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Polyglot 84.Welcome to Baba-Mail.Joke: Why Was I Pulled Over?

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Jokes > Police Jokes

Officer, Why Did It Have to Be Me?

A man was speeding down the highway,

feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

However, as they passed a speed trap,

he got nailed with an infrared speed detector

and was promptly greeted by the wail of a siren and flashing lights.

Cursing his luck, the man immediately knew

what was coming, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The officer got out of his cruiser,

as calm as can be,

and walked over to the man's car.

He handed him the citation,

received his signature

and was about to walk away

when the man asked,

"Officer, I know I was speeding,

but I don't think it's fair -

there were plenty of other cars around me

who were going just as fast,

so why did *only I* get the ticket?"

"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added,

"Ever catch *all* the fish?"

 

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