Back in April, we learned that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolies never-ending messy divorce fight was almost over. They had legally became single, but werent officially divorced. We now have a singular, just one, update to that. Oh, who am I kidding? Were in for more stories ,arent we? This one is about how Brad [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/07/brad-pitt-reportedly-wants-angelina-jolie-to-sign-the-divorce-papers-or-else/

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Madonna spit at her New York Times profile (the one where she once again said that her songs from Rebel Heart leaking felt like rape) because she thinks it was superficial and focused too much on her age. Reading it made Madonna feel like she was raped, and wants you all to know she can [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/night-crumbs-1265/

All the stores in Barbra Streisand underground mall are closed and the needlepoint “Bless This Mess” banner, I’m sure she has in her living room, has been lowered to half mast in loving memory of Sammie, Babs beloved Coton de Tulear. Sammie walked this earth from May 2003  May 2017. And then again, and [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/barbra-streisands-little-clones-paid-tribute-to-their-mother/

You know theres a group of people out there who got the hots for the floppy-haired Hugh Grant of the 90s that would happily dispute that claim. But according to Hugh himself, dont count on seeing Mumbly Prince Charming in any upcoming romantic comedies, because hes aged out. Hugh Grant, along side Diego Luna, Sam [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/hugh-grant-says-hes-too-old-and-ugly-for-rom-coms/

Well, it had a good run. Entertainment Weekly, or as I call it, the On The Toilet Magazine, is changing its format and will now only be printed monthly. According to The Hollywood Reporter, starting in August, I’m going to have to start reading my phone when I take a shit like everybody else. The [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/entertainment-weekly-will-be-weekly-no-more/

While it looks like Judith Light is alive, alive with the sound of music! Even in that truly hideous bra situation. Just give her the Emmy now. When we last left the cast of Transparent, Jeffrey Tambor was dropped after several transwomen on set claimed he had acted like a creep towards them. Jeffrey himself [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/maura-pfefferman-is-officially-dead-in-the-trailer-for-the-transparent-finale/

The Fyre Festival may have fucked over all those people in the Bahamas, but it sure is the gift that keeps giving to us North Americans. Blow Job King, Andy King, let us know that his antics in the Fyre Festival documentary by Netflix would lead to advertising campaigns and here is the first one. Andy [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/open-post-hosted-by-ryan-reynolds-blowing-hard-for-his-company/

Nashville loves any excuse to bust out the fringe, sequins, and in an alarming new trend, the too-tight high-water trousers. Last night marked country music’s 37th biggest night with the successful handing out of the CMT Awards, which are fan-voted awards honoring country music video and live performances. The trophies appear to be made out [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/the-cmt-awards-red-carpet-looks-defied-space-time-and-genre/

Sometimes its hard to tell what a true emergency is and sometimes its dead obvious. Like when a Louisiana resident found out that Taco Bell was out of both hard AND soft shells for their tacos and called 911 to report the crime of no taco shells in her belly. I know what youre thinking, [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/a-woman-called-911-after-taco-bell-ran-out-of-taco-shells/

Earlier this week, we saw the return of the rumor that Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk are so close to calling it quits. Weve got an update, and according to The Sun, Irina has moved out. A source says that Irina recently moved out of the Pacific Palisades mansion she shared with Bradley, and into [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/06/irina-shayk-has-reportedly-moved-out/

Harvey Fierstein (65) Ellie Kendrick (29) Carl Bar^at (41) Joy Enriquez (41) Mondo Guerra (41) Staci Keanan (44) Uncle Kracker (45) Sonya Walger (45) Natalie Morales (47) Max Casella (52) Pic: Instagram Paul Giamatti (52) Jason Isaacs (56) Paul Nassif (57) Tom Araya (58) Steve Vai (58) Jimmy Jam (60) Colin Quinn (60) Sandra Bernhard [&]

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Based on the new poster for Wonder Woman 1984, Im guessing that in this one, Wonder Woman drops acid at a Missoni-sponsored Pride Party. Im in  The Blemish Kristen Stewarts down-low part is a certified boomerang because it has bounced from Stella Maxwell to Sara Dinkin to Stella Maxwell again  Lainey Gossip  MTV [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/night-crumbs-1264/

First he took a time machine back to 1969, now he’s using a rocket ship to get as far away as possible from his responsibilities here on earth. The lengths William Bradley Pitt will go to to avoid looking like a 55-year-old divorced father of 6 are truly staggering. But what’s the use of being [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/brad-pitt-does-some-soul-searching-in-space-in-the-trailer-for-ad-astra/

Ellen Pompeo was recently interviewed by someone else who is very familiar with on-set drama, Taraji P. Henson, for Variety. Taraji  who will have spent six seasons playing Cookie Lyon on Empire by the time it ends next year  asked Ellen how she managed to clock in every day for 15 seasons. The [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/ellen-pompeo-says-there-were-some-toxic-years-on-the-greys-anatomy-set/

Whoevers in charge of updating the “accident free for ___ days” sign in the break room at the Bond 25 studio has been getting a workout. They can go ahead and erase that 17 and set it back to zero. Last month Bond de jour Daniel Craig injured his ankle on set in Jamaica, requiring [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/an-explosion-rocked-the-set-of-bond-25-injuring-a-crew-member/

Sorry, let me rephrase that. Because it sounds like Kate Beckinsale got ready for bed one night by burying her face in a mountain of drugs before passing out while counting sheep in 80s power suits that cant stop grinding their teeth. People says that Kate posted a screen shot of a text conversation between [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/kate-beckinsale-had-a-paranoid-coke-dream-about-her-daughter/

A 74-year-old Arizona hiker was injured and ended up having to get a helicopter rescue. Sounds simple enough until the helicopter starts acting like possessed carnival ride gone wrong and spins the fuck out on this poor woman. A camera man captured the rescue, and the video is wild. Its the 2019 remix of Dead [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/open-post-hosted-by-an-arizona-hiker-going-for-a-barfy-wild-ride/

The Blast is reporting that Terrence Howard is now under federal investigation for criminal tax evasion. I guess Terrence realized that Empire wouldnt last forever and so he was trying to keep those riches safe. He saw Jussie Smollett get off for his alleged crimes and was like, I could do that. Well, girl, next time hire some hot body [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/terrence-howard-and-his-wife-are-under-investigation-for-tax-evasion/

The word nasty used to be a hot one. I mean, who doesnt want to hear your piece call you a nasty sissy boy cum dumpster before they spit in your face and choke you out? What!? Just me?! Okay, but now the word nasty is hot no more, and its all thanks to Donald [&]

http://dlisted.com/2019/06/05/farewell-to-the-word-nasty-you-had-a-good-run/