Два студента перед сессией:
- Что читаешь?
- Квантовую механику.
- А чего книга вверх ногами?
- Да какая разница...

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Звонок на радиостанцию:
- Здравствуйте, я бы хотел заказать для своей подруги песню группы «Михей и Джуманджи» «Сука Любовь».
- А как зовут Вашу подругу?
- Люба.

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except that its cold outside........
yep , still cold..........
i am trying to sign up for the badmington club, but will see how it goes......
nothing much new.......
well, i didn't do so great on my midtearms......
i got 80 in sic and 77 on speech, but the speech will be retested , so its great.......
well there will be all aplications problems, so maybe not so great, eh........
i just want to dissapear, i got it , i need a vacation.......
something major, something relaxing, somethink like water and sand......
err.......i need summer......
i already bought so many new cloth for summer that i have a big urge for it to wear.........cool cool....

nothing, really nothing........
my excel project one of them when well, i felt really misserable when i saw how Edina is so good at it, and me , eh, i can't even recongize fromula.........
well there is definaly room for improvement for me......
and the other one, sucks, i will have to do it on my own, that moron didn't show up, oh well screw him..........

i am cool.....

Today is the perfect day......
i will like everyone waves around me , like every one want to know me.....
i am pretty , great day, great feelings, but i am hungry ...
end of story. , so much to learn for my midterms..........

Today is March 1st and its snowing out side, its very cold and unpleasant weather......
p.s. guys from my phy class falling for me, they are cool and usefull when it comes to phy.....
all my speech class told me today that i am cute and pretty, hehe, and i was doing a speech on hybrid cars, one guy tried to be smart and asked me questions , but i answered back, yeah, i shut him off and another guy thought that i am a scientist.....how cool is that........eh...
p.s. olga suddenly called up today,i didn't hear from her since my birthday, she wanted my address , so i can be her emergency contact when she goes to france....yeah , right ........hello , you still remember me, ?? she never calls me for no reason........great........ah

Монолог собаки:
- Когда я волнуюсь - я потею. Когда я потею - я пахну. Когда я пахну - меня моют. Когда меня моют - я волнуюсь!

p.s. и в правду

everything is bad..........
no feelings.........
i am down.........
feels like depression......
eh......

Thought for the day:
"Ставь перед собой цель покрупнее - не промахнешься."

Right now i don't really have a thing for right now, simply because i am a little bit confused, ok, maybe a lot, but i don't really understand whats going on inside my head, i get so many missed messages from him that i don't know what to think and how to act anymore.....Eh, this is the longest sentense i've ever written in here...But yes, it is true, sadly but true.....
i really don't get him, first he hates me and tried to avoid me by all guts , but now he is all over me...he talks with me about everything , topic and off topic yeah, for a moment i though he was flirting today with me......but than again, i think he laughs inside about me , eh, i don't want him to consider my friend , but he is getting closer, what a biatch......ah, i don't curse nomrally , whatever.......
i do look good today.......anyway, he even started talking to me about his gf and how he refused to go out with her b/c he had to work,,,,,,da, like i care.......
b/c i don't , i know i don't.........
saw Qina today and we desided to go play badmington on thurday, i am really looking forward to it, i think i will be great, i go we will go.......
all weekends long i did my hw, especially accounting, its horrible i hate it, but go to do and learn this wholes stuff......everything seems to be great, nothing bad...
eh, i am happy, really i am just by the way things are right now in my life.......
and yes, oh yes,.........I UNDERSTAND PHYSICS'S PROFESSOR FOR THE FIRST TIME, i was totally following him in the class and when we did practise quiz , i did it on 100 and i didn't even open up a book once, all knowledge came from his lecture.....i guess its worth it to come and listen to him...i finally got him........

