Сидит компания, скучает
- Чё-то как-то скучно, да?
- Да
- Может сыграем во что-нибудь?
- Ну можно
- Давайте в молчанку?
- Ну давай уж
Все замолчали, сидят уже два часа
Голос проигравшего:
- Пиздец повеселело...


- Вася, если бы тебе пpедложили тpахнyть Машy 1 pаз или Петю 2 pаза - что бы ты выбpал? - Hy.. Маша - это, конечно, Маша. Hо ДВА РАЗА


- А у меня девушка новая!
- Красивая?
- Не то слово!
- Страшная?
- Вот! То слово!

 Встречаются 2 подруги. Одна спрашивает у другой. Как дела с твоим парнем?
(2) Всё нормально, но замуж за него я не выйду.
(1) Почему это?
(2) Во первых, он не может содержать такую женщину как я. Во вторых, все его родственники меня ненавидят. В третьих, мы виделись 1 раз и он больше не звонил...

 Подруга - подруге:
- Была у врача, оказалось - беременна.
- Придумала ребенку имя?
- Я еще отчество обдумываю

Yesterday was my last day of classes at college!

Boy, will i never forget that day!.... it ended up like i've never thought it would end up.  So i go to my last com class and this Albanian guy starts flirting with me all of a suden. .....like hello, where were you during the semester???

anyway, he asks me out for drinks to celebrate my graduation, and i dare him to come to our next fin class, where i will decide if i would like to go with him for drinks or not....

men, was i suprised when he showed up.....(later on he said he showed up b/c 50% of me and 50% b/c of a final) .....so i decided to go out with him for drinks.......

as a result, we ended up drinking from 7 to 11, and i , as always, got so drunk.... and than we ended up kissing....lol....well, i want really kissing me, but he was really kissing me, like all over my face....and than we both started laughing so hard because none of us would have ever thought that this is how we gonna celebrate our last day of classes.

I mean, prior to meeting him, i had plans to go out drinking with my business class classmates, and he said he had some plans to go out with him friends too, but there we were, two strangers, celebrating our both graduation , drinking wine and beer and making out.....

I have to say it was fun :)) like i will definatelly remember my last day of college for sure. and as he said life is so unpredictable, that things that happen that werent plan initially are the most fun things in life...............

i wonder if i will see him again, i only remember, than, when i was leaving, he asked me : " you wont forget what happend today , tomorrow, right???"

i guess i wont

i just talked to my mom and dad about this whole thing

and it made me feel better....i know i made a right choice, i must think about myself rather than care what others think about me....its a dog eat dog world

wow , what a morning!!!

First Alex called and started screaming at me for not showing up to go to the trading floor. Well, first of all i didnt' even know if we were still going to the trading floor. He came up with this time that we were suppose to meet, but i dont' even remember him telling me about it!!!

So he said its unbelievable and unexcusable,  but in reallity i know why he was screaming at me, he was jealous that i went to joe and eric for resume help and not him...

So i called Mr. Melnick this morning and we had a conversation , and he said that he likes me and he wants to help me in finding a job. So he will forward my resume to the right person.

I also had to call this morning to the Chase bank . I recieved a phone call from them yesterday about my resume and seems like they liked it and now what to set up an interview.

Its getting better already :)

yesterday, i finally let her go.

olga called me , as usual for a favor, after not calling me since november?

she asked me for some kind of favor,  i said yes, but never got back to her.

i hope she realized that i am not her little life saver anymore, and i am not her friend anymore.

we have been best friends since high school, but anymore, its over and its better that way , she is way to jealous of me, she never cares about me, she only wants to know what am i doing and how i can help her,.....well now its over, finally, i wanted to end our friendship a long time ago and yesterday was a perfect time.....i will never call her back.....

its better than way, i am losing my friends...sooner or later i will lose irina too....

but its all worth it............................

p.s. the professor was right when he said you should always pick friends that are better than you, and let jealous losers go. Its hard . But.

aslo yesterday, when i was leaving andrew gave me his business card and said " if u ever need someone to call to bail you out"

lol, eh :-)

now i get it

My huge day yesterday was awesome:))

it was my last dat at work and so i and my coworkers went out to celebrate it!!

