Убило меня с утра письмо из Германии, да из Германии, несмотря на английский. Вот если бы на немецком написал, я бы может еще и подумала. Может нехорошо передавать чужие письма, но это очень смешно:

Hello dear Madame,
Perhaps you are very much surprised about my email and my romantic emotions.
Your portrait makes so a big impression, your beautiful face, your splended eyes, what you write about your interests, your character-attribute s, what is important for you and you like to do.
My wish is only to see you, to love and to be loved, then to marry, to make you rich, to take care for you , to travel with you round the global seas and mountains and to get happiness , your loyality, trustment and to make you happy. You are so pretty and light, so will be tender, loyal, heartly to my dreamgirl and very careful and responsible
Want to be for you a really husband and later a superfather. But this is in depence of the development our relation, that sympathy can grow to love, trustment and loyality. Let us realize this.
My sentences will be very strange for you, because you never see me, excuse, want to send you photos from me, my town, my house and will tell about my story from our family, my profession as doctor .
To introduce myselfe, 45 years, 180 cm athletic figure, blond, lecturer at university, doctor for psychology, gynecology and sociology, TV-journalist for foreign themata in socio-economic, ethnologic and psychologic questions.
My email-address.: (…) Write your answer, and please a photo to this address and when possible, a telephon-number, to can call you and hear your voice. You must not be afrait, you can speak in English.
But first let us have a intensive correspondence and a communication by telephone, to can call you and hear you.
It is for me important, to know about your emotions, what makes you sad, what happy, what you hate and what love, when you feel sure and when unsure
Harmony, humour, tolerance, understanding, true speaking, helping each other, loyality and respect together with tenderness, romantic love , are my main princips for a relation.
Also like to go in museal historic places, in concerts of classic or modern music, sometimes Bach, Chopin or Beethoven, , then Scorpions, Queen or Jennifer Lopes.
But more interests have for classical theatre, sport-championats and good films.
Important for me is to have freedom in responbility for social things, to can develope my creativy by writing reportages, making interviews, films and fotos about this, what seems important or is only funny.
Then very like to find out in scientific work the cases of a psychologic,sociologic or special human problem and find a answer, but this belonging to my profession.
At last my other hobby, to dream, to do nothing, to play with children or little dogs and cats to sing my phantasy songs and fall in big love.
hope for your answer
your Hubertus.

В двух словах, товарищ Герберт просит о моей сердечности, лояльности и добрых чувствах в очень смешной форме. Боже мой, откуда же им взяться?

Мы по кому-то сохнем, а кто-то сохнет по нам. Хотя, лично я вообще уже ничего не чувствую, кроме неприязни, что опять придется разбивать "сердце", недавно только от одного маньяка избавилась. Мужчины даже не понимают, какое я одолжение им оказываю, отказывая им.