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Jokes > Business Jokes

The Time Keeper's Problem

A time keeper at a factory is in charge of blowing the whistle

for the lunch break at noon.

When it's almost noon she looks at her watch

and right when it strikes 12pm she blows the whistle.

One day she bumps her watch against something

and she fears that it is a little off.

Wanting to make sure that she can do her job correctly

she decides to go get her watch set by a professional clock maker.

The woman goes to the shop

and has the clock maker set her watch to the correct time.

She tells the clock maker what she does for a living

and that it is important that her watch keeps correct time.

The clock maker tells her

that she needn't worry because

he set his watch by the clocks in the back

and that he can be sure

that they're on time because he sets them every Sunday

when the church bells ring at 6am.

The woman leaves the shop satisfied...

but starts to ask herself...

"How does the church know exactly when it is 6am?"

So she goes to the church

and finds the bell ringer

and asks him how does he know

when to ring the bells

and how does he make sure that he has the correct time.

The bell ringer tells her that he rings the bells right

when his watch strikes 6am.

"I'm sure my watch is accurate."

He reassures her.

"I check it every day at noon when the factory goes on break."

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