Monday is the best day of the week! Most people sit in their houses and watch TV, so you can get a table without a wait, you can actually sit in the bar, you can get a cab, it's the best. And I don't care that for most of people the week just began, for me it's over.

I'm bored. I've decided not to drink till New Year's Eve. When I order an O'Douls in bars, I feel retarded.
All the books in the house have been already read, all the movies have been seen, all the numbers have been dialed. Boring.

I'm strong enough
To live with out you
Strong enough ...
LA LA lA lal alalalalla



BULLSHIT!:slon:

Thanxgivinf is the sadest holiday in the country.
And it always make me feel sad, that's why I choose to work the last thursday of this month.
PS. Tired, gonna have a nao, I'll beback in 2 hours. If...

my freiend wants to break up with his girlfriend, but doesn't know how to do it without hurting her. So I was discussing that with my roommate's girlfriend. I said that may he should do what I've done. She didn't let me to finish, she said:"What? Move out of country?" I didn't know what to do laugh or cry.

Моя герл-френд о своих университетских подругах:
- Пока учились вместе, часто сидели в кафешках, подолгу общались, а
теперь у всех своя жизнь, свои проблемы - та замуж вышла, у той
мандавошки.

:)

I want them to win tommorow. I want them to kick those Welsh asses hard.
I want them to become national heroes of modern sport. I want them to be honest, with fans, coaches, and themselves, if they loose, there won't be another chanse for their generation. I want them to make country proud of them.
I'll be there, in a Irish pub full of Welsh, I'll be there wearing my Russian national jersey, I'll be there the only Russian, but don't give a fuck, I'll be there happy.
I want them to win tommorow.

I need a winter coat or jacket, thinking of Reaction, but the only thing I hate shopping is winter outwear.Shoes, pants, shirts...ok, but that, too complicated.

whether sucks! I hate this wind,
And I don't really want to get sick, a surely I will.

have no clue what to do tommorow, may be I'll finally will go to Jersey, but i can't stand that 2-hour bus ride. Or I'll go to see a mmovie , may be.

I don't know!!!!!!!!

I hate when people say that. Go and fucking check, it's your fucking job.

I used to drink Guiness a lot. Not Anymore. Now Drink Bud, from the bottles. I don't know why? It's shit beer, but their marketing department is doing well, I guess. I was called a Russian Redneck, funny. That would be kolhoznik , I guess.
Last Friday. A Black couple walks in the bar. He orders a double Hennessy, she orders a mudslilde. Pays 25$ for Henny and 9$ for mudslide. And after that he syas: two niggers pay 25$ bucks for a drink , and you tell me that Marketing doesn't work.
Scotch whiskey, good , smooth if it's a blend, but I feel old drinking that.
Vodka, sterotyping, there are some godd out there, but very few.
Gin, no comment, fuck tyhe Brits, IRA forever
Rum, no comment
Tequilla, no comment
Wine, definitly red, thick and rich.
Beer, not enough time to talk about.

"Ты - Жертва Сволочей! Так нельзя, сколько можно это терпеть?! Может пришло время платить этим СВОЛОЧАМ той же монетой?!"




Пройти тест "Какая вы сволочь?"

"Модели"

Очень красивые, ухоженные, дорогие девочки, привыкшие к хорошим игрушкам, бешеному ритму жизни и человеческой неординарности. Почему? Потому что ты им можешь дать то, к чему они привыкли. В общем, далеко не все они дурочки, как принято считать.


Пройти тест "Хочешь узнать, какие женщины падают перед тобой штабелями?"

"Демон"

Ты можешь казаться простым человеком, но на самом деле это не так. Тебя нравится прикидываться пнём, втайне испытывая на знакомых свои силы. Но если нападаешь воткрытую, то мало кто остаётся в живых :)


Пройти тест "Кто ты в магическом мире?"

2 days ago met my friend I used to work with. She goes to FIT and all that. So she said that her roommate died. They were partying in Halloween, she felt down th stairs, and they put her to bed. She never woke up. And all this was in the papers the next day. They say she was young, beautiful, talented, happy...

Monday night: Paul and I went out , after an 5 hours of drinking and dining, ended up at some country bar dancing with midwest chicks and listening to country music.
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw him last night.
PS: Never drink Grey Goose.

Next Thursday is my roomate's b-day. I don't know what to get him, his girlfriend gets whatever she thinks he needs. So , I guess, I'll buy him big bottle of his favorite beer for 100 bucks.
And he gonna throw a big party , in some Village bar, hopefully it's gonna be fun. Last year the party was in Midtown, everybody got drunk, cause I made them to have a Russian trip( a shot of every vodka they had on the shelves, starting from house and all the way to top shelf). They had about 14 different kinds of vodka. Everybody hated me for week.

Funny, but sometimes they were over the edge with child abuse.
But Eminem diss was hilarious.