thought of a day......
NEVER, EVER BECOME ACCOUNTANT.........
its horrible, borring and takes too much time, and its so misserable when at the end of your 5 hours work acc. equations doen't match up......
rrrr

today was my first help line traning and i love it.....
its a very special group, all girls and miss Lisa is our tutor.......
its great, feels very warm in comfortable in there........
maybe i can learn more about myslef.........
its all about me.......selfish me........beautiful me,....
did i say i look gorgeous today??
in fact , i do........very pretty, han beautifull, han GEORGEOUS..........

sovet dnay:
"Если вы считаете, что не удачно вышли на фотографии, то посмотрите на
нее еще раз лет через десять, и ваше мнение изменится на противоположное."

today was a very strange day........
very stange......
on the train station i met this old guy who says that he sees me everyday at this time, than he started talking to be, he goes to college , staties accounting ,but at first look he looks in his 40s, very strange......
now i know that he likes me for sure..............
he left the lab when i did, we walked with me and when i said that i won't go to seek office, but rather straight to the library he went with me....
yesterday was the valentines day, he even asked what did i do on it........oh , right, like
he doesn't know that i don't have a bf, or maybe he isn't sure, or whatever, i don't care......
anyway, he definatelly likes me alot, and i am sure that i am right........
my best friends is birthday today, so i called her up and congratulate her.....
she seems like she was pleasant to hear my voice.........
on my way back home , i totaly lost controll over myself,.. i
took the wrong train.........for the first time ever...........i took the wrong train and i didn't even notice that, thanks to the lady sitting next to me who asked me what stop this is.....without her, i wouldn't realize that i am going wrong directions........anyway it took me an extra hour today just to get home.....
and now i need to study for my quiz for tomorrow, and i have to go take a bath, ah,
and i am so glad my dad bought me cd's , now i don't need to get out and buy them, and i didn't even asked him to buy them, ah, cool, right how i need it , right how it would be done........
well enough for today, bye bye

RED AND WHITE ROSES
Read in these roses the sad story
Of my hard fate and your own glory.
IN the white you may discover
The palenes of a fainting lover,
In the read the flamser still feeding
OH my heart, with fresh woundes bleeding
The white will tell you how I languish,
And the read express my anguish
The white my innocence dsiplaying
the read my martyrdom betraying
The frowns that you your brow resided
Have those roses thus divided
OH let your smiles but clrear the weather
And then they both shall grow together.

too bad i don't have my valentine.........
but al least , ВСЕ ЕЩЕ В ПЕРЕДИ.....

did i mention i talk funny with my rutainers?
or sometimes i can't talk at all....
even my mom don't understands me........
eh, ah, what did you say?

it already feels like spring........
she sun is shining bright and it's getting a little bit warmer......
ah, spring........
but there is some good and bad news......
lets start from good : I got my check and i opened up an account.....YEah
now i feel like grown up , and i will always walk around with some $ in my pocket, too bad i can't cash it yet and i don't have a job to pay for credit card, but hey, great news! I bought my self a new parfume, it called sentual oils - valley lilly, its great, and smells so fresh and innocent.....thats my present for me for valentines day......screw boyfriends, ( like i have one, hehe) i can make myslef a celebration, on my own. that its cool.........
bad news........i am wearing braces again, but its not braces it rutainers, which is worst , cause it make you feel like a grand ma, i hate to take it off and put it back on.....eh, i can't wait when the time will pass and i will have to take them off forever!
and its right when its a spring time, great.....eh...
too much homework to do, i can't keep up with my work, damn, its hard,
and i signed up for Helpline project......will see how it goes, yeah right like i can help someone , i need help on my own! Hehe, but i will try this project, no harm , plus it will look cool on my resume.....
so long, ah, spring time and i am at home studing,. sucks

merril lynch declined my applicatication........
sucks...........
he definately likes me....
but my old friend from sci is definately cuter and manlier.....
will see what happens

i think he likes me, i reall do......
otherwise why would he wait for me after class......
besides he has a girlfriend.........
its hard to resist me.....
but i am ready to play the game...
i show him.........

Единственная дверь, в которую Вы входите в своих снах, - дверь дома Вашего детства - сулит Вам в будущем счастье и окружение родственных душ.