Last Christmass I gave you my heart
But the very same day You gave away
you're slut!

Mir vashemu domu i Vorovskomu hodu!
Russkiy emigrant mne skazal:" Chyo bochki kachayesh?"
Ya v nachale ne ponyal.
Potom dohodchivo ob'yasnil, chto kachayut ne bochki, a prava!
A, tyi , brat real'no ramsyi putayesh'.
Teper' on uchitsya blatnyim slovam. vrode byi yego ded sidel, dolzhen za molodyozhd'yu sledit'.
Moi byili v ssyilke, eto drugoye.
Zato ulitsa nauchila.

Fuck Vanessa! Fucking cunt!
Fuck my lifestyle!
Time to fucking change this shit. Tired.
To all happy people, you're happy to live, fuck you!
Fuck all Italians from Bensonhurst, looking at me going to your diners!
You've got a problem? Fuck you!
Fuck all the irish from Woodside, I know better than you I don't belong there, you don't have to remind me! Fuck you, you cunts.
Fuck all the Bangladesh from Astoria, shut up fuck up, you ain't got shit for me, you fucking bitches.
Fuck Russians, Chinees, Japs, Jews, Germans, Spanish, Hispanic, Black, Jamaican, African, whatever you fuck you are.
Merry Fucking Christmass, Ramadan, hannukah, New Year, Zul- whatever it is for you, you cunts have really happy holidays, be good, safe, and have fun.
the mean machine!

Merry Fucking Christmass to you. I can't believe it's raining.

I'm in the City , all bored. I have no idea what to do. At 9.30 my friend will get off corporate party, then we'll do something, but before that , I'm bored.
And these wool pants are damn itchy.

My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like "It's better than yours"
Damn right, It's better than yours,
I can teach you, but I have to charge....

segodnaya menya sprosili, kogo byi vklyuchil top 10 playlist alltime,
And I couldn't think of 10 songs.. may be 5. May be I have too short memory.

Мне было двадцать три года. Достаточно поздно, чтобы начинать жить
занова. Но за спиною не оставалось ничего, на что можно было бы опереться,
ничего, что привязывало бы меня к прошлому.

I'v already been waiting for an hour for my sushi. Hungry...........

I'm tired of working 13-16 hours a day. At least we hired some new girls so it's not as stressfull as it would've been. Just looking at them makes day better.
Skater girl is more fun than anybody, knows what to say at the right moment .
Boston girl, funnier than anybody, makes you laugh when you need it.
Skinny-Tall girl, is quieter than anybody, knows when it's the time to shut up.
Tozhe mne tri devitsyi, blin.

- Privet, kak dela?
-I'm allright, just got off work came here to talk to you. Yourself?
-Kak obyichno. Tol'ko boss zamuchil, postoyanno yemu chto-to nuzhno. Dostal prosto, urod stariy.
-I feel you. Work sucks.
-Ne govori.
-You know, we got really close, you and I. For couple of months I've been coming here just to talk to you. And don't get me wrong, but I enjoy talking to you, it's kinda relaxing, it seems that you're one of the people who truely understand me.
-Ya rada. U tebya vsyo horosho?
-Yeah, everything is fine. You know, I'll be in Moscow in 2 months. I can't wait till happens.
-Da, doma vsegda horosho, doma spokoino, teplo.
-Word!
-Chto?
-I mean, yes.
-Nikogda takogo ne slyishala. Ya tebe svoyo photo prishlyu.
-Sweet, too bad I don't have one to send you.
-Izvini, mne pora.
-Tommorow, the same time?
-Konechno, tseluyu , poka.
-Later, all the best.
6am. 42nd street between 7 and 8th avenues. Outside of internet cafe.
City-workers are cleaning the streets, pre-rushhour silence. Sun is rising. I'm tired. But it feels good. She's somewhere overthere, I'm here in NYC. But for an hour we were close, for an hour we were together.

2 months later
-Privet, uznala?
-Net, kto eto?
-Tolyan, pomnish?
-Da, tyi v Moskve?
-Da, vchera priletel.
-Izvini mne pora, poka.
-All the best, take care.

Drink of the day is Godfather!

Listening to remake of Eminem's " My name is" (Russian) by weird Al Yankovich. Fucking bullshit. It just pisses me off.

When I move you move
Just like that
When I move you move
Just like that
When I move you move
Just like that
HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

types of waiters
1. Old waiter, has been in the industry too long, probably an actor with strugling career. He or she won't talk much, just nessesary minimum: Hi, Bye, Don't you know that people tip in the restaurants.
2. Happy waiter, has been working for about 1-2 years. He (mostly he) is a cheerleader. Very annoying, especially to the staff. Says things like"God bless you" enormous amount of time.
3.New waiter. "How would you like your gardenburger cooked?"
4.Drunk waiter. They don't exist anymore. Too bad, I missed them.
5.Cool waiter. Will not charge you for something, will tell where to go to drink for cheap.

Are the Smiths the best band ever?

I have a feeling that something going to happen.

1.Brits don't tip! (well, to be honest they do but very small amount or very rare)
2.Russians tip 10%. (well, at least they don't have a problem when gratuity is included, very rarely complain about food)
3."Uptown" brothers tip 5-9 dollars no matter what.(complain about amount of alcohol in the drinks,ask for "virgin margaritas on the rocks", "virgin LIT"
4.Midwest and west coast tip well( complain about prices, food, flat beer)
5.Spanish(hispanic) tip randomly (speak to each other in Spanish while ordering.
6.Chineese tip, most of the time.( always share, very impation, ask for their waiter not knowing what they want)
7.Austrilians usually tip (never order Fosters, usually they order Bud)

PS: Of course there are pleasant and unpleasant surprises like 30-dollar-tip on 30 dollar check from a drug dealler, or one-penny-tip from a person paying by American Express Corporate card. Stereotyping is ok.

I hope it's not gonna be cold, I hope It's not gonna be windy.
Let's have 2 falls this year, and 0 winters!!!!!!!!!