I cant believe i got drunk from one margarita :( I didnt even finish it, and got to drunk

ah, i hope i didnt'  make to much of a fool of myself

well, Noah was asking for my resume anyway, i guess they like me and want to continue working after my graduation, which is in ONE week!!

Banker was flirting all evening with me , he was wispering in my ear that its time for me to get really and that my imaginary boyfriend should look out cause he might loose me because i am so beautiful.....well at least thats what  i remember .......damn i got drunk......so fucking unprofessional !

plus i had a ponytail last night, so i totally looked like a school girl,, oh god, i hope these guys still take me seriously....

and when i was leaving , i kissed Steven on the cheeck, lol, i hope he didnt metion that to anyone, i dont' know why i did that, he was leaning forward so i just went for it

man..........

i cant drink!!!!! and i think I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DRINK , especially with my coworkers

p.s. somehow , when i came home yesterday drunk , i send out a letter to Joe that i would enjoy to go out for a dinner with him to celebrate my graduation.....lol...i dont know how am i going to get myself out of this, i dont' even like him, man why did i do it???????

 

    

 

   

 

 

 

Если Вам приснилось, что мозоли на ногах доставляют Вам неприятные ощущения, то Вам следует быть готовым к проискам врагов.Если во сне Вы смогли избавиться от мозолей, то наяву Вы получите крупное наследство от родственника, о существовании которого Вы вряд ли догадывались.Для молодой женщины сон, в котором она видит мозоли на своих ногах, означает, что ее отношения с подругами будут достаточно напряженными.

today i had the best day ever!!
in the morning it was dull, but than, oh my
fist, i hurt my boss, i moved his chair to the side when he was talking on phone and so when he was ready to sit down, he hit the floor cause the chair was not there, what a moron ( i didnt do it on purpose)
too bad no one saw it except me! but still, muahahahahahahaha
than Joe called and said that we missed me and wants me go back upstaires to say hi, and let me mention Joe is a head manager of my boss
i still can remember my boss's face, he was shocked that his manager loves me and interacts with me more!
it was like a hit below the belt for him , muahahahahaha
so i got him TWICE today, biatch
p.s. after everything he did for me! ha , he deserves it!!!!!!!!!!

dialog: out of nowhere:

A :- Hi, are you French?
B :- No
A :- Are you Russian?
B :- No
A :- Are you jewish?
B :- No
A :- So you are not european and not jewish
B :- No, i am european. I am ukrainian.
A :- Oh really, is that a made up country?
B :- Get an atlas bitch!

i hate rain, i feel so lonely when it rains :(

did some closet cleaning , observed results:

2 white bras
2 black bras
1 green bra
1 blue bra
6 red bras

what was i thinking ???

i wonder about my sexuality level now, hm

ah i cant stop shopping at victoria secret,
everytime i log on my yahoo account i see an add - vs and i just cant help myself but to click on it
so i spend money on clothing ! again!
i know what i am getting myself for christmass this year - NOTHING
i have no cash

p.s. i am so glad i have this mini thanksgiving vacation
wich is not really a vacation, its just that majority of my work will be done at home so i dont have to wake up early and drag my ass somewhere :)))

p.s.s.
robert is so fucking afraid of me now, i feel like those guys are right under my heel now, i am so glad i cried last time :)) it all turned out well!
banker wants to take me out for drinks :)
and yesterday 2 guys walked me home , how cute is that, one to the trainstation and another one to another trainstation, it was cute :))

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iTAInbW2QM

sometimes i feel like my life is nothing more than a shatter dream

i recorded a video tape of myself dancing,how silly is that?
i am scared of upcomming week , so much left to do
that chinese guy is still flirting with me ,now he wants to help me to find job
how silly :))
i am so much more than that, i dont need his job , i don't wanna spend my work time next to him, besides i can find a job on my own. I think i wanna move to Boston after my graduation and stay there.