As is his wont, Drake attended game 5 of the NBA finals last night wearing what can only be described as a sexual harassment dry eraser board on his wrist. According to Page Six, Drake was seen flashing a $750,000 Richard Mille “69 Tourbillon Erotic” watch that features a “three panels capable of displaying different [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/11/drake-wore-a-750000-erotic-watch-to-the-nba-finals-yes-i-said-erotic/

Keanu Reeves is really The Most Respectable Man Alive, and thankfully hell continue to be because hes immortal. Yesterday I was falling more deeply in love with him because he was in a video game and was acting charming and breathtaking on stage, and today Im admiring him even more because of his ability to [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/11/open-post-hosted-by-keanu-reeves-being-the-king-of-keeping-his-hands-to-himself/

Five and a half years ago, Dean McDermott earned himself a gold star in dumbass decisions by cheating on his meal ticket Tori Spelling with a woman named Emily Goodhand while filming in Canada. It was news that probably made Candy Spelling sigh and think, Good, one less mouth to feed. Ill get the divorce papers. But [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/11/dean-mcdermott-says-he-was-thinking-with-his-dick-when-he-cheated-on-tori-spelling/

Robin Givens is denying a rumor that she once did  Brad Pitt while married to Mike Tyson, and Mike caught them in bed together. Robin Givens is a much better person than me because if that rumor ever existed about me, I would never, ever deny it. In fact I would put it on my resum'e, my [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/11/robin-givens-says-she-never-had-an-affair-with-brad-pitt/

DJ Khaled seems to be aiming for Most Entitled Shit Bag Of The Year because hes allegedly planning a huge lawsuit against Billboard because of their charting system. You see DJ Khlaed is fuming over the unfair business practices of the chart which allows people to essentially buy their way to a number 1 album [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/11/dj-khaled-wants-to-sue-billboard-because-his-album-wasnt-1/

Peter Dinklage (50) Kodak Black (22) Jorja Smith (22) Ivana Baquero (24) Eugene Simon (27) Claire Holt (31) Shia LaBeouf (33) Joshua Jackson (41) Matt McGrath (50) Gioia Bruno of Expos'e (56) Dr. Oz (59) Pic: Twitter Hugh Laurie (60) Joe Montana (63) Greta Van Susteren (65) Frank Beard of ZZ Top (70) Adrienne Barbeau [&]

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Kim Kartrashian released a picture of her latest baby/Instagram accessory Psalm Ye (the correct pronunciation of that name is whatever the sound a double eye roll makes) and it looks like hes sleeping, but I think hes just got his eyes closed real right and plans to never open them because he doesnt want to face [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/night-crumbs-1267/

TMZ caught Wendy Williams on the way home from a Roscoes Chicken and Waffles run, but you don’t get “caught” on the way home from a Roscoes run unless you want to be caught. Any sane person gets that shit home as soon as possible before the chicken gets damp and waffle gets dry. But [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/wendy-williams-broke-down-in-tears-to-tmz-in-front-of-her-new-man/

Kylie Jenner must have gotten jealous of  Kylie Skin getting dragged up and down the internet, and decided she wanted a bunch of bad attention for herself. Well, she got it, and all she had to do was decide that The Handmaids Tale would be a fun LOL-worthy theme for her friends birthday party. A [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/kylie-jenner-threw-a-handmaids-tale-themed-birthday-party/

I first need to apologize to Patty Ratburn for chopping one of her best features, her rat nose, to fit her into that composite. Although, I did spare her from inhaling the nostril hair-burning aroma of the beautiful dick chili. That saying, April showers brings May flowers, works here, because every finalist in the HSOTM [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/who-is-mays-hot-slut-of-the-month-6/

This story is really merging two of my loves together: Keanu Reeves and video games. I was and still am that gay who loves a video game and always plays as the girl character. So here I am with the chance to write about the Eternal Prince of Goodness and Non-Problematicness attending the E3 expo–which [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/open-post-hosted-by-keanu-reeves-getting-lovingly-heckled-at-e3-expo/

While he won’t admit it, Isaiah Washington’s personal theme song is Toxic by Britney Spears. Every time his name is uttered or he enters a room, that electric violin “neer, neer, neer, neer” riff comes on over god’s loudspeaker. And he doesn’t even have to actually be named for it to play. When Ellen Pompeo spoke [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/isaiah-washington-resembles-those-remarks-about-the-toxic-culture-on-greys-anatomy/

Its 7:00, Saturday morning. A phone buzzes on a nightstand. Prince Harry rolls over, picks up his phone, and reads the following text from his brother: Hi mate. I know you think Im a bit of a wanker right now (the feeling is mutual, you ginger knob!), but but would you mind if I came [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/duchess-kates-ex-best-friend-rose-hanbury-has-been-seen-without-her-wedding-ring-on/

Jojo Siwa is trying to kill your children!! Just kidding. She is 16 years old and probably has about 0% involvement with anyof the rainbow-colored products making her and her family extremely rich. Well maybe now shell pay more attention or at the very least hire one of Gwyneth Paltrows fact-checkers, because one of her Jojo Siwa-branded [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/jojo-siwa-had-her-makeup-recalled-from-claires-because-of-asbestos/

Pull yourself out of that Kapotasana and stash the eye-dropper of psilocybin juice for another day, Gwyneth Paltrow’s invented a new aspirational lifestyle enhancement that’s bound to sweep the nation. It’s called Co-Disenhabiting (or will be. I will let Gwyn use that one, for a small fee) and for the minimal expense and inconvenience of [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/gwyneth-paltrow-and-her-husband-live-in-separate-houses/

You know how when someone gets kicked off of a competition reality show, they sometimes say, Bitch, you havent seen the last of me! I usually roll my eyes at them like, Well, youre probably right since Ill see you working next to me at the dish washing station at Golden Corral after this blog goes [&]

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Page Six is reporting that Cuba Gooding Jr. was recently acting like a mess in a club. Except this isnt one of those feel-good kind of Cuba stories in which he gets turnt at the club and treats everyone to a one-man dance party. This is the other kind, where a drunk Cuba allegedly did [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/cuba-gooding-jr-has-been-accused-of-groping-a-woman-at-a-club/

So this is strange because of literally everything about it except for one part: which is Justin Bieber challenging someone to a fight. Because of course Justin Bieber is that person who goes around yelling, Fight me! to people. Especially to people who would never in a billion years actually do it. Which brings us to the news that [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/10/justin-bieber-has-challenged-tom-cruise-to-a-ufc-fight/

Brit Brit Spears now has the perfectly demure and sophisticated thing to wear if she ever decides to marry that hot piece of man chiseled out of a boulder. Frito-Lay and Forever 21 have joined unholy forces for the official uniform of America, a Flamin Hot Cheetos clothing line thatll make you look like a [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/open-post-hosted-by-flamin-hot-cheetos-elegance-courtesy-of-forever-21/

Two things I will never do in life: go hiking or get in a helicopter. And honestly, Ive had no desire to do either one of those things since I was a kid. But after seeing the video of Katalin Metros rescue in Phoenix last week, those two items have been promoted to another list [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/09/the-helicopter-hiker-of-arizona-is-still-dizzy-after-that-wild-ride/