratt has made Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shrivers eldest child his second wife. Chris and Katherine got married after a five [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/chris-pratt-and-katherine-schwarzenegger-are-married-now/

Exactly two weeks ago, I gave the HSOTD stamp to a seagull in England who tried to commit petty thievery by stealing a loaf of bread from Poundland (not to be confused with what I used to call my place after I put a pump n dump ad on Craigslist Casual Encounters& RIP). That bird [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/hot-slut-of-the-day-1974/

Georgia Holt (93) Laurie Hernandez (19) Tanya Burr (30) Mae Whitman (31) Natalie Portman (38) Matthew Bellamy (41) Michaela Conlin (41) Shandi Finnessey (41) Ed Simons (49) Tamela Mann (53) Pic: Wenn.com Gloria Reuben (55) Johnny Depp (56) Michael J. Fox (58) Aaron Sorkin (58) Patricia Cornwell (63) Dick Vitale (80) Jackie Mason (88) Jackie [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/birthday-sluts-2322/

Im not exactly sure what the hell is going on with Usher these days but hes been doing way too much. Perhaps hes still celebrating the recent victory in his herpes lawsuit, or maybe hes just rich and bored. Either way, this dude is seriously transitioning into the text book definition of mid-life crisis. And [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/open-post-hosted-by-ushers-new-forgotten-tomb-looking-tattoo/

No matter where you stand on the gun control debate, Im 100% sure that every single one of us can agree that a bath salts-baked zygote who cant even handle Flamin Hot Cheetos shouldnt be allowed to own or carry anything more powerful than an unloaded half-broken Nerf Blaster. But Lil Xan has a handgun, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/lil-xan-pulled-a-gun-on-a-dude-who-asked-him-why-he-talked-shit-about-tupac/

When youre shaking your ass on the promotion stroll for your television or movie project, the last thing youre thinking of is having fun, because youre basically at work. Yes, its work. I think. You have to answer the same questions over and over again and still find the strength to not roll your eyes each [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/a-man-asked-zendaya-out-on-a-date-during-a-qa-for-euphoria/

When I heard about actress Racquel Bailey spending $2,000 on a billboard near Tyler Perrys home, I dove into my couch cushions so fast looking for loose change. I even shook out all my clothes. And once I separated all the coins from the lint, I was able to come up with about half toward [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/the-actress-who-used-a-billboard-to-get-an-audition-with-tyler-perry-got-an-audition/

Its been one month since Master Archie was pulled out of Duchess Meghans body and began his completely ordinary life of never hearing the words, Sorry, it declined. Got another card?, sipping gin-spiked juice from his great-grandmama THE QUEEN on his third birthday, wearing the finest Mary Janes money can buy, and getting to call [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/duchess-meghan-took-a-break-from-maternity-leave-for-the-queens-birthday-extravaganza/

Kato, the big ball of white fluffiness who is too delicate for hiking! Ive been trying to retire that whole is all of us thing, but I am going to bring it out of semi-retirement to say that Kato is. all. of. us. Weve honestly all been there. We decide, for whatever fucked up reason [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/hot-slut-of-the-day-1973/

Frank Grillo (54) Hayes Grier (19) Irina Lazareanu (37) Maria Menounos (41) Kanye West (42) Eion Bailey (43) Michael Buckley (44) Shilpa Shetty (44) Mark Feurstein (48) Gabrielle Giffords (49) David Sutcliffe (50) Dan Futterman (52) Julianna Marguiles (53) Pic: Instagram Nick Rhodes (57) Kristine W (57) Mick Hucknall (59) Keenan Ivory Wayans (61) Griffin [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/08/birthday-sluts-2321/

Pauley Perrette said before that she packed up her bangs and left NCIS over several physical assaults, and there were stories about Mark Harmons dog attacking a crew member. Pauley now claims that Mark himself attacked her and others, and when she spoke out about it, she got fired, which is why shes done with [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/night-crumbs-1266/

According to Engadget, a UK-based pool company is about to give the house hunters on House Hunters International a new reason to annoy their real estate agent. And thats the phrase, We want an infinity pool, but one of those new ultra-fancy four-sided infinity pools. Thats doable with our $100,000 budget, right?. Compass Pools recently [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/london-is-about-to-get-the-worlds-first-360-degree-infinity-pool/

Madonna’s been terrorizing our ear-holes all spring with new music from her latest album Madame X. We were told Madame X was some kind of secret agent who travels around the world, shifting identities and solving problems like Israeli–Palestinian conflict and tenacious toe fungus. Now Madonna, sorry, Madame X, has a new video that would like to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/the-video-for-madonnas-dark-ballet-features-a-ballet-dancing-joan-of-arc/

When John Singleton passed away in April at 51, it sounded like the cause of death was pretty cut and dry. John had checked into the hospital after suffering from a stroke during a flight from Costa Rica to Los Angeles. Then it was revealed he was put into a medically-induced coma, and not long [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/john-singletons-family-has-hired-a-p-i-to-investigate-his-death/

After Showgirls became a critical and commercial hit in 1995, and beat the record of the most Oscar wins ever (including Best Picture, Best Actress for Gina Gershon, Best Actor for Kyle MacLachlan, Best Supporting Actor for James The Cheating Slut Dancer, Best Supporting Actress for Mama, Best Costume Design, Best Original Screenplay, and Best Sound [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/open-post-hosted-by-the-bound-reunion-weve-all-been-waiting-for/

Thats a picture of R. Kelly from a tour in 2016–Im not being some kind of ominous troll by using it, I just chose it as the one to use randomly. R. Kelly has seen an influx of bad news on top of his already crap-stained human existence. He was hit with a ton more [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/r-kelly-pleads-not-guilty-to-the-newest-sex-abuse-charges-against-him/

65-year-old Dennis Quaid is getting with 26-year-old graduate student Laura Savoie. Yes, I did the math for you, thats a 39 year age difference. Other fun math: Laura was born in 1993, graduated high school in 2011, shes younger than Dennis oldest child (who is 27), and yet is still technically too old for Woody Allen. [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/65-year-old-dennis-quaid-is-dating-a-26-year-old-phd-student/

Leave it to industry vet Drew Barrymore to be able to pull off shilling for a fly-by-night health and beauty trend like EMSCULPT while still maintaining her hard-won brand ethos of empowered flower child. Drew’s managed to monetize her “latest obsession” which, as far as I can tell, is the modern equivalent of those goofy [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/drew-barrymore-is-the-new-spokesperson-for-a-tummy-sculpting-